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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Ynglaur posted:

gently caress YEAH

Finally, it’s taken so long.

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Spiffster posted:

I want in on this

:toxx: Trump will not be arrested. If he is, 25 to a Ukraine charity or I will eat a ban :toxx:

For God’s sake I have never wanted to lose a toxx so bad :pray:

Spiffster posted:

I can change to indicted to keep it all on a level playing field if you want. I was always told editing Toxx was a big no no so I didn’t touch it

I need a charity for Ukraine if you all don’t mind. I’ve never been happier to lose a toxx

Edit: lol 9 months since I posted this! it’s a bouncing baby indictment

Mirotic
Mar 8, 2013




Spiffster posted:

I need a charity for Ukraine if you all don’t mind. I’ve never been happier to lose a toxx

Edit: lol 9 months since I posted this! it’s a bouncing baby indictment

The Ukraine charity thread should give you plenty of options.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Mirotic posted:

The Ukraine charity thread should give you plenty of options.

Forgot that was there! Thank you

Added extra to cover transaction fees and any weirdness for dollars to euros

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
What a wonderful development. Turns out there really was hope all along.

Can't wait for Fani and Jack to catch up and start tossing the indictments around, but this is an historic beginning and I will take it. I think I want to watch FOX News.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
Even though I expected him to get indicted I never really expected to see him get indicted. Pretty cool. Yes I know that is contradictory.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Indicted for the Stormy Daniels payment of all things. On a scale of 1 to 'Al Capone did tax evasion' where does this land?

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Bloody Pom posted:

Indicted for the Stormy Daniels payment of all things. On a scale of 1 to 'Al Capone did tax evasion' where does this land?

CNN is saying 30 business fraud charges, so it sounds like more than just Stormy Daniels but I don't know.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Killer robot posted:

CNN is saying 30 business fraud charges, so it sounds like more than just Stormy Daniels but I don't know.

Oh I mean I figure that there's a lot more charges on the way, but I just find it funny that the news outlets decided to go with that particular thing.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Killer robot posted:

CNN is saying 30 business fraud charges, so it sounds like more than just Stormy Daniels but I don't know.

Number of charges doesn't necessarily mean there were many other instances of the offense.

Some laws are just written that way. You can download a torrent of a single zip file with a bunch of pictures in it and catch 300 charges of copyright infringement or possession of child porn.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
does this mean hes going to jail or

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Boris Galerkin posted:

does this mean hes going to jail or

He will make a big show of the revolving door rich folks get to do when they get in trouble. Trump's being "indicted" while regular people just get fuckin' thrown in jail. He'll be out on bail in 2 seconds and they'll set a 2057 date for his trial.

Yep, it's me, the cynic. Cool that we even made it this far, though. I didn't think they would do it.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lucasar
Jan 25, 2005

save a few for lefty too
I enjoy that the whole point of paying off Stormy Daniels in the first place was to keep the fact that Trump had an affair out of the public eye. He got very poor value for money there.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Lucasar posted:

I enjoy that the whole point of paying off Stormy Daniels in the first place was to keep the fact that Trump had an affair out of the public eye. He got very poor value for money there.

Wait wait wait.

Wait.

Are you telling me that Trump made a...bad deal?!

Man I gotta sit down.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Boris Galerkin posted:

does this mean hes going to jail or

Fine and probation seems likely for this type of crime. It's relatively small potatoes compared to the other stuff in the docket.

Maybe they'll sentence him to community service. Let him serve soup to homeless people for six months.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Boris Galerkin posted:

does this mean hes going to jail or

lol no, this isn't even the beginning of the start of the introduction to the foreword. Trump has money. This is going to be years of motions, delays, arguments, appeals. Justice doesn't happen to the rich.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Deteriorata posted:

Fine and probation seems likely for this type of crime. It's relatively small potatoes compared to the other stuff in the docket.

Maybe they'll sentence him to community service. Let him serve soup to homeless people for six months.

You've read the indictment?

I really doubt the Manhattan DA's office decided they'd like to risk their health and safety to nail the president for a minor fine and some community service. But hey, keep the dream alive.

Grip it and rip it fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Mar 31, 2023

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Grip it and rip it posted:

You've read the indictment?

I really doubt the Manhattan DA's office decided they'd like to risk their health and safety to nail the president for a minor fine and some community service. But hey, keep the dream alive.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/03/30/donald-trump-indictment-what-it-means/?itid=hp-top-table-high_p002_f002

quote:

Could Trump go to jail?

This is the question a lot of people are asking. The answer is, it depends — not only on what he is charged with, of course, but also of what, if anything, he is ultimately convicted.

Bragg is believed to have been considering charges of falsifying business records in the commission of another crime, possibly a campaign-finance violation. That would be a low-level felony, according to New York state law, punishable by up to four years in prison.

But charges can be downgraded, sentences vary case by case, and, in general, it is unusual for a person with no criminal record to be sentenced to extensive jail time for a nonviolent, low-level felony violation.

So even if Trump is convicted of a felony, it does not necessarily mean he will spend time in jail.

Whatever, dude. Rage on.

I fully expect Trump to spend some time in jail, just not for this particular charge.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Deteriorata posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/03/30/donald-trump-indictment-what-it-means/?itid=hp-top-table-high_p002_f002

Whatever, dude. Rage on.

I fully expect Trump to spend some time in jail, just not for this particular charge.

That person opened up their article by saying they have no idea what the actual charges are, so they're basically talking out of their rear end about the entire thing. There is nothing "usual" about a President being charged with a crime in state court, let alone 30+ counts. Nobody has seen the indictment as it's still under seal, so nobody has any idea exactly what he's going to be dealing with other than the DA's office. I can tell you that DA's don't enjoy trying difficult cases, doubly so if they're politically sensitive, so I doubt that this is going to be some run of the mill case. Every DA in that office is about to get targeted by the Right Wing hate machine and their lives are going to be turned upside down to one degree or another. That's not a scenario that they would undertake without a significant reason for doing so, in my estimation.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



I hope they try to repeat the number 17 as much as possible in the charging documents.

Just really gently caress with any remaining Q people.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Grip it and rip it posted:

That person opened up their article by saying they have no idea what the actual charges are, so they're basically talking out of their rear end about the entire thing. There is nothing "usual" about a President being charged with a crime in state court, let alone 30+ counts. Nobody has seen the indictment as it's still under seal, so nobody has any idea exactly what he's going to be dealing with other than the DA's office. I can tell you that DA's don't enjoy trying difficult cases, doubly so if they're politically sensitive, so I doubt that this is going to be some run of the mill case. Every DA in that office is about to get targeted by the Right Wing hate machine and their lives are going to be turned upside down to one degree or another by this case. That's not a scenario that they would undertake without a significant reason for doing so, in my experience.

It's not a huge mystery. Lawyers have been analyzing this case for years and the possibilities for what crimes were committed are pretty well understood.

It's state-level campaign finance violations for this one. The actual hush payments aren't that big of a deal. As usual, it's the coverup - resulting in fraudulent business filings. Those are often prosecuted but few people ever go to jail for them.

Perhaps he ordered the murders of 16 nuns along the way that nobody knows about. That would certainly be a surprise no one has heard anything about and would bump up the seriousness of the charges. Based on what is known about the case thus far, though, jail seems an unlikely outcome.

There isn't any real point in arguing about it. We'll know for sure next week. I'm speculating based on what is known, you're speculating based on what is unknown. I think I'm on firmer grounding, but we'll have to see.

The J6, Georgia, and classified documents cases are likely much more serious.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Xiahou Dun posted:

I hope they try to repeat the number 17 as much as possible in the charging documents.

Just really gently caress with any remaining Q people.

They’re still out there, unfortunately. One of my co-workers is Full QAnon and I expect he’ll be absolutely insufferable for the next week or so.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Xiahou Dun posted:

I hope they try to repeat the number 17 as much as possible in the charging documents.

Just really gently caress with any remaining Q people.

17 x 2 (for the second term and second president to have non-consecutive terms) = 34. 34 indictments against him by the illegal NYDA team and BarfBag Bragg. But they can't arrest your favorite (YES, FAVORITE) President because of a special rule for business owners in the great state of New York. Search up 'Trump Rule 34' to find out more, and make sure to donate!

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

They’re still out there, unfortunately. One of my co-workers is Full QAnon and I expect he’ll be absolutely insufferable for the next week or so.

How do you even deal with something like that at work?

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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MrMojok posted:

How do you even deal with something like that at work?

You either see them fired, or watch the contagion spread.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/status/1641575007552778243

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

I say,as I embark on a high profile legal campaign to fail to gently caress over a single company for explicitly political reasons.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Out of curiosity, has George Soros ever responded to the many, many public officials and organizations who have said (tacitly or otherwise) that he's behind all these conspiracies?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Shooting Blanks posted:

Out of curiosity, has George Soros ever responded to the many, many public officials and organizations who have said (tacitly or otherwise) that he's behind all these conspiracies?

Yes, a couple times- he has a general response of "I am glad I/my organizations are taking positions that upset these people." Soros has never done many interviews that weren't tightly controlled, even before he was in his 90s.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Mar 31, 2023

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

Killer robot posted:

CNN is saying 30 business fraud charges, so it sounds like more than just Stormy Daniels but I don't know.

It's conceivable each payment Trump made to Cohen is a separate charge. As far as I recall he structured the payments to Cohen for the McDougal and Daniels payoffs, but I don't remember how many payments there actually were.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Deteriorata posted:

Fine and probation seems likely for this type of crime. It's relatively small potatoes compared to the other stuff in the docket.

Maybe they'll sentence him to community service. Let him serve soup to homeless people for six months.

The best most wonderful soup in all of history. Many people are eating it with tears in their eyes and saying "Thank you, Mr. President"

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

V-Men posted:

It's conceivable each payment Trump made to Cohen is a separate charge. As far as I recall he structured the payments to Cohen for the McDougal and Daniels payoffs, but I don't remember how many payments there actually were.

I would be surprised if there isn’t at least one obstruction charge in there. You know he tried to hide or erase some piece of information.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

Ravenfood posted:

I say,as I embark on a high profile legal campaign to fail to gently caress over a single company for explicitly political reasons.

I would like to believe that explicitly referencing a nazi conspiracy theory would end a presidential campaign right then and there. But, this is America.

V-Men posted:

It's conceivable each payment Trump made to Cohen is a separate charge. As far as I recall he structured the payments to Cohen for the McDougal and Daniels payoffs, but I don't remember how many payments there actually were.

I only think there was a handful of payments to Daniels, so unless it's a separate charge for each stage of the scheme? Cohen fraudulently invoices Trump, which Trumps knows of. Then Trump paying Cohen is a separate charge?

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

I saw my unhinged neighbor and her husband (who was wearing a red had) frantically clean out their van and throw luggage in it and leave last night. Any word on where the crazies are going to protest?

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Alterian posted:

I saw my unhinged neighbor and her husband (who was wearing a red had) frantically clean out their van and throw luggage in it and leave last night. Any word on where the crazies are going to protest?

I would think either Mar-a-Lago or NYC,. but that is just a straight up guess.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

That's what I am assuming. I just didn't know if anyone heard of any "official" gathering location. She was at January 6th. I want to keep an eye on to see if she does anything that I can tell the feds who she is and where she lives.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Alterian posted:

That's what I am assuming. I just didn't know if anyone heard of any "official" gathering location. She was at January 6th. I want to keep an eye on to see if she does anything that I can tell the feds who she is and where she lives.

Are you FB friends? Not too late to fire up the old account, send her a friend request, and then turn supergrass

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

We've had one run in with them already so I doubt she would friend me on facebook. She used to post a lot more publically about all her craziness, but keeps most of it private since she attempted to run for county sheriff in our very large, not rural county.

Our kids were bickering outside one day like kids do and I think my kid told her kid his mom was lazy. She stormed over with one of her flying monkey friends freaking out on my husband about how she is NOT lazy, she is VERY SMART and what an amazing neighbor she is. She didn't know my husband's name because this is the first time she has been over to our house to interact.

We are also both professors so I doubt she would friend us for that alone.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


I'm a rando on the internet and I think setting the precedent of indictment is the bigger deal and part of why this one happened first.

Thanks for reading!

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Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Guest2553 posted:

I'm a rando on the internet and I think setting the precedent of indictment is the bigger deal and part of why this one happened first.

Thanks for reading!

Hell, maybe, but I'm not sure that kind of idealism would carry out the day when you're dealing with a case of this magnitude and profile. There is a reason that Trump has evaded charges up until now. I'm sure the reasons are diverse, but the ideal of "setting the precedent that the (ex) President is not above (state) law would have been present at numerous other opportunities.

But I don't have any special insight into this thing so we will have to wait and see. Its entirely possible that the Manhattan DA office is already bungling this thing and all we will get to witness is them crapping the bed, but I hope that's not the case

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