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Captain America: The World is a Vampire *Billy Corgan in a tophat*
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 11:38 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:29 |
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Does changing the title require writer credits
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 11:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 12:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOFlYGnIMfI
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 13:54 |
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If it was New Order World it would at least have a great soundtrack.
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 18:18 |
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Captain America: If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 18:32 |
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Captain America: One Warrior Nation
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 18:39 |
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Captain America: The Trial of Billy Jack
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 19:12 |
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Behind a paywall but the important thing is Hocus Pocus 3 is happening https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/04/business/media/disney-sean-bailey-live-action.html
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 19:36 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:Behind a paywall but the important thing is Hocus Pocus 3 is happening Uggghhh no. HP2 was a huge miss E: also the NYT article is funny for uncritically repeating the Disney line that Little Mermaid underperformed because if the nasty racist trolls, rather than just because people looked it and thought "that probably sucks"
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 19:42 |
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How though? They became good in the end and it fuckin sucked rear end.
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 19:42 |
CelticPredator posted:How though? They became good in the end and it fuckin sucked rear end. Didn't the first one establish that they sold their souls to the Actual Devil to get the magic book bound in human skin that contained the secrets of devouring the life energy of children to gain eternal youth? How the gently caress do you face-turn that?
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 20:58 |
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Asterite34 posted:Didn't the first one establish that they sold their souls to the Actual Devil to get the magic book bound in human skin that contained the secrets of devouring the life energy of children to gain eternal youth? How the gently caress do you face-turn that? Look, as the prequel will show, a child killed their parents
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 21:26 |
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davidspackage posted:Look, as the prequel will show, a child killed their parents If you think about it all murderers were at one point children, therefore children our the greatest threat to our future survival.
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 21:31 |
davidspackage posted:Look, as the prequel will show, a child killed their parents Ah, the beginning of the Lizzie Borden Cinematic Universe (yes I know the timeline doesn't match up, I just couldn't think of any other famous murder-children)
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 21:35 |
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Asterite34 posted:Didn't the first one establish that they sold their souls to the Actual Devil to get the magic book bound in human skin that contained the secrets of devouring the life energy of children to gain eternal youth? How the gently caress do you face-turn that? White women
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 22:41 |
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Asterite34 posted:Ah, the beginning of the Lizzie Borden Cinematic Universe Lizzie Borden was in her thirties when she killed her dad and stepmom. I live in Fall River and it kind of surprised me when I moved here how many people in the area 100% think she's innocent. Keeping it movie related, after I moved here I watched the Lizzie movie with Chloë Sevigny and it was boring as poo poo. I need to watch the TV movie with Christina Ricci, it seems like that dives straight into campiness and that's at least something.
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 22:54 |
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Asterite34 posted:Didn't the first one establish that they sold their souls to the Actual Devil to get the magic book bound in human skin that contained the secrets of devouring the life energy of children to gain eternal youth? How the gently caress do you face-turn that? Actually they just did a little witchin and then mean ol buster bluthe banished them from salem and then they were real mad about that but they have each other so that’s good So when winne ends up using a magical power that kills her sisters she’s mega sad about it and realizes she just would rather be dead with them. 🤮
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 23:01 |
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Chairman Capone posted:Lizzie Borden was in her thirties when she killed her dad and stepmom. Might the fact that she was acquitted at trial combined with the existence of other suspects have something to do with that?
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 23:12 |
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CelticPredator posted:Actually they just did a little witchin and then mean ol buster bluthe banished them from salem and then they were real mad about that but they have each other so that’s good There was also a super-heinous corporate tie-in with a Walgreens that looked better than everything else in the movie put together. Making a sequel to it is like making a sequel to a commercial, what would it even mean?
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 23:15 |
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Hasturtium posted:There was also a super-heinous corporate tie-in with a Walgreens that looked better than everything else in the movie put together. Making a sequel to it is like making a sequel to a commercial, what would it even mean? People loved Top Gun Maverick
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 23:19 |
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Neo Rasa posted:People loved Top Gun Maverick But have you considered that "Plane go zoom pew pew pew"?
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 23:26 |
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Old spice could have been a whole CU
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 23:36 |
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Hasturtium posted:There was also a super-heinous corporate tie-in with a Walgreens that looked better than everything else in the movie put together. Making a sequel to it is like making a sequel to a commercial, what would it even mean? That scene also had the funniest joke in the movie with the face mask lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bxb119e21Q
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 23:54 |
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Hasturtium posted:Making a sequel to it is like making a sequel to a commercial, what would it even mean? https://collider.com/nicole-kidman-amc-ad-sequel/
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 23:56 |
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Hasturtium posted:There was also a super-heinous corporate tie-in with a Walgreens that looked better than everything else in the movie put together. Making a sequel to it is like making a sequel to a commercial, what would it even mean? Sorry I wasn't on my game at the time here's the actual response to this, probably the best executed commercial storyline of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjlkBkfLzC8
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 01:06 |
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Neo Rasa posted:Sorry I wasn't on my game at the time here's the actual response to this, probably the best executed commercial storyline of all time: This remains the most beautifully executed narrative-driven ad campaign ever, and I’ll never hold that against it. God drat it, I WISH Hocus Pocus 2 had been remotely this good.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 01:37 |
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From the ads I thought Hocus Pocus 2 took place entirely within a Walgreens.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 04:24 |
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Hocus Pocus 3 will have an extended witch monologue where they complain about shoplifters causing Walgreens to close and they go evil again, then one of them runs for DA on a "turn shoplifters into frogs" policy against an obvious Chesa Boudin stand in
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 04:33 |
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Maybe the witches can magically open the case so I can get a stick of deodorant without waiting ten minutes for an employee to come unlock it.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 04:34 |
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Asterite34 posted:Ah, the beginning of the Lizzie Borden Cinematic Universe I vaguely remembers those brothers who killed their father who Venture Bros referenced as a riff on the Hardy Boys who got sick of being made to be boy detectives. Also lol that writers are going on about how Little Mermaid bombed because audiences, especially those darn chinese, are too darn racist, meanwhile Spider-verse 2 is a smash hit worldwide.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 11:04 |
Should just adapt some other water-lady story into a Disney movie. Friedrich de la Motte Fouqué's Undine is a public domain fairy tale too, and it has throuples and a mass murder scene! The foreign market would eat that up.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 13:23 |
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Phanatic posted:Might the fact that she was acquitted at trial combined with the existence of other suspects have something to do with that? Borden is one of those classic true crime cases where there's so much stuff for people to dissect - timelines, motives, weird coincidences, glimpses of strangers, house layouts, odd behaviours, possible evidence, allegations and rumors - that it can be rehashed endlessly without any risk of resolution
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 13:31 |
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Disney is legit poo poo at live action not being carried by a big brand name.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 13:33 |
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Asterite34 posted:Should just adapt some other water-lady story into a Disney movie. Friedrich de la Motte Fouqué's Undine is a public domain fairy tale too, and it has throuples and a mass murder scene! The foreign market would eat that up. The Lady in the Water is almost 20 years old so it's about time for a reboot or sequel with the returning cast about how it's a sequel.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:10 |
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Neo Rasa posted:The Lady in the Water is almost 20 years old so it's about time for a reboot or sequel with the returning cast about how it's a sequel. There are few writer/directors I’d say this for, but I’d be curious to see latter-day Shyamalan’s take on a decades-late self-referential sequel, I think he’d bring some interesting juice to that stale concept.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:28 |
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Is the mermaid movie actually bombing outside China?
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:31 |
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X-Ray Pecs posted:There are few writer/directors I’d say this for, but I’d be curious to see latter-day Shyamalan’s take on a decades-late self-referential sequel, I think he’d bring some interesting juice to that stale concept. Glass?
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:46 |
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https://twitter.com/nymag/status/1665776032031420418?s=46&t=lbKxPpxJyMeDN0i-nFAg4A Speaking of documentaries about sex pests trying to reingratiate themselves to the the world
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:53 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:29 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlaBO-SwVE This seems like it is kind of moving away from the original premise of the series where the draw was older action stars.
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# ? Jun 8, 2023 14:56 |