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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Black Griffon posted:

The time to join the resistance was yesterday, but we should let Dapper make fun and dumb stuff for their friends.

oh yeah. i hate stupid ai ghoul poo poo. But loving around with it. it actually helps me write because i can hear it read out and fix some mistakes. wrote this in a half hour. its stupidly edgy. but i kinda based it off all those meh space marine battle books with a mix of abnett. i was doing this during over time so its not that word corrected, id do another do over but 11 ai nickles and dimes so maybe next time.

https://soundcloud.com/dapper-73299...=social_sharing

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Aug 3, 2023

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
There’s a lot of the Stanley Parable narrator in there. It’s very impressive, really.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Dapper_Swindler posted:

oh yeah. i hate stupid ai ghoul poo poo. But loving around with it. it actually helps me write because i can hear it read out and fix some mistakes. wrote this in a half hour. its stupidly edgy. but i kinda based it off all those meh space marine battle books with a mix of abnett. i was doing this during over time so its not that word corrected, id do another do over but 11 ai nickles and dimes so maybe next time.

https://soundcloud.com/dapper-73299...=social_sharing

I'll remain calm until AI can recreate Keeble's BOOMs

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

It makes me smile every time.

When you first notice that verbal tic you can never unhear it.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I'll remain calm until AI can recreate Keeble's BOOMs

yeah thats what gives me hope. from loving around with AI. it takes like 10 tries and a ton of edits to make something sound passable, it also can't read tone and intent and alot of times when it works because you got lucky. it works for making some passible cartoon character imitations and making them say gently caress or whatever or sing a song or whatever. but thats about it.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



I have an odd/dumb question. I started reading the first Yarrick novel, and early on they encounter a construct that Yarrick calls a Gargoyle. It's described as being a tall cylander with a central command point surrounded by AA cannons at the top, on four lizard-like metal legs, with four arms each bearing different weapons. They mention an Earthshaker Cannon as one arm, six Leman Russ battle cannons as "fingers" on the second arm, a Storm Eagle missle launcher on the third, but there's no mention of the weapons on the fourth arm.

If I wanted to make this "gargoyle" in real life, what would fit as the final arm? It's described as being built for long-range bombardment and having no close-range anti-personnel weapons, and the world is said to have heavy factories, but not the capability to make Titan-sized vehicles, so I'm assuming the cannons from a Baneblade or Shadowsword would be out of the question.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

On the topic of narrators and voice acting, this dude loving rules:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBIjKJLc8ko

My personal favorites of his in this video:

00:06:30 - Grimaldus (Helsreach)
00:31:18 - Dante & Sanguinius (Devestation of Baal)
00:33:21 - Mortarion & Guilliman (Godblight)
01:17:17 - Talos Valcoran (Night Lords)
01:31:58 - Gabriel Seth (The Devastation of Baal)
01:34:32 - Kurze & The Emperor (The Night Haunters)

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Has anyone done a good rendition of Ferrus's devastating own on Lorgar?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Or Vulcan's/the Emperor's slap-down of Magnus about how he's a whiny lil bitch.

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

Randalor posted:

I have an odd/dumb question. I started reading the first Yarrick novel, and early on they encounter a construct that Yarrick calls a Gargoyle. It's described as being a tall cylander with a central command point surrounded by AA cannons at the top, on four lizard-like metal legs, with four arms each bearing different weapons. They mention an Earthshaker Cannon as one arm, six Leman Russ battle cannons as "fingers" on the second arm, a Storm Eagle missle launcher on the third, but there's no mention of the weapons on the fourth arm.

If I wanted to make this "gargoyle" in real life, what would fit as the final arm? It's described as being built for long-range bombardment and having no close-range anti-personnel weapons, and the world is said to have heavy factories, but not the capability to make Titan-sized vehicles, so I'm assuming the cannons from a Baneblade or Shadowsword would be out of the question.

Stormshard mortar(s) would fill up the list pretty well.

Comedy option: a single Deathstrike missile

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


A herd of grox each on a separate chain like a hosed up flail

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

AndyElusive posted:

On the topic of narrators and voice acting, this dude loving rules:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBIjKJLc8ko

An important errata: the 55:15 bookmark is described as Perturabo & Fulgrim from Angel Exterminatus, but it's actually Fulgrim & Rylanor from The Ancient Awaits!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I likebhow he's got alternate takes for some of the monologues where one sounds like a brother pleading with another to see highpoint of view and the the alternate is an unhinged rant.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Just finished listening to Hereticus and I'm after something about the eldar now after the Seer had its bit part.

I've never read much about them, so a story that shows their society a bit would be cool if that exists.

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

AndyElusive posted:

On the topic of narrators and voice acting, this dude loving rules:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBIjKJLc8ko

My personal favorites of his in this video:

00:06:30 - Grimaldus (Helsreach)
00:31:18 - Dante & Sanguinius (Devestation of Baal)
00:33:21 - Mortarion & Guilliman (Godblight)
01:17:17 - Talos Valcoran (Night Lords)
01:31:58 - Gabriel Seth (The Devastation of Baal)
01:34:32 - Kurze & The Emperor (The Night Haunters)

Gabriel Seth's diatribe was surprisingly good. Too bad nothing will really come out of the Firstborn/Primaris divide.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Chas McGill posted:

Just finished listening to Hereticus and I'm after something about the eldar now after the Seer had its bit part.

I've never read much about them, so a story that shows their society a bit would be cool if that exists.

They have a couple of books.
But pretty much all of them are written by Gav Thorpe sadly.

Matthew Farrer has done a couple of Eldar short stories, which are frankly really good. But none of them are directly about Eldar.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Chas McGill posted:

Just finished listening to Hereticus and I'm after something about the eldar now after the Seer had its bit part.

I've never read much about them, so a story that shows their society a bit would be cool if that exists.

The one I've read that I like the most is Valedor, which is guy haley describing iyanden, corsair and dark eldar all working together to try to stop the tyranids, you get a ton of what life on that craftworld is like.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

You want some books? Of course ya do!

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/08/06/sunday-preview-celebrate-middle-earth-with-a-made-to-order-diorama/

It's a slow weekend for pre-orders again.

Up first is the Limited Edition for Realmslayer: Legend of the Doomseeker by David Guymer, which collects the audio drama that introduced Gotrek to the Mortal Realms. The short story One, Unintended is also included.

Limited to just 1,250 copies.

Second we have Godsbane by Dale Lucas coming out in paperback.


Lastly, Andy Hoare's Hunt For Voldorius is coming out in audiobook format.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I read Armor of Fate because I was curious about how Guilliman got the armor off, seemed like something he’d have to be very clever about or he discovered interesting information about it.

lol nope, it’s like 1000 words that boil down to “it turns out the consequences are just You’ll Get Sad so he takes it off”.

Dog_Meat
May 19, 2013

CapnAndy posted:

I read Armor of Fate because I was curious about how Guilliman got the armor off, seemed like something he’d have to be very clever about or he discovered interesting information about it.

lol nope, it’s like 1000 words that boil down to “it turns out the consequences are just You’ll Get Sad so he takes it off”.

I did wonder about this as I've not really been following the new era stuff. I knew G-Man was back and was stuck in his armour, then suddenly he wasn't and nobody on here really explained it outside of "he found he could take it off for a bit and then got used to it".

Wut?

On another note, I want to know what a null sees when they look at old man Lion'El.

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Dog_Meat posted:

On another note, I want to know what a null sees when they look at old man Lion'El.

I like to think of them as "grim dark atheists" who are capable of staring directly through the fourth wall and therefore see him as Lionel Johnson, 35, tragic poet and friend of Yeats.

quote:

Lionel Johnson, in full Lionel Pigot Johnson, (born March 15, 1867, Broadstairs, Kent, Eng.—died Oct. 4, 1902, London), English poet and critic who was notable for his fastidious and wistful lyrical poems but is mainly remembered as a typical representative of the “tragic generation” of the 1890s, which suffered from fin-de-siècle decadence and melancholy.

Johnson studied at Winchester College and at New College, Oxford, and then went to London to pursue a literary career and to work as a writer and critic for a number of periodicals. He early became an alcoholic and a recluse and suffered from spiritual malaise. He converted from Anglicanism to Roman Catholicism in 1891. Johnson wrote the first solid study of novelist and poet Thomas Hardy, and his Poetical Works were edited in 1915 by Ezra Pound. He died at age 35 after falling on a public street and fracturing his skull. His friend William Butler Yeats left a touching portrait of him in Autobiographies.

Warden
Jan 16, 2020

Dog_Meat posted:

On another note, I want to know what a null sees when they look at old man Lion'El.

A Null looking at Guilliman in 40k described his face as ancient, tired, haggard, like a statue carved out of stone and exposed to elements for too long, so I'd imagine that, but squared.

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Kaal posted:

I like to think of them as "grim dark atheists" who are capable of staring directly through the fourth wall

blank Richard Dawkins makes one "funny" and "sardonic" little observation about the primordial annihilator and gets evicted from the black ship by way of mass driver

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

Kaal posted:

I like to think of them as "grim dark atheists" who are capable of staring directly through the fourth wall and therefore see him as Lionel Johnson, 35, tragic poet and friend of Yeats.

Ohh. When you're an adult doing the reverse-reformation and switching back to Papism, you -know- we're talking about a miserable, wretched soul . I'm surprised he lived that long.

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.

Sephyr posted:

Ohh. When you're an adult doing the reverse-reformation and switching back to Papism, you -know- we're talking about a miserable, wretched soul . I'm surprised he lived that long.

In fairness wrt comparisons to Space Marines, if the Deathwatch TTRPG taught us anything, one of the most lethal foes a Space Marine can ever face is falling down a flight of stairs, so with the death and name, that's two points in favour for the comparison for this chap

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

“He took it off and was fine after a bit” is the best answer.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
He could hold a pen again, that's what's important.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

He was tired of smelling like a landfill and being unable to scratch his balls. This is canon.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


euphronius posted:

“He took it off and was fine after a bit” is the best answer.

He did Grimdark acclimation therapy, he took it off for longer and longer and forced his lungs and heart to keep working while it was off until he didn't need it anymore. (And it was built to be modular in the first place, so that he only had to keep the chestpiece on while he recovered.)

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


I don't have any problems with Guilliman not needing the armour after a while. Dude lives in a setting where belief has real, tangible power, and billions of people believe him to be a unstoppable demi-god.

Plus if the Horus Heresy books have taught us anything, it's that you need to kill a Primarch outright. If they end the fight "mostly dead" they'll soon be fine (barring any cursed Chaos stuff)

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

I lurk this thread quite a bit, but I have a very long flight coming up, and I need a few recs if y’all don’t mind. I’ve read the Eisenhorn trilogy and liked it quite a bit, and I’m pretty aware of the lore in general. What are a few actually good reads that can be cracked into over the course of like 11 hours? Vaults of Terra series?

Sorry, I realize this is a pretty specific request.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
You can get pretty far into the Night Lords trilogy in 11 hours

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

The Ravenor books maybe, makes sense after Eisenhorn. Dunno how far you'd get in 11 hours but the omnibus has all three plus short stories.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Ravenor, then hop on another 11 hour flight and start on Bequin.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Don’t forget Magos

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

Biplane posted:

Ravenor, then hop on another 11 hour flight and start on Bequin.

Hopefully he intends to come back at some point

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

NihilCredo posted:

Hopefully he intends to come back at some point

Ha I do. Ravenor it is, thanks folks.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Thanks for the eldar recs, kinda funny how there isn't a lot out there.

Blue Raider posted:

I lurk this thread quite a bit, but I have a very long flight coming up, and I need a few recs if y’all don’t mind. I’ve read the Eisenhorn trilogy and liked it quite a bit, and I’m pretty aware of the lore in general. What are a few actually good reads that can be cracked into over the course of like 11 hours? Vaults of Terra series?

Sorry, I realize this is a pretty specific request.

I'd also recommend Watchers of the Throne in audiobook as the different viewpoints have their own narrators, which is pretty cool. It also does some of what I like about Eisenhorn, namely showing a bit of the imperium that isn't just bolter porn.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

I think eldar are unfortunately just one of the least popular factions for the fiction. It's a shame because I think culture wise they have a pretty interesting one with a lot of facets that make it more than just a mashup of other pop culture. Honestly being craftworld seems like one of the more chill ways to live your life in a universe of nightmares, at least until they find you.

I would read a whole book about a craftsman getting lost on the path of pottery.

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AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
It doesn't help that apparently Gav Thorpe gets jealous if other people try to write Eldar novels

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