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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Beeftweeter posted:

guaranteed housing and food at least

it wasnt guaranteed food lol. you had to grow your own and if for any reason you couldnt one year your family would die

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


fart simpson posted:

it wasnt guaranteed food lol. you had to grow your own and if for any reason you couldnt one year your family would die

Millions of Irish tenant farmers died because they couldn’t grow enough potatoes on the tiny lot they were permitted while the island exported wheat

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


The British have sucked rear end for centuries OP

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

PokeJoe posted:

The British have sucked rear end for centuries OP

yeah, boarding schools have been around for a long time.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

fart simpson posted:

it wasnt guaranteed food lol. you had to grow your own and if for any reason you couldnt one year your family would die

lol fair point

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Millions of Irish tenant farmers died because they couldn’t grow enough potatoes on the tiny lot they were permitted while the island exported wheat

tenament farmster

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Cat Face Joe posted:

tenament farmster

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Cat Face Joe posted:

tenament farmster

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1625187933991976993?s=46&t=4rDb4mHICbN0b-IM3UQOtQ

mat
Feb 3, 2023

the unfortunate result of decades of evolution
:thanks::thanks:

good to see bill mitchell is still at it

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


it's never racist to do an italian accent.jpg

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

lmao tenderjerk :discourse:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
what is it with people named Bill(y) Mitchell?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


It's because it's really easy to call them "Bitchell" and they never recovered

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

PokeJoe posted:

It's because it's really easy to call them "Bitchell" and they never recovered

:aaaaa:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

President Beep posted:

what is it with people named Bill(y) Mitchell?

well you're the president better warn them off starting new branches of the armed forces

or obsessively playing arcade video games

whichever is most problematic

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

well you're the president better warn them off starting new branches of the armed forces

or obsessively playing arcade video games

whichever is most problematic

lmao. forgot about that first one :hmmyes:

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


https://twitter.com/d_feldman/status/1626439522467606530?s=46&t=Dx614402YS2Q_TN-VorqwA

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

yes it's far more likely that the "bottlecap balloon brigade" didn't lose track of a balloon

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
let's take a big step back and ask the important questions, like who the hell says "about the size of a four wheeler"

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

RokosCockatrice posted:

let's take a big step back and ask the important questions, like who the hell says "about the size of a four wheeler"

you are like little baby

https://twitter.com/KSHB41/status/1158871610876682240

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


February 2020:
Electric - $77.36
Gas - $97.00

February 2023:
Electric - $143.69
Gas - $237.00

lol what the gently caress

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

February 2020:
Electric - $77.36
Gas - $97.00

February 2023:
Electric - $143.69
Gas - $237.00

lol what the gently caress

slava ukrani! :patriot:

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1221881862244749315

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band


Seems bad

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq9TitJh9AQ
Cop: "Do you have any medical issues, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Thank you for being my best friend"
Cop: "Do you have anything wrong with your eyes, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Yes officer, I've had a few"

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Clark Nova posted:

slava ukrani! :patriot:

The US wasn't importing power from Russia, but that doesn't stop the right of American companies to gouge their customers.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



https://www.theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997

incredible

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1626631349003030528

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


oh my god the signatures at the end

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

lol :discourse:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

qirex posted:

oh my god the signatures at the end

I only recognize Ted Kaczynski

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

akadajet posted:

I only recognize Ted Kaczynski

the others are pretty hard to read (except "steve hannah" i guess but thats a generic rear end name) so i just assumed they're all sociopaths

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
top left is T. Herman Zweibel, "publisher emeritus" in the kayfabe of the Onion

top right is former Colorado Avalanche player Joe Sakic

bottom left is this woman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Letourneau

Steve Hannah appears to have been the actual CEO of the Onion at one point

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Petanque posted:

top left is T. Herman Zweibel, "publisher emeritus" in the kayfabe of the Onion

top right is former Colorado Avalanche player Joe Sakic

bottom left is this woman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Letourneau

Steve Hannah appears to have been the actual CEO of the Onion at one point

lmao

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lmao

quote:

What if we could find data saying trans people should be more likely to get arrested? What will our detractors say then? They’ll be silent, as well they should be, and free speech will survive one more day.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005


i keep expecting the onion to wind up a forgotten relic, but, man, that right there is actual great satire ityool 2023.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I have no idea how the onion has somehow remained funny for over 20 years. Is any other comedy thing that longstanding?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






PokeJoe posted:

I have no idea how the onion has somehow remained funny for over 20 years. Is any other comedy thing that longstanding?
Forums dot somethingawful dot com is still going strong OP

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

PokeJoe posted:

I have no idea how the onion has somehow remained funny for over 20 years. Is any other comedy thing that longstanding?

SNL but the remained funny part is problematic

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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

PokeJoe posted:

I have no idea how the onion has somehow remained funny for over 20 years. Is any other comedy thing that longstanding?

politics getting much dumber since obama has helped a lot

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