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Mr. Nice! posted:I never got a good answer on our SOFA. Local sovereignty is to be respected, dont fight their police, dont antagonize the protesters and stop dressing like a goddamned boot when you go on liberty, it makes you a target. And stay away from the previously briefed businesses, they dont want you going in there and making a mess, again. Buddy system is in effect for any non NCOs. For the NCOs quit getting caught coming out of the local red light hotels, its embarrassing, some of those women are old enough to be your mothers and almost as ugly. Also stop saying "no comment" when asked any loving question, just refer them to the PAO and move on.
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TheWeedNumber posted:don't know why we got deployed here tbqh It's the logical place to be told a thousand asinine rules while waiting to get somewhere real
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I'm getting NJP'd again for not stamping my name on the waistband of my skivvies.
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PathAsc posted:I'm getting NJP'd again for not stamping my name on the waistband of my skivvies. just found first sergeant loving a PFC. but yeah, I'm the shitbag for putting my hands in my pocket. oohrah
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TheWeedNumber posted:just found first sergeant loving a PFC. but yeah, I'm the shitbag for putting my hands in my pocket. oohrah But were they dating and did he start a fight at the e-club with another PFC over them?
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Heads up, I've just been told that our actual mission here is humanitarian: we're handing out mood stabilizers and soap to the LNs.
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PathAsc posted:Heads up, I've just been told that our actual mission here is humanitarian: we're handing out mood stabilizers and soap to the LNs. We're going to need more soap, someone already got drunk and ate it on a bet.
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PathAsc posted:But were they dating and did he start a fight at the e-club with another PFC over them? idk man I just work here
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It's quiet out there tonight. Too quiet.
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There’s probably going to be civil unrest with the locals today considering a former warlord is supposed to be arrested and charged with 34 felonies.
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Apr 4, 2023 12:36
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Seems like the locals are generally having small scale slapfights. Why are we here again, this looks more like a photo op to say we're observing the situation.
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Apr 5, 2023 11:00
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Please we do need some liberating here from the tyrannical rulers
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Apr 5, 2023 13:01
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all marine posting should be required to cite sources for any and all claims made for the duration of their stay in D&D
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Apr 5, 2023 13:42
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Bro loving this standing post poo poo. Let’s go out the wire and get some sandwiches and poo poo from the locals. Maybe they even got weed! pick a thread, post it here, let’s post in it.
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mobby_6kl posted:Please we do need some liberating here from the tyrannical rulers All we're gonna do is poo poo in your yard and drive away, oohrah?
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TheWeedNumber posted:Bro loving this standing post poo poo. Let’s go out the wire and get some sandwiches and poo poo from the locals. Maybe they even got weed! There's a thread right outside the wire talking all about flags. Good flags, lovely flags, even some unit patches. Nobody would even know we're there we'd fit right in. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928619
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bird food bathtub posted:There's a thread right outside the wire talking all about flags. Good flags, lovely flags, even some unit patches. Nobody would even know we're there we'd fit right in. Found some thread about porn y’all. Seems a lil serious tho. Like I thought they’d be talking about their favorite hits but it’s a human rights focused thread!?!? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4028915 Idk we might all get shwacked but there’s low activity there. What’s the worst that could happen? We could also hop on the Space-A flight to Helsinki, I know a guy who knows a guy. Doc loves his Marines but I love the idea of get dom’d by Sanna Marin in a catwoman suit even more. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3879324
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Back in my day we carried our porn in ammo cans smdh
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GREEN ON BLUE GREEN ON BLUE SEND IT UP WE'VE GOT INCOMING 6'ER FIRE
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Terminal autist posted:Hopefully we open a new adventure in the middle east soon and you will be TheWeedNumber posted:Me America. America love Finland. NATO. me NATO. You NATO. All, NATO. Alright gents, Chaplain Shim here to give a talk about spiritual resiliency, and how to not slam your own goddamned dick in the door and force the Local Nationals “Poliisivoimat” to hit you with “moderaattorin ison munan virtapainikkeet.” No I did not learn how to pronounce that poo poo at Yeshiva, and gently caress you for asking. When approaching local nationals, remember, don’t get all sad and depressed and kill yourself because you gave the best years of your statistically sure to be short life up for a chance to fight in not one but two loving losing wars in 20 years. Even the Krauts did better right? Anyway, yeah, rule #1 don’t kill yourselves. Remember that first and always. They didn’t teach me gently caress else at chaplain school, but I do know it’s gonna be a while before we redeploy to GiP so don’t sweat pissing hot for a while, and the age of consent in newly admitted NATO Country Finland is 16. Do whatever the hell it is young Marines do when they know they’re not gonna be piss tested, home, or jailed for loving a high school Sophmore for a while. What? They do what? Oi Vey, Chaplain Shim out.
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I’d like to apologize to the US Army, and to the sentry we we may or might have not bamboozled at Camp 15 in 1991, for the Army CP tent we or may not have stolen The CO of my own company might possibly have had a problem with the fact that the USMC had not provided him with that item. Beyond that, I can neither agree or disagree with the idea that there was theft.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Alright gents, Chaplain Shim here to give a talk about spiritual resiliency, and how to not slam your own goddamned dick in the door and force the Local Nationals “Poliisivoimat” to hit you with “moderaattorin ison munan virtapainikkeet.” No I did not learn how to pronounce that poo poo at Yeshiva, and gently caress you for asking. Mr. Nice! posted:Always a good sign when the op of a thread is permabanned. Hey chaplain that first dude wasn’t even with us man. That was some dude pissing in the woods from CSPAM or some poo poo. Think I saw him protesting at the base gate when we got in for maneuvers. I feel like Jody from the flight line lied to me. These motherfuckers ain’t friendly at all! *ignores the fact he treated NATO allies like Neanderthals w his pantomiming act* I feel like they overreacted chaps, gotta be honest with you. I don’t know what I did to deserve getting taken out to the wood line by some loving dudes in a snow suit. Probably wouldn’t gently caress with those Finns I’ll tell ya that. TheWeedNumber fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Apr 6, 2023 |
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Yeah I think I'll stay aboard. For 50 bucks I'll cover your watch though
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Not going to lie Finland sounds like a pretty sketchy place. Like Nordic Alabama.
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M_Gargantua posted:Not going to lie Finland sounds like a pretty sketchy place. I mean, they have that deadly salty licorice. You can't trust people who eat that poo poo.
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salmiakki is life. best candy. how can one live without tasting that lovely combination of salt and plant death
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I really like Sibelius’s Valse Triste. Might check out his other works.
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3643995 Could hop on the Space-A down to yeehaw-ville, maybe? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3439500 SS just stands for scout sniper right gunny? Anyway Berlin is just a train ride away. Let’s get some beers in y’all! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874548 The squad bay seems to sweat twice as fast with half as many Marines when we’re
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Eason the Fifth posted:All we're gonna do is poo poo in your yard and drive away, oohrah? Sounds like an improvement!
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Jaxyon posted:What's the current marine opinion on Smedley Butler It was good for ol’ Dan Daly, it was good for Smedley Butler, and it’s good enough for you!
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Jaxyon posted:What's the current marine opinion on Smedley Butler Anti-fascist, anti-corporatist socialist with two MoH? Pretty good.
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joat mon posted:Anti-fascist, anti-corporatist socialist with two MoH? Pretty good.
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He's definitely the Hellen Keller of Marine Corps history -- because his achievements make him notable, they're what you learn about, but there's also that whole other part nobody ever mentions in class. You know what part.
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Eason the Fifth posted:Hellen Keller TIL. Cool.
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Eason the Fifth posted:He's definitely the Hellen Keller of Marine Corps history -- because his achievements make him notable, they're what you learn about, but there's also that whole other part nobody ever mentions in class. You know what part. Hellen Keller was a raging antisemite?
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FrozenVent posted:Hellen Keller was a raging antisemite? Do you have a cite for Butler on that? I couldn't find one.
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