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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Best & Worst Promos, Simulations, Jankens, and anything not a match of 2022
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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
POTYC: Katsuyori Shibata uses Google Translate, AEW Collision, 02/09

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ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

Rarity posted:

POTYC: Katsuyori Shibata uses Google Translate, AEW Collision, 02/09

Nth.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rarity posted:

POTYC: Katsuyori Shibata uses Google Translate, AEW Collision, 02/09

3rded, it was so great.

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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007

Rarity posted:

POTYC: Katsuyori Shibata uses Google Translate, AEW Collision, 02/09

:hmmyes:

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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Lariat of the year: this one.

https://twitter.com/Peps_Wrestling/status/1698265296304304602?t=4jlfma80Ucx0urbB_Ezvzw&s=19

This one is also in contention.

https://twitter.com/awesomePuro/status/1654056763476303873?t=mitYppgD3OKN1HuE0SZJmA&s=19

I hear the "thwack" from KO strikes in WCW vs. nWo when I watch the second one.

Chinston Wurchill fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Sep 3, 2023

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Rarity posted:

POTYC: Katsuyori Shibata uses Google Translate, AEW Collision, 02/09

Nth

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flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
MOTY (Meat of the Year): Miro v Hobbs, AEW All Out 2023

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Crowd of the Year: Miro vs. Hobbs at AEW All Out 9/3
Match was great but enhanced to near perfection by the crowd's meat related chants. So loving great.

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Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Chops of the year: Rey Fenix on Rey Horus's poor chest, Prestige Roseland 6 - 9/1

Jesus Christ that poo poo echoed.

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Jerusalem posted:

Crowd of the Year: Miro vs. Hobbs at AEW All Out 9/3
Match was great but enhanced to near perfection by the crowd's meat related chants. So loving great.
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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Crowd of the Year: Miro vs. Hobbs at AEW All Out 9/3
Match was great but enhanced to near perfection by the crowd's meat related chants. So loving great.
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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Crowd of the Year: Miro vs. Hobbs at AEW All Out 9/3
Match was great but enhanced to near perfection by the crowd's meat related chants. So loving great.
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Show of the year all out

So much better than all in

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Lid posted:

Show of the year all out

So much better than all in

It feels like a weight is gone

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Shenanigans of the Year: Toni Storm emerges from under the ring in a dressing gown and no shoes, steals Ruby’s paint can causing her to lose the match, laughs hysterically while spraying paint into the air, AEW All Out 9/3/23

Year’s not over but Toni’s on track to being the greatest person in wrestling 2023

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Toni Storm is the front runner for Best Gimmick and has only been doing it a month

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Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Lid posted:

Toni Storm is the front runner for Best Gimmick and has only been doing it a month

All I want out of AEW (beyond Eddie winning the world title at Grand Slam) is the Toni Storm & Juice Robinson reality show.

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Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

Kvantum posted:

All I want out of AEW (beyond Eddie winning the world title at Grand Slam) is the Toni Storm & Juice Robinson reality show.

This, but they're both portrayed by Muppets.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bonk posted:

This, but they're both portrayed by Muppets.

I think Juice would want his actual wife to play herself in the show :colbert:

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LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


 Show of the Year AEW All Out 9/3/2023

The fuckin son of a bitch did it, one week booking the best wrestling ppv of the year.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

LionYeti posted:

Show of the Year AEW All Out 9/3/2023

The fuckin son of a bitch did it, one week booking the best wrestling ppv of the year.

2nd, what an incredible show, holy poo poo.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jerusalem posted:

2nd, what an incredible show, holy poo poo.

2 hours and 10 minutes ago this was already the case

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

LionYeti posted:

Show of the Year AEW All Out 9/3/2023

The fuckin son of a bitch did it, one week booking the best wrestling ppv of the year.

e- just take the best guys and say "go have some FUCKIN BANGERS" turns out it works

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PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


 Crowd of the year: AEW All Out

Man Tony taking the heat on himself for Punk was the best move he could have done and this crowd was nuts all night for the pape.

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

LionYeti posted:

Show of the Year AEW All Out 9/3/2023

The fuckin son of a bitch did it, one week booking the best wrestling ppv of the year.

Nth to the tenth

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Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

LionYeti posted:

Show of the Year AEW All Out 9/3/2023

The fuckin son of a bitch did it, one week booking the best wrestling ppv of the year.

yes

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Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
 Sign of the year, AEW All Out 9/3

code:
 I am an Orange Cassidy fan, 
and I do not have a sign idea

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Answers Me posted:

Sign of the year, AEW All Out 9/3

code:
 I am an Orange Cassidy fan, 
and I do not have a sign idea

Nth

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Crowd of the Year: Miro vs. Powerhouse Hobbs, AEW All Out, 03/09

Show of the Year: AEW All Out, 03/09

Lid posted:

Toni Storm is the front runner for Best Gimmick and has only been doing it a month

Christian Cage, Father of the Year :colbert:

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TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Rarity posted:

Christian Cage, Father of the Year :colbert:

It's this and not even close

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Punch McLightning posted:

Promo of the year: Jack Perry on CM Punk regarding glass, All In 8/27

lol. free jack

Rarity posted:

POTYC: Katsuyori Shibata uses Google Translate, AEW Collision, 02/09

Jerusalem posted:

Crowd of the Year: Miro vs. Hobbs at AEW All Out 9/3
Match was great but enhanced to near perfection by the crowd's meat related chants. So loving great.

more like crowd of the year, they were gonzo the whole pape

LionYeti posted:

Show of the Year AEW All Out 9/3/2023

The fuckin son of a bitch did it, one week booking the best wrestling ppv of the year.

:hai:

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



 Worst Announcing Performance of the Year - Kevin Kelly on Collision 9-9-23

Watching Collision on delay on a Sunday morning, less than 30 minutes in, and KK has already talked about BiZaRRo WoRLD thrice, and said "now i dont have a stopwatch" twice, and I'm already so loving sick of him.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Germansimp posted:

Worst Announcing Performance of the Year - Kevin Kelly on Collision 9-9-23

Watching Collision on delay on a Sunday morning, less than 30 minutes in, and KK has already talked about BiZaRRo WoRLD thrice, and said "now i dont have a stopwatch" twice, and I'm already so loving sick of him.

:( it wasnt v good

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ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.

Fallen Rib
Promo of the Year: MJF Math, Dynamite, 13 September.

I don’t care if it’s rehashed. It’s peak wrestling.

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PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut

ShadowedFlames posted:

Promo of the Year: MJF Math, Dynamite, 13 September.

I don’t care if it’s rehashed. It’s peak wrestling.

Second

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

 I love it because MJF's character is always going on about not caring about wrestling, not being a mark etc when it's so very clear that he's as in tune to all the memes as well all are.

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

ShadowedFlames posted:

Promo of the Year: MJF Math, Dynamite, 13 September.

I don’t care if it’s rehashed. It’s peak wrestling.

This will be probably be the only time I post in this thread. That’s how good this was.

Nth.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

ShadowedFlames posted:

Promo of the Year: MJF Math, Dynamite, 13 September.

I don’t care if it’s rehashed. It’s peak wrestling.

nth lol

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ShadowedFlames posted:

Promo of the Year: MJF Math, Dynamite, 13 September.

I don’t care if it’s rehashed. It’s peak wrestling.

Nth

taz with a great kicker too

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Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
only HM from me because he said it all properly instead of saying "drastic go down" or "perchance chance of winning".

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