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Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1636067993061867524?s=20

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
They clarified
https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1636068464543629317?t=16ChAvD8TYNB99RLtUviKw&s=19

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

so is this a crash or a soft collapse

The economy is STRONG and STABLE, the landing will be SOFT and SAFE.

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

SKULL.GIF posted:

Excuse me, what?

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1636067486121467904

Wasn't the banking crisis contained with the unprecedented solvency bailout?

Oh drat. Who could have seen this coming

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
maybe we should go back to 0% interest rates again until everyone has liquidity and free money and then raise rates again

I’m very smart

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

Excuse me, what?

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1636067486121467904

Wasn't the banking crisis contained with the unprecedented solvency bailout?

they mean the repo markets, right?

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Credit Sleaze

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man
New Century financial stopped trading 15 years and 1 week ago. Almost like this is all cyclical. :thunk:

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

why even bother making decisions when the markets will make it for them

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




credit? sheesh!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

RealityWarCriminal posted:

why even bother making decisions when the markets will make it for them

priced in :downs:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1636069786940571652

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
goon project: buy a bank

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
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weren't they supposed to announce a buyer on sunday

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
silicon valley banks should be bailed out exclusively with crypto assets

its only fair

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

if nobody is gonna buy it then let's go ahead and nationalize the ba- *red dot appears on my forehead*

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Schmoe Cwead posted:

silicon valley banks should be bailed out exclusively with crypto assets

its only fair

if thiel caused the bank run his assets should be seized to keep it running

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

hmmm

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Number up. Gonna be green soon

Love da number

JamesKPolk
Apr 9, 2009


not contagion

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1636071912714502145

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Jon Irenicus posted:

if nobody is gonna buy it then let's go ahead and nationalize the ba- *red dot appears on my forehead*

congrats on awakening your third eye

JamesKPolk
Apr 9, 2009

VCs bailing out SVB would be so funny. imagine y combinator: the bank

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ils vont renflouer la banque et tous les riches. c'est sûr

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Pf. Hikikomoriarty posted:

a swiss bank? wonder what they were up to in the 1940s

They're having a liquidity crisis because they have to convert gold teeth and wedding rings into cash quickly.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

JamesKPolk posted:

VCs bailing out SVB would be so funny. imagine y combinator: the bank

They probably mostly just wanted the free bank charter.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



finma balls

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
lol

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

This guy is high as gently caress on amphetamines or coke fwiw

JamesKPolk
Apr 9, 2009

Thoguh posted:

They probably mostly just wanted the free bank charter.

An investment group with a bank charter is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how they got it, and danged if they know how to use it!

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

or tomorrow

need to sleep on that one eh

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
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https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1636073270398144513

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
You know everything is good when national regulators need to make daily announcements that everything is good, stable.

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011

SpaceDrake posted:

or tomorrow

need to sleep on that one eh

one last pump!

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

eh tomorrow maybe next week give us some time to go hide somewhere maybe

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

you're laughing? the Nazi war crimes bank is going under and you're laughing?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jon Irenicus posted:

you're laughing? the Nazi war crimes bank is going under and you're laughing?

it is unfortunately not the BIS

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Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
statement of support based purely on vibes

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