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https://fortune.com/2023/04/14/bitcoin-thief-james-zhong-sentenced-to-prison/quote:A Georgia man who stole more than 50,000 Bitcoin from the Silk Road drug-trafficking site before his cache hit $3.35 billion in value was ordered to serve a year and a day in prison.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:41 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 09:46 |
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what an honest man
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:15 |
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going to prison for stealing from drug traffickers lmao
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:18 |
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Al! posted:going to prison for stealing from drug traffickers lmao Sorry only the US government has that right
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:23 |
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Free Zhong
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:30 |
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Let's see if Jeffrey stops posting for a year and a day
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:32 |
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SuperKlaus posted:Let's see if Jeffrey stops posting for a year and a day
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:35 |
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This story shows the entire goon life cycle from start to finish: dysfunctional family, Cheetos, fat, bullied, computer, drugs, bitcoin, can't get laid, jail.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:36 |
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I can tell he started with a briefcase that had $690,000 and just needed to slip a couple bands for petty cash expenses.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:41 |
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Zhong said that while some college friends have stuck by him, the one whos been most supportive is his dog Chad, who is old and sick.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:47 |
quote:“While the victim in this case happened to be a criminal enterprise, the victim tomorrow could be a legitimate business,” Gardephe said. Lol I don't get it though. It says he forfeited $40M or so and some property. Does he get the rest of the dough?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:48 |
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does he have to give all the money back e: also love that one of the subheadings is "Solace in Computer"
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:48 |
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Unironically asking what crime did he commit lol
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:48 |
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Chillgamesh posted:Unironically asking what crime did he commit lol you're not allowed to make that kind of money without the proper family connections
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:54 |
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Chillgamesh posted:Unironically asking what crime did he commit lol there's no way he paid taxes on any of it
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:59 |
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drat it's the same life path I took just with no money
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:11 |
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could be worse, could have been like this kid who became a crypto investor and spent the money he was given by, i'm guessing, drug traffickers and then didn't realize that they might find him?quote:Ontario crypto king kidnapped, tortured in an attempt to get millions in ransom, documents say your call of last resort being your landlord is brutal
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:13 |
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isn't this the same thing that the guy from the first season of Better Call Saul did where he called to police to say "you have to help me, someone has stolen all my illegal drug money"
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:21 |
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free brother zhong imo
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:37 |
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I hope the cops didn't find it all
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:58 |
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fanfic insert posted:Zhong said that while some college friends have stuck by him, the one whos been most supportive is his dog Chad, who is old and sick. goddamn, he really is just like me
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:01 |
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is the bitcoin ok
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:01 |
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thank god the government was able to step in and save this totally decentralized non-fiat currency
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:03 |
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i love my old and sick dog
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:04 |
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Buck Wildman posted:thank god the government was able to step in and save this totally decentralized non-fiat currency i wont be happy until he makes the drug traffickers whole
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:04 |
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He stated his plan did not work
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:05 |
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bigstupidjellyfish posted:I hope the cops didn't find it all this is why you diversify your assets* *bury some of your money in the woods instead of keeping it all in a safe
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:15 |
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Al! posted:i wont be happy until he makes the drug traffickers whole
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:41 |
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SuperKlaus posted:Let's see if Jeffrey stops posting for a year and a day Al! posted:i wont be happy until he makes the drug traffickers whole
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:51 |
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literally double clicked to wealth and jail
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:52 |
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vyelkin posted:He stated his plan did not work classic goon project
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 22:34 |
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Dreylad posted:could be worse, could have been like this kid who became a crypto investor and spent the money he was given by, i'm guessing, drug traffickers and then didn't realize that they might find him? kidnapping, assaulting and torturing a crypto scammer is a victimless crime
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 22:54 |
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Absolutely incredible bug where you just click the button to withdraw more than once and it works
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 04:20 |
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you have to be an incredible moron to not move out the country and launder this money and disappear
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 04:29 |
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Homeless Friend posted:you have to be an incredible moron to not move out the country and launder this money and disappear it says right in the thread title he's a true goon hero
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 04:52 |
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I agree with the op and also my monitor is off
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 05:17 |
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What's his username
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 06:42 |
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quote:While the victim in this case happened to be a criminal enterprise, the victim tomorrow could be a legitimate business, Gardephe said. While the surgeon is cutting open grateful patients today, tomorrow they could be cutting open healthy citizens on the streets.
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# ? Apr 29, 2023 22:42 |
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having actual dupe bugs for money rules
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# ? Apr 29, 2023 22:45 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 09:46 |
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lol
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