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Welcome to the 2023 FIA Formula One World Championship! FULL RACE CALENDAR HERE How do I watch? Depends on where you live and what you want to pay. Use a search engine, I promise it's not hard. F1TV is also a thing. What's new for 2023? Red Bull are better and Ferrari are worse. Aston Martin are arguably the 3rd best team. Nico Hulkenberg is back working full time in F1. TLDR: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Formula_One_World_Championship Teams & Drivers Red Bull -- Oracle Red Bull Racing Drivers: Max Verstappen & Sergio Perez Team Principal: Christian Horner No one knows just how good the Red Bull is because it’s good enough to get easy wins without pushing too hard. Christian Horner is of course being a huge prick about it. Mercedes -- Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula One Team Drivers: Lewis Hamilton & George Russell Team Principal: Toto Wolff Mercedes had a bad car last year and despite dubious technical decisions in their favor from the FIA they remained bad. They are fighting to get on the podium this year. (Disclaimer: George Russell loving sucks, both as a human and a driver.) Ferrari -- Scuderia Ferrari Drivers: Charles Leclerc & Carlos Sainz Team Principal: Frederic Vasseur Ferrari fired their team principal and poached another. This has led to no changes in Ferrari’s fortunes, and they continue to make terrible decisions that limit the results they can achieve in their shitbox car. Aston Martin-Mercedes -- Aston Martin Aramco Cognizant Formula One Team Drivers: Fernando Alonso & Lance Stroll Team Principal: Mike Krack Aston decided to copy the Red Bull this year, and they have a very fast car. They also have the best driver on the grid now with Fernando Alonso. McLaren F1 Team -- McLaren-Mercedes Drivers: Lando Norris & Oscar Piastri Team Principal: Andrea Stella (lol... pictured is Zak Brown because oops!) McLaren continue to spiral down the order, even though the incredible rise of McLaren has been massively understated. Their rookie driver Oscar Piastri looks quick, but the car doesn’t. Alpine-Renault -- BWT Alpine F1 Team Drivers: Pierre Gasly & Esteban Ocon Team Principal: Otmar Szafnauer The team is more French this year with two French drivers, but the car is an embarrassment. Drama between the drivers or crashes are the only way they’ll get coverage this year. Haas-Ferrari -- Uralkali Haas F1 Team Drivers: Kevin Magnussen & Nico Hulkenberg Team Principal: Guenther Steiner Haas had a good car last year and have managed to keep some of that edge this year. Their veteran drivers mean they are cruising for all the easy points they can get, and they may manage to get some this year. AlphaTauri-Red Bull -- Scuderia AlphaTauri Drivers: Nyck De Vries & Yuki Tsunoda Team Principal: Franz Tost Inconsistent so far, and with a rookie driver Nyck DeVries, it’s unclear how fast the Alpha is. Williams-Mercedes -- Williams Racing Drivers: Alex Albon & Logan Sargeant Team Principal: James Vowles Williams are technically better than last year, but that’s a very low bar. They have a US driver now so they get lots of coverage and Florida man jokes. Alfa Romeo-Ferrari -- Alfa Romeo F1 Team ORLEN (powered by Sauber) Drivers: Zhou Guanyu & Valtteri Bottas Team Principal: Alessandro Alunni Bravi (team representative???) Forgettable both because of their midfield position and because they are yet another livery that appears almost black on camera. A special note about Valtteri… since leaving Mercedes, he has become a likable, interesting character as illustrated by these amazing photographs: F1 Thread Fantasy Link: https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/C2LPQXCFV02 Netflix F1 Drive to Survive: https://www.netflix.com/title/80204890 OP REWRITTEN BY: Pragmatica on 28APR2023
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Lord let Williams not be dogshit again
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Diet Crack posted:Lord let Williams not be dogshit again Latifi's gone so that's an automatic improvement over last year(?)
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Pooderia Ferrari
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Ferrari needs to win not because I like them or because I want them to win, but because I put them on my fantasy team and therefore they must succeed.
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Checo 2023 WDC.
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:32 |
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Shitclaren
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The Venn diagram of people who think Perez or Alonso have any shot at the WDC this year is a perfectly smooth brain
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I'm here for the thrills.
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ngl my favourite part of this thread is all the avatars and flairs
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tifosi lets goooooooooo
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:45 |
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Lol anybody remember this time last year where that marshall posted on social media hoping Lewis Hamilton had a fatal crash?
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Windmill Hut posted:ngl my favourite part of this thread is all the avatars and flairs i dunno who it was but honestly whoever pastafied my lando av because ferrari suck played an absolute blinder, so i just kept it.
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let's loving go Scuderia, find new ways to kill me
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Really looking forward to the sportswashed leg of this season.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i dunno who it was but honestly whoever pastafied my lando av because ferrari suck played an absolute blinder, so i just kept it. Hundo bucks it was Quid
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italian quid posted:The Venn diagram of people who think Perez or Alonso have any shot at the WDC this year is a perfectly smooth brain Same with Ferrari tbh.
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Its Rawe Ceek time boys let's put our sleep masks on
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Charles Leclerc posted:Really looking forward to the sportswashed leg of this season. I also look forward to the entire season
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Charles Leclerc posted:Lol anybody remember this time last year where that marshall posted on social media hoping Lewis Hamilton had a fatal crash? That was actually me posting in this thread when Mick hit that wall
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italian quid posted:The Venn diagram of people who think Perez or Alonso have any shot at the WDC this year is a perfectly smooth brain More just hoping that Alonso gets the "first win after hitting 300 races" record before Hamilton, although the chances of either this season are slim.
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Here's a fun little motivational F1 picture to kick off the new season
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND4GX_d8Qj4&t=48s remember to have this music playing at all times while reading this thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiBkydMW8k
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Windmill Hut posted:ngl my favourite part of this thread is all the avatars and flairs I still don't know when and why I got this flair but it's okay because Stroll owns, he's a supreme binman that is fast like 2x a year.
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Why do I pay to watch this dogshit "sport."
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Residency Evil posted:Why do I pay to watch this dogshit "sport." the cars go neoooowwwwm
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND4GX_d8Qj4&t=48s Dammit I was just about to post this. Well with the actual intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoOtNDKy5EU
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Looking forward to lots of this!
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Red Warrior posted:Dammit I was just about to post this. Well with the actual intro: god i miss my amiga. gonna have to go emulte some microprose GP and lotus turbo challenge 2 soon
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Checo 2023 wdc
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