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PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
You can reschedule a reschedule on nsips, or you could 2 years ago.

My 6 years in the reserves was loving miserable. I'm sure I've written effort posts in this thread about why the reserves are awful, somewhere.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


PneumonicBook posted:

You can reschedule a reschedule on nsips, or you could 2 years ago.

My 6 years in the reserves was loving miserable. I'm sure I've written effort posts in this thread about why the reserves are awful, somewhere.

This is wild because 100% I believe you and there’s every chance my NRC just does it for me because they rightly assume I’ll just gently caress it up and they will have to fix it anyways. I’m very persistent.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hey Crab Dad, I ran into a guy who was at LA Fleet Week at a sushi place and he got a behind the scenes tour of the Iowa.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Hey Crab Dad, I ran into a guy who was at LA Fleet Week at a sushi place and he got a behind the scenes tour of the Iowa.

I had plenty of opportunities to get a behind the behind tour in many NYC locals but I am honorable and married sailor.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Crab Dad posted:

I had plenty of opportunities to get a behind the behind tour in many NYC locals but I am honorable and married sailor.

:911:

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Longshore are having a nice work slowdown so I get to spend the weekend sitting at the dock on OT.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You know I think I may have hosed up coming to Hawaii at this time. I may actually have to do “work”.

“Work” to me is standing watch doing absolutely nothing of value.

gently caress.

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 37 minutes!
Must be karma :v:

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

HiroProtagonist posted:

silly, random question, but if you're disembarking from a double berthed ship, do you have to first request permission to leave your ship, then request permission to board the inner ship and then request permission to go ashore from that one

i guess i'm just assuming there are gangways between them but on second thought, maybe you just hop into a launch in the first place

Mr. Nice! posted:

You ask for permission to depart from your ship as normal, as you cross the QD of the other ship, you ask for permission to cross. Yes, you will sometimes get stuck just waiting sometimes. There isn't anyone waiting for you along the bow between ships. All the action takes place on both ships' quarterdecks.

thanks for all the answers btw, i forgot i posted this but I was legitimately curious

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008
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Crab Dad posted:

You know I think I may have hosed up coming to Hawaii at this time. I may actually have to do “work”.

“Work” to me is standing watch doing absolutely nothing of value.

gently caress.

Work is fine, I never minded doing work, it was my third favorite part of my career.

"Work" like standing whatever bs watch I'm sure you're standing is gently caress awful. Like when I spent 24 hours printing off emails at Bangor once a month.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Elviscat posted:

Work is fine, I never minded doing work, it was my third favorite part of my career.

"Work" like standing whatever bs watch I'm sure you're standing is gently caress awful. Like when I spent 24 hours printing off emails at Bangor once a month.

Yeah 11 hours on my feet in dress whites answering the same dumb questions but making people laugh and smile most likely be a pleasant memory after this exercise in staying awake at a desk.


Go watch Spider-Man. Super dope.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008
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I feel like if we were on a boat together I'd stop by your watchstation on my 2100 tour to shoot the poo poo, even though it was eating into my 4 hours of sleep.

impossible scenario because Crab Dad would somehow be the COB on his first tour, even if we were the same age

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Elviscat posted:

I feel like if we were on a boat together I'd stop by your watchstation on my 2100 tour to shoot the poo poo, even though it was eating into my 4 hours of sleep.

impossible scenario because Crab Dad would somehow be the COB on his first tour, even if we were the same age

Wait a second we’ve have some beers together and we should again especially now that you’ve been out for over a year.
It’s crabbin time soon too.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/paulmcleary/status/1665536280325701632?s=20

I am sure a lot of non-surface or non-Navy type watching that like "they're so far away, what's the matter?"

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Nick Soapdish posted:

I am sure a lot of non-surface or non-Navy type watching that like "they're so far away, what's the matter?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDN8lQW08yQ&t=174s

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/paulmcleary/status/1665536280325701632?s=20

I am sure a lot of non-surface or non-Navy type watching that like "they're so far away, what's the matter?"

See, even a lot of surface types probably wouldn't consider that distance too bad until the very end of the video where you hear the Chung Hoon's gas turbines rev back up and you realize they probably had to come to bare steerageway in order to let the assholes pass without colliding.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/paulmcleary/status/1665536280325701632?s=20

I am sure a lot of non-surface or non-Navy type watching that like "they're so far away, what's the matter?"

Yo its good luck when a ship cuts your wake like that everyone knows this

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Navy-merchant marine relations at an all time high!

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Everyone should schedule their Honolulu port stays around 🦀

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008
Probation
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Crab Dad posted:

Wait a second we’ve have some beers together and we should again especially now that you’ve been out for over a year.
It’s crabbin time soon too.

Yeah! I'm down for crabbing and/or a beer.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Now that I have this cheap Sextant which one of you goons would teach me how to use it?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008
Probation
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Surprised Seawolf got a DDG as an escort


https://www.tiktok.com/@jessbyathousandcuts/video/7236384063072865582?_op=1&_r=1&_t=8d4IrwPn0fu

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
Jesus, trigger warning that poo poo. I had to take a year of nav at Annapolis, then went to navigator school before my second tour. Thank Costco they put me as cico instead.

E: all I remember is the phrase lat by lan.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

stinkypete posted:

Now that I have this cheap Sextant which one of you goons would teach me how to use it?

Walk outside and stare at the sun for awhile then make up some numbers and look at your GPS.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


stinkypete posted:

Now that I have this cheap Sextant which one of you goons would teach me how to use it?

Don't let the haters judge you. The precursor to computer CAD systems was a lettering system named Leroy and there were 20 of those things floating around USS Last Job that noone would have minded wandering off. That said, last I checked they were like 12 bucks on eBay.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

That's a Tico. :goonsay:

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

BIG HEADLINE posted:

That's a Tico. :goonsay:

TiconderogDEEZ NUTS!!!!

Cerekk
Sep 24, 2004

Oh my god, JC!

BIG HEADLINE posted:

That's a Tico. :goonsay:

Surprised a Tico was able to make it from San Diego to the PNW without breaking down.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


stinkypete posted:

Now that I have this cheap Sextant which one of you goons would teach me how to use it?

Pulled out of the trash can at the Reserve Center.
I bet yours has all its lenses and shades.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Is that a god drat vernier sextant?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Good loving lord it is, it’s a loving museum piece among outdated navigational instruments.

I’ve never taken a sight that I didn’t use the GPS as a clock and dr.

Jimmy4400nav
Apr 1, 2011

Ambassador to Moonlandia
My mom works as a high school librarian and was excited to tell me how some of her students are joining the military.

Pour one out for all of them, but pour out a triple for the poor girl who decided to go nuke. :(

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Eh, I helped a kid out the other week, they want to go military to get out of their current poo poo situation (working food service in the rear end end of nowhere)

I told them if they are hell bent on joining the military, Army and Marine Corpse is a no-go, and no matter what, if you're going enlisted, get your follow-on school guaranteed in writing in your contract, "If it's not written down it didn't happen". I think they want to join the Coast Guard and be a gunner's mate cause they want to shoot guns. I told them that the Coast Guard is a safer choice, as their mission is coastal poo poo, than something like the air force where you will probably get sent to the middle of the US and rot away at a place like loving Tinker AFB. Also better than the Navy, as I've heard from a Coastie that their maximum time "underway" on what passes for a deployment for them is like 3 months, instead of the 8-12 month shitfests of the Navy.

Also gave them advice about how to play the boot camp game, don't be the dumbass who gets singled out, and don't volunteer to be the leader of anything, because boot camp doesn't matter for poo poo once you're done with it, and making yourself conspicuous will just make your time there worse.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008
Probation
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You could get sent to Tinker, or you could get a dope rear end base in Germany, Japan, or Korea.

Every puddle pirate I've known has fuckin' loved their job though, that's the safe route.

Jimmy4400nav posted:

My mom works as a high school librarian and was excited to tell me how some of her students are joining the military.

Pour one out for all of them, but pour out a triple for the poor girl who decided to go nuke. :(

Ooof

One of my GF's coworkers has a daughter who's a nuke mechanic, it sounds like she's absolutely loving miserable, rotting in Guam attached to a GN. Unsurprisingly it seems that being a woman nuke on a submarine us just slightly shittier than being a dude nuke on a submarine, so, yeah, pouring one out.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Or, hear me out… go reserves Navy IT or IS…. If you hate it you don’t volunteer for poo poo and serve the base minimum. If you love it you go active or just volunteer for mob back to back.

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012

Fun Shoe

Crab Dad posted:

Or, hear me out… go reserves Navy IT or IS…. If you hate it you don’t volunteer for poo poo and serve the base minimum. If you love it you go active or just volunteer for mob back to back.

See thread title.

Not that I disagree with your point at all. But FTN entirely. I should have been a Coastie.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

FrozenVent posted:

Good loving lord it is, it’s a loving museum piece among outdated navigational instruments.

I’ve never taken a sight that I didn’t use the GPS as a clock and dr.

My first skipper as an officer would always have an ensign using a stadimeter to shout out distances between us and our unrep ship until we got close enough for the laser distance readers to work. Those things were nifty, and you could accurately measure distance on the fly with them.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


FrozenVent posted:

Good loving lord it is, it’s a loving museum piece among outdated navigational instruments.

I’ve never taken a sight that I didn’t use the GPS as a clock and dr.

It has a "triennial inventory 1976" tag on it, so it was in someone's museum.

Best guess is 1911-1914 date of manufacture.
It works. I used the book to get a sighting at local noon on the summer solstice and did the math to get my latitude to within a mile of what the GPS says.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


“Within a mile”
lol

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Wibla
Feb 16, 2011
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Crab Dad posted:

“Within a mile”
lol

Just because you wound up somewhere around the headwater of the Nile when you tried doesn't mean someone else can't do it properly :colbert:

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