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BattleMaster posted:the sweet bro and hella jeff comic about falling down stairs except the thing that keeps happening is jim cramer opening his god drat mouth
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I WARNED YOU ABOUT JIM CRAMER BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DAWG!
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zuck discovers that large orgs are less efficient and focused than small orgs https://twitter.com/modestproposal1/status/1635672478478475267?s=20
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pmchem posted:zuck discovers that large orgs are less efficient and focused than small orgs rinse, repeat FMguru fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Mar 14, 2023 |
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i wonder if part of that productivity boost after the layoffs is from the remaining workers being scared into working faster, or at least making it appear that way, out of fear probably at least a contributor
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how about making the org so lean that you just liquidate the fucker and cleanse the earth of facebook's noxious existence
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yeah like for facebook i dont feel like lean is far enough, i want to see it emaciated and starving
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refleks posted:i didn't realize "banking is a white mans game" was a controversial take... Just a note that Internaut! got laughed out of the Canadian Debt Bubble thread for repeatedly posting nothing but red-hot anti-immigrant takes. They're basically the target demographic for that "distracted by diversity" article.
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Broken Machine posted:i wonder if part of that productivity boost after the layoffs is from the remaining workers being scared into working faster, or at least making it appear that way, out of fear the layoffs will continue until performance improves??
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Gnossiennes posted:the layoffs will continue until performance improves?? sounds more like the layoffs will continue until 2-4 quarters after performance stops improving
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Broken Machine posted:i wonder if part of that productivity boost after the layoffs is from the remaining workers being scared into working faster, or at least making it appear that way, out of fear my guess is that things are getting done faster by ticket-closing metrics because many process gatekeepers are gone and people are doing more cowboy poo poo. the harmful effects of this don't show up in a burn down chart, at least not in the short term
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there’s also almost certainly a conscious effort to gently caress with the metrics to make themselves look good, as opposed to previously when everyone would be more open/honest about things being stalled/failing because they weren’t as afraid of losing their jobs over it
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AnoHito posted:there’s also almost certainly a conscious effort to gently caress with the metrics to make themselves look good, as opposed to previously when everyone would be more open/honest about things being stalled/failing because they weren’t as afraid of losing their jobs over it tbh they should always, always have been 'optimizing' for the metrics since it's clearly all that impacts the minuscule likelihood of a raise, honestly who gives a poo poo
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Just a note that Internaut! got laughed out of the Canadian Debt Bubble thread for repeatedly posting nothing but red-hot anti-immigrant takes. They're basically the target demographic for that "distracted by diversity" article. "SIVB died because they didn't hedge their interest rate risk" "hey everyone look this chud thinks housing in Canada could be cooled off by pausing immigration!" purity test status:failed 😢 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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im actually super happy all of this poo poo took place during my vacation so I wont have to listen to as much stupid libertarian commentary on it from my coworkers as i would have if i were in the office. but i bet they'll still have plenty of lovely things to say next week when i get back
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oh hey, it’s Tuesday, the economy didn’t collapse. I seem to recall bdid saying it would.
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kitten emergency posted:oh hey, it’s Tuesday, the economy didn’t collapse. I seem to recall bdid saying it would. are you calling their stoxx clause?
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they issued a guarantee on the 600 billion of fuckup on the balance sheet, so they squished that carpet bubble well and good. it remains to be seen where the next carpet bubble pops up. 2008 took 4 years all in all
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if you want a proper toxx, i will do one and only one: by december 31, 2025, at least 100 banks will have failed in the world (so not just usa) compared to march 1 2023  current count is svb, signature, silvergate, svb britain. credit suisse just issued a fuckin nutso notice bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Mar 15, 2023 |
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something tells me that bdid looked up global bank failure rate and that he's not at much risk
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Internaut! posted:"SIVB died because they didn't hedge their interest rate risk" you racist moron
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Internaut! posted:"SIVB died because they didn't hedge their interest rate risk" i'm the guy who sees 12k month-to-month whole home rentals on airbnb in toronto alone and blames immigration for the housing crisis
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Achmed Jones posted:something tells me that bdid looked up global bank failure rate and that he's not at much risk lol it's not that risky
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tuesday after the biggest bank failure in 15 years is not a great day for a bank (credit suisse) to send out a notice that they hosed up hard on the accounting, overall they say it was just 7 billion chf. but are they honest about that
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credit sus has been circling the drain for a while, just refuses to go down
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Achmed Jones posted:something tells me that bdid looked up global bank failure rate and that he's not at much risk if only he was head of svb at the time
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bob dobbs is dead posted:if you want a proper toxx, i will do one and only one: toxx 3 year out? boring.
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only two or three huge months of panic during the 2008 crisis over years, anyhow
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Beeftweeter posted:credit sus has been circling the drain for a while, just refuses to go down MUCH LIKE YOURE POSTNIG!!!!
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KidDynamite posted:great time to be interviewing with them. its a terrible time to be interviewing anywhere. its loving rough out there
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Agile Vector posted:are you calling their stoxx clause? yesssss
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bob dobbs is dead posted:
posting a post like this, as requested
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rotor posted:yeah like for facebook i dont feel like lean is far enough, i want to see it emaciated and starving few will believe me, but Scott adams used to have some ok opinions. in the dilbert principle he reprinted emails that people sent to him, and one of them was someone saying their company had gone beyond lean and mean to skinny and pissed. so at one point he had enough clarity to know that was a good bit
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Internaut! posted:"SIVB died because they didn't hedge their interest rate risk" lol I remembered this dude because of the awful balding man with multiple suck machines avatar he got stuck with, but I quickly realized why as soon as he posted wahhh I have to work late (for a bank, and thus making some real cash) because of this dang bank run wahhh good to get a checkup on the poster quality instinct reflexes
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Beeftweeter posted:he was certainly always an rear end in a top hat before, but like many people his age, social media seems to have broken his brain completely definitely, but his last decade of posting has completely obliterated what were ok maybe even good opinions about business. the same book had his management philosophy which was basically get rid of assholes, focus and remove stupid process so we can all go home at 5 pm. it was called OA5 - out at 5. how he turned into this in about 20 years is a solid demonstration of time’s ravages
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Beeftweeter posted:he was certainly always an rear end in a top hat before, but like many people his age, social media seems to have broken his brain completely getting off of social media did me immeasurable good and i highly recommend it my only social outlets online are a few slacks with irl and long-time online-only friends and this forum
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