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Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023


this is the greatest commercial ever made

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Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Snake Eater

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Clarste posted:

You should probably chew.

i frequently choke on my spaghetti because chewing it takes too long...

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
mw please consider framing it like this. taking small bites and thoroughly/discreetly chewing them is very ladylike and appealing

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
chewing owns





I don't know if I actually feel that strongly about it but when the hell else will you ever get the chance to say chewing owns

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Ohtori Akio posted:

mw please consider framing it like this. taking small bites and thoroughly/discreetly chewing them is very ladylike and appealing

but i'm already married, being a lady can go right out of the window

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Meowywitch posted:

but i'm already married, being a lady can go right out of the window

yeah but imagine your wife doing something cute because she thinks youd like it. wouldnt that be romantic

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Clarste posted:

You should probably chew.

Consider it, it could be helpful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9AqI_uhttk

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Ohtori Akio posted:

yeah but imagine your wife doing something cute because she thinks youd like it. wouldnt that be romantic

she did that

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Meowywitch posted:

she did that

yes but you can also do it for her. chewing your food for example

ninjewtsu
Oct 9, 2012

don't listen to 'em only losers chew their food

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

kick rear end video. thank u

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Ohtori Akio posted:

yes but you can also do it for her. chewing your food for example

I just want to be loved, held, and doted on. You made a compelling argument and have won.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
i like chewing food cause you taste it more

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


holy moly Delphisage had in a single incarnation of the thread almost half as many posts as I do across multiple years.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

delphisage was a weird dude

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

if someone made a credible case my avatar looked like the YIIK dude, AKA "every matt in existence", i would immediately change it out of self-respect

leather fedora
Jun 27, 2004

The closest acceptable translation is
"die properly"

marumaru posted:

are there any anime op/ed with breakcore
Not sure but I know of a kids' show with a juke soundtrack since an acquaintance of mine made it.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

"Yanderes I have known and loved".

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Runa posted:

holy moly Delphisage had in a single incarnation of the thread almost half as many posts as I do across multiple years.
those that burn twice as bright burn half as long, rip delphisage

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

dungeon meshi's final chapter ruled. highly recommend reading the whole thing now that it's done.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Endorph posted:

dungeon meshi's final chapter ruled. highly recommend reading the whole thing now that it's done.

I will

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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homeless snail posted:

those that burn twice as bright burn half as long, rip delphisage

I kinda remember them what happened

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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What's Cumburglar up too I havent seen them since Nite Crew died

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

He's at the gym, you just missed him.

Erg
Oct 31, 2010

Ibram Gaunt posted:

People above age 16 should not identify with that poo poo IMO.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Ibram Gaunt posted:

He's at the gym, you just missed him.

Checks out

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Patware posted:

if someone made a credible case my avatar looked like the YIIK dude, AKA "every matt in existence", i would immediately change it out of self-respect

Nah, it's more fun this way and I have no self respect.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

No sherry Belmont, shameful.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

Mister Facetious posted:

"Yanderes I have known and loved".

gaap isnt even a yandere. begone

The Black Stones
May 7, 2007

I POSTED WHAT NOW!?
I’m all about quality of post. Not quantity.

My quality is also poo poo, but that just means nobody catches on because there’s not a lot.

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

The unit next to mine was recently converted to one of those semi permanent air bnbs and I am very glad that I am moving out next week

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

Upside: it was funny to watch guests yesterday throw whole pizzas out of the window onto the street lol

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

The Colonel posted:

gaap isnt even a yandere. begone

none of them are lol

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

I didn’t read any of the text and thought it was about hair drills…

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It is, they're all blondes with some type of hair drill and the joke is the final square is supposed to be Mami but there's no headshot because no head

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

it just got misplaced a bit.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Sleng Teng posted:

Upside: it was funny to watch guests yesterday throw whole pizzas out of the window onto the street lol

you are legally allowed to shoot them

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Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

symbolic posted:

you are legally allowed to shoot them

Music started at 5 am today. *racks shotgun*

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