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I'm workin with a radial saw, mister AND YOU WOKE ME UP
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I've got a squawk box SQUAWK BOX
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Feb 28, 2023 19:40
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I don’t know what the heck you’re talkin’ about, you ordered from Homolasses dot com. My name’s Quincy, I work at Airborne Express, I drive a moped, and this stuff’s marked as gelatinous so that’s another surcharge you’re gonna have to pay.
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Apr 10, 2023 21:41
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My neighbor was practicing on their Casio in their back yard and I swear to God if they turned it to steel drums I was gonna start hootin n hollerin
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Apr 11, 2023 02:39
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still telling my child constantly "yer gonna feel my grip/gonna pick ya up and put ya down about 75 times" and "gonna come atcha like a jag-wire bud"
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Apr 11, 2023 07:39
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:still telling my child constantly "yer gonna feel my grip/gonna pick ya up and put ya down about 75 times" My favourite is "bring a boot to yer seat" and he's like oooook
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Apr 12, 2023 08:06
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nvm, double post, left n right
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Apr 12, 2023 08:07
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what you don't seem to fathom is that I need to get on the water ALOOONNE (I just noticed the pun in there, very nice LPC)
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Apr 30, 2023 09:47
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Chrpno posted:what you don't seem to fathom is that I need to get on the water ALOOONNE It's the boot on my foot
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Apr 30, 2023 18:29
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That I’ll take to your seat. I love that call because the working class hero he’s on the phone with completely takes him at his word and believes he’s standing up to an arrogant multimillionaire who thinks he saw his phone number on a blimp.
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Apr 30, 2023 18:44
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Ralph Hurley posted:he’s standing up to an arrogant multimillionaire who thinks he saw his phone number on a blimp. Maybe you're trying to call Goodyear
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May 3, 2023 12:53
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I've been on an 80 foot yacht
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May 3, 2023 12:58
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can anyone link the one where he tells the guy that he's sick of hearing his steel drums and that he's making too much of a commotion? I can't find it.
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May 3, 2023 14:48
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Caesar Saladin posted:can anyone link the one where he tells the guy that he's sick of hearing his steel drums and that he's making too much of a commotion? I can't find it. are you thinking of kettle drums? https://talkinwhipapedia.fandom.com/wiki/Neighborly_Melange
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May 3, 2023 15:34
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You’re nothin but a butt cheek, a glorified butt cheek
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May 3, 2023 16:23
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I'm gonna dissolve your avatar.
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May 3, 2023 17:40
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Caesar Saladin posted:can anyone link the one where he tells the guy that he's sick of hearing his steel drums and that he's making too much of a commotion? I can't find it. Reggie Owens III
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May 4, 2023 02:41
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Aka Buttcheek
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If you lure me in there and take a broom to my rear end, then I'm gonna see a skin doctor, you betcha
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May 4, 2023 13:06
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LMAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miy8R60g6K0 BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 12:06 on May 18, 2023 |
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May 18, 2023 12:04
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Fractal Cactus
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May 18, 2023 17:49
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Dipstick.com
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May 20, 2023 19:13
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It's power of attorney. It's a real simple process. You're gonna love it.
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May 22, 2023 17:41
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 how-are you-to-day?I-would-like-to-hear-you-say  gently caress!!!
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May 22, 2023 23:27
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Iiiii ain't workin' at no LUMBER YARD
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May 24, 2023 14:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBppjpwvglM hey don, what's goin on
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Jun 7, 2023 18:45
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I’m gonna take a block o’ wood to your chinbone. See what ya say then, guy.
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Jun 23, 2023 04:04
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Imma claw at chu like a Kodiak bear
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Jun 23, 2023 04:13
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im gonna come over and pick you up and put you down
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Jul 3, 2023 16:26
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how bout if I start firin' lasers up therrr?
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Jul 3, 2023 20:58
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What about liquid helium? Hey, I don’t wanna live forever. I just want to cry more of my own natural tears.
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Jul 3, 2023 22:39
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To the best of my knowledge I'm not waiting for a package from dipstick dot com
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Riptor posted:To the best of my knowledge I'm not waiting for a package from dipstick dot com we are authorised to get physical whit ya
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Jul 4, 2023 00:22
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My husband is the king of surf rock!
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Larry Niven was really excited to talk to Alex.
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https://du-records.myshopify.com it's live get your wears unfortunately no shibanachi designs
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Jul 7, 2023 17:05
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bagmonkey posted:https://du-records.myshopify.com Nice, went ahead and bought the USB since I've probably listened to all of this junk for free and it'd be nice if Mummy Napkins got some money for all that entertainment they've provided me.
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Jul 7, 2023 17:33
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Coolness Averted posted:Nice, went ahead and bought the USB since I've probably listened to all of this junk for free and it'd be nice if Mummy Napkins got some money for all that entertainment they've provided me. our man needs cash for that room at the clown motel
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bagmonkey posted:our man needs cash for that room at the clown motel He’s gonna be pumpin’ iron for three days straight and eating raw meat.
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