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So they fired a missile, it missed, they don't know where it went, and they don't know if it exploded Normal things that happen when you're firing at a weather balloon
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Feb 14, 2023 01:00
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Sleekly posted:YAY finally its leaking time! suspect the pilot chat was a controlled one and the most demure leak they could do is two pilots utterly bewildered what's next
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Feb 14, 2023 01:01
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:yeah like where the gently caress do these missles that never explode go They have a timed self destruct, that fragments go in your yard
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Feb 14, 2023 01:01
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Objurium posted:lol right so the "balloon" either dodged or couldn't get solidly locked up by a Sidewinder huh? SKULL.GIF posted:So they fired a missile, it missed, they don't know where it went, and they don't know if it exploded It's very sneaky trash stealth trash
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Feb 14, 2023 01:03
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those Coleman tents are tricky fuckers
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Feb 14, 2023 01:04
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guys, it was not designed to shoot slow moving objects, calm down. 
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Feb 14, 2023 01:05
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Mean Baby posted:guys, it was not designed to shoot slow moving objects, calm down. Goons on the east coast, slow your walking pace for the next few days
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Feb 14, 2023 01:07
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why didn't they just tape a sword to a drone that's probably like a couple hundred bucks compared to 400k
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Feb 14, 2023 01:08
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sidewinders supposed to fire out bunch of sweet swords like a heavily angel near the trash not explode the trash. there was a description upthread of traditional missiles passing through wind rubbish without making holes big enough to let the gas out. the way the first piece of chinese firmament litter exploded it for sure got sliced by the air forces biblical blades
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Feb 14, 2023 01:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR4dWC5WHFw&t=1454s Can anyone make out what they're saying at the linked time stamp? It sounds like "I know there was a real weird one where we were both [something] on different days," but I couldn't make out the question that that was a reply to. I wonder if they were discussing other incidents they've been involved in?
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Feb 14, 2023 01:08
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they bulseye womp rats in those things theyd never miss a floating forceflex 5
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Feb 14, 2023 01:09
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Firing missiles at Canada, eh? I declare Article 5!
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Feb 14, 2023 01:10
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someone post the picture of the ceremonial air force sword my time is too valuable
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Feb 14, 2023 01:11
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Log082 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR4dWC5WHFw&t=1454s "we were both in the same bay" is what I hear
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Feb 14, 2023 01:12
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Normal biblical sweet swords. Plus da fakelains safe us ejon
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Feb 14, 2023 01:12
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The Saucer Hovers posted:someone post the picture of the ceremonial air force sword my time is too valuable this is my favorite of them 
Al! has issued a correction as of 01:17 on Feb 14, 2023 |
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Feb 14, 2023 01:14
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:"we were both in the same bay" is what I hear Ah, that's what I thought I heard the first listen through, so maybe I just tricked myself. Maybe they were just talking about where they parked, lol
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Feb 14, 2023 01:15
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the octaloon's point defense portal sent the first missile to the shadow realm but couldn't recharge in time to stop the second sidewinder
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Feb 14, 2023 01:15
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Feb 14, 2023 01:15
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I don't think the pilot chat was leaked. The Drive is constantly posting the radio talk of pilots doing stuff in America. They've released lots of UFO pilot chat in the past. I'm pretty sure if you have the right equipment you can just listen to that unless the military actively chooses to broadcast it on an encrypted channel which you would think would be standard but apparently isn't.
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Feb 14, 2023 01:16
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D-Pad posted:I don't think the pilot chat was leaked. The Drive is constantly posting the radio talk of pilots doing stuff in America. They've released lots of UFO pilot chat in the past. I'm pretty sure if you have the right equipment you can just listen to that unless the military actively chooses to broadcast it on an encrypted channel which you would think would be standard but apparently isn't. given how ramshackle every other facet of this experience has been we should not be surprised that, much like they forgot to flip the "show UFOs" switch on their radar, that they forgot to flip the "encrypt the comms about the UFOs" switch on their radios
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Feb 14, 2023 01:18
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D-Pad posted:I don't think the pilot chat was leaked. The Drive is constantly posting the radio talk of pilots doing stuff in America. They've released lots of UFO pilot chat in the past. I'm pretty sure if you have the right equipment you can just listen to that unless the military actively chooses to broadcast it on an encrypted channel which you would think would be standard but apparently isn't. Yup confirmed from the article: quote:Audio recordings courtesy of Mike in Southwest Wisconsin
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Feb 14, 2023 01:18
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Idiot fighter pilots mystified by S K Y T R A S H
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Feb 14, 2023 01:20
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The MIC has all this money and they can't even get non static filled comms that don't sound like poo poo.
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Feb 14, 2023 01:22
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It's just balloons
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Feb 14, 2023 01:22
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just send this thing after the balloons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmraDvQVURs&t=40s
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Feb 14, 2023 01:23
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"Listen Fat, the little green men are here and they love America. You should love them back."
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Feb 14, 2023 01:24
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It's important to remember than everyone everywhere at every level of every organization is perfectly capable and willing to be lazy and incompetent
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Feb 14, 2023 01:24
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Rickshaw posted:just send this thing after the balloons that chain would never stand up to quality tent poles
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Feb 14, 2023 01:25
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https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/13/politics/pentagon-memo-canada-small-balloon/index.htmlquote:Defense officials also wrote in the memo to lawmakers that the object shot down over Lake Huron, in Michigan on Sunday, “subsequently slowly descended” into the water after impact.
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Feb 14, 2023 01:26
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Tekne posted:https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/13/politics/pentagon-memo-canada-small-balloon/index.html what does that mean did it fall was it a controlled descent?! why is everything phrased in the worst way
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Feb 14, 2023 01:27
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The Demilich posted:The MIC has all this money and they can't even get non static filled comms that don't sound like poo poo. their real chat is on encrypted channels, this is what they fake for the UFO people
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Feb 14, 2023 01:28
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Frosted Flake needs to give us answers!
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Feb 14, 2023 01:29
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:what does that mean Sadly it means the sidewinder shrapnel put a few holes in the balloon and it sank down after that
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Feb 14, 2023 01:31
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:what does that mean slowly descended means descended slowly 
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Feb 14, 2023 01:31
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mastershakeman posted:Sadly it means the sidewinder shrapnel put a few holes in the balloon and it sank down after that id also accept "gigantic tarp"
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Feb 14, 2023 01:31
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The Saucer Hovers posted:id also accept "gigantic tarp" Your mum's a gigantic tramp E: sorry I misread
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Feb 14, 2023 01:32
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The Demilich posted:Frosted Flake needs to give us answers! Ease of implementation
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Feb 14, 2023 01:33
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Shifty Nipples posted:slowly descended means descended slowly Yes but what does it mean
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Feb 14, 2023 01:33
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Slavvy posted:Your mum's a gigantic tramp my mother is an orb shaped tramp but a balloon is just a orb shaped tarp i guess
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Feb 14, 2023 01:34
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