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Jun 10, 2024 11:48
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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counts giving birth to each kid as a -1 to lifetime K/D ratio
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Mar 26, 2023 06:15
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- nut
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kd ratio the number of times ur just 2 tired and make kraft dinner
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Mar 26, 2023 13:28
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Deciding whether to level up prestidigitation or animal handling
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Mar 26, 2023 15:21
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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kd ratio the number of times ur just 2 tired and make kraft dinner
Hitbox = blue box
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Mar 26, 2023 20:47
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- Khanstant
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put v bucks in lunch pail
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Mar 28, 2023 04:12
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- nut
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a mom who stomps and kills goombas
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Mar 31, 2023 04:16
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- nut
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a mom who gowns soap shoes
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Mar 31, 2023 04:17
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Mom would even go through the water levels for you.
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Mar 31, 2023 09:01
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Refusing to let my daughter wear white to her wedding because she used the Konami code.
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Mar 31, 2023 13:13
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- FutonForensic
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greetings members of the city council. as a mother, I have some concerns about the quality of The Last of Us port for the personal computer,
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Mar 31, 2023 17:54
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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true story from my life. i was playing snes Tetris Attack against my mom and was clobbering her. I got a particularly sweet win and was gloating about it and she called me "a cocky s.o.b." and i think that was maybe the hardest I've laughed at something in my life to that point
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Apr 4, 2023 04:32
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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true story from my life. i was playing snes Tetris Attack against my mom and was clobbering her. I got a particularly sweet win and was gloating about it and she called me "a cocky s.o.b." and i think that was maybe the hardest I've laughed at something in my life to that point
Tetris on game boy is the only video game me mom has ever played. watching the new Tetris movie was moving for this reason. watch it if u can
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Apr 4, 2023 05:43
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- GoutPatrol
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my mom used to chain smoke playing astrosmash on the intellivision
this was before she had kids
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Apr 5, 2023 11:16
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- FutonForensic
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gamer mom got chardonnay all over her keyboard
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Apr 5, 2023 18:39
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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my mom also used to stay up extremely late on occasion playing a mahjong tile matching game on the old PC. it's the mom game equivalent of "one more turn..." in Civilization games and whoops look at the time it's 2am and my eyes are all watery how did this happen
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Apr 5, 2023 22:15
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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did a preggo speedrun and shat the baby into my poopsock piss bucket
lmfao
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Apr 5, 2023 22:39
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Its not an really affair. He’s just a newer remastered GOTY edition of you that works with current hardware.
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Apr 6, 2023 17:21
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Lunch boxes are loot crates where you might find sushi, pastrami sandwiches, and artisinal cupcakes or just a half-eaten apple and a stale cracker.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Apr 7, 2023
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Apr 6, 2023 22:43
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Lunch boxes are loot crates where you might find sushi, pastrami sandwhiches, and artisinal cupcakes or just a half-eaten apple and a stale cracker.
You can cash in part of your allowance to roll for an upgrade.
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Apr 7, 2023 00:18
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- google THIS
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Gamer mom used to wake us up for school by hopping up on the bed and squatting over our faces
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Apr 10, 2023 18:16
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