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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Frame it in a Kirkhole and we're done.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

AEMINAL posted:

ukrainian drone kill vids are some of the most cyberpunk dystopian real life poo poo i've ever seen, holy gently caress

neal stephenson would cum

Yeah, it's some really grim poo poo. In truth, the way they get shared around makes me despair, much like similar videos in the Iraq war.

Of course, Russia having invaded Ukraine, and other lands too, makes me despair more. But still.

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster
Do you think Biden is going to get a statue out of this like Clinton did for Bosnia?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Lammasu posted:

Do you think Biden is going to get a statue out of this like Clinton did for Bosnia?

He'll get an ice cream parlor

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

Barudak posted:

He'll get an ice cream parlor

A dog shelter would be a good idea too.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Lammasu posted:

Do you think Biden is going to get a statue out of this like Clinton did for Bosnia?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




someone photoshop Rumsfeld and Cheney in there peeking out around dubya

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NikaMelkozerova/status/1655139288672083968
https://twitter.com/PjotrSauer/status/1655138638005522433
Predictably, it turns out Pigozhin isn't leaving Bakhmut after all. His tantrums for more shells and weapons seem to have worked. What concerns me is that now that general Copegeddon Surovikin is working for him too, makes me think he's forming a power bloc in the military of his own.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NikaMelkozerova/status/1655139288672083968
https://twitter.com/PjotrSauer/status/1655138638005522433
Predictably, it turns out Pigozhin isn't leaving Bakhmut after all. His tantrums for more shells and weapons seem to have worked. What concerns me is that now that general Copegeddon Surovikin is working for him too, makes me think he's forming a power bloc in the military of his own.

Eh I wouldn't be too concerned about that, internal strife in the ru military can only be a good thing, especially right now as they all hang on tenterhooks waiting for the counteroffensive

Momkeys Uncle
Sep 17, 2004
America's Most Wasted
Breaking news: Prigozhin orders that effective immediately all Wagner soldiers will be redeployed to the spirit realm. Sources confirm an increase of centaurs in the Phlegethon region in response.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1655156651178041346
More Russian reinforcements are being brought up to the front line by way of Mariupol.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1655036754355683329

lmao at Vlad visiting a trench that is totally not freshly dug by very clean soldiers saying we have enough ammo and asked to do a joint salvo. Looks legit to me!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Stockpiling ammo next to a smoker's pit leads to accidents.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Tai posted:

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1655036754355683329

lmao at Vlad visiting a trench that is totally not freshly dug by very clean soldiers saying we have enough ammo and asked to do a joint salvo. Looks legit to me!

And an artillery piece with a fresh coat of clean paint, looking forward to that being geolocated to a field outside Moscow

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


Getting an early and shockingly introspective start on his Hague tribunal testimony I see

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Prig gets an empty promise of shells and decides that his men that were dying in droves taking catastrophic losses yesterday forcing them to leave...can stay and continue dying on his behalf.

Sound military strategy.

Presumably the sale of these new supplies will afford him another month of warlording.

Joke Miriam
Nov 17, 2019



Are the people on that talk show even actually wanted by the ICC? And even if they were, surely they'd know they'd be fine so long as they don't enter any ICC signatory countries ever again?

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Joke Miriam posted:

Are the people on that talk show even actually wanted by the ICC? And even if they were, surely they'd know they'd be fine so long as they don't enter any ICC signatory countries ever again?

Nah they aren't and they never will be but they sure aren't heading back to their Italian villas or buying new ones anytime soon.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1655180452498403328
Yeah sure. The explosions from last night say quite otherwise, but keep deluding yourselves, it'll help.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tai posted:

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1655036754355683329

lmao at Vlad visiting a trench that is totally not freshly dug by very clean soldiers saying we have enough ammo and asked to do a joint salvo. Looks legit to me!

"skill issue"

"prigozhin have you considered buying ammunition with money you save by not eating caviar toast? Perhaps consider a third job to your merc CEO and chef positions? A bake sale can help pay for shells, your generation simply lacks the motivation"

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NikaMelkozerova/status/1655139288672083968
https://twitter.com/PjotrSauer/status/1655138638005522433
Predictably, it turns out Pigozhin isn't leaving Bakhmut after all. His tantrums for more shells and weapons seem to have worked. What concerns me is that now that general Copegeddon Surovikin is working for him too, makes me think he's forming a power bloc in the military of his own.

lol long prig is gonna die in bak

they promised him all the weapons needed

oh gee it turns out they decided he doesn't need that much after all

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 15:28 on May 7, 2023

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1655180452498403328
Yeah sure. The explosions from last night say quite otherwise, but keep deluding yourselves, it'll help.

well technically those drones may have been destroyed as well, doesn't say the Russians destroyed them or that they were destroyed before they hit their targets

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

New Russian car bombs dropped

https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1430879954431094788?s=20

zone
Dec 6, 2016


What is it with Russians and the overwhelming urge of turning everything they drive into VBIEDs?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
breh that poo poo is from 2021 the fullscale war didnt even start yet lol

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

breh that poo poo is from 2021 the fullscale war didnt even start yet lol

They must have worked really well I guess

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Fresh dose of Girkin Doomium
https://twitter.com/VolodyaTretyak/status/1655186960577703941

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65515443

Hit the road Blyat, and dontcha come back.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

https://markets.businessinsider.com...urce=reddit.com




Air pollution is down in Russia by a pretty significant percentage.


And just so the tables will relate: yes k know this is just proof the war is justified as Putin transitions Russia into Green Energy and Ukraine is creating pollution by defending it's self.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
How has Mr Pickles not been thrown out of a window yet? People get 5 years for saying war bad

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1655227530243198979
What are these people even doing?

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

zone posted:

Predictably, it turns out Pigozhin isn't leaving Bakhmut after all. His tantrums for more shells and weapons seem to have worked. What concerns me is that now that general Copegeddon Surovikin is working for him too, makes me think he's forming a power bloc in the military of his own.
I am not claiming this is actually going to happen, I am sure it is not likely, but his huge emotional video combined with the weird "let me come to your aid big brother!" stuff from Surovkin all seemed like a premeditated performance, and not like "to get more ammunition," but I envisioned it being precisely like "to come up with a plausible reason to openly join forces and gain enough leverage to be waiting in the wings to take over"

(also though yes I agree with Alan Smithee that "all the ammunition they need" will turn out to be "no ammunition")

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


The book is "Standards for NATO wannabees"

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


I'm guessing they're swimming around in cold water to show how tough they are, while also having a fascist parade

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

"What's the matter with you, Commander?! You told us this stream was shallow!"

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
I wonder what kind of awful bacteria and poo poo lives in that stagnant looking freshwater pond, and what it's going to do to them once it cultivates.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

I'd be straight in there trying contract whatever so that I can get out of being turned into meat paste down the front line

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

kru posted:

I'd be straight in there trying contract whatever so that I can get out of being turned into meat paste down the front line

this is how you get flesh eating blyateria

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kru
Oct 5, 2003

HonorableTB posted:

this is how you get flesh eating blyateria

Slow Vs Fast Meat Paste choices

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