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your accent features rhoticity , T-glottalization, T- and D-flapping, L-velarization, and yod-dropping after alveolar consonants
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This is a regular occurrence where you live
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You think corporate business leaders are like Iron Man, duking it out in front of cameras for freedom. You live in the backgrounds of cities as extras that get creamed by capitalist adventures while cheering on your favorite Big Men.
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When faced with a mundane problem that creates suffering for yourself or your community, your first thought is to assert some horseshit excuse about national values to shoot down any proposed solution to the problem.
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You’re dumb as gently caress and you know you’re dumb as gently caress but that doesn’t stop you from doubling down on every dumb as gently caress idea that pops into your dumb as gently caress head.
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your dick is shaped like the number 3 and is the width of a pencil
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You own a special black velvet baseball cap for funerals
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You only know the first stanza of the "Star Spangled Banner"."If they can sing to "mists of the deep" they are not an American posted:O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This is a regular occurrence where you live ![]() Lol I love that video
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- drink your own piss - mouth put on upside down - friends with a guy and a dog both named rex - wears shoes to bed - +1 resistance to poison damage - scorpion tails instead of fingers - says 'ouch' when something doesn't actually hurt - 3rd eyelid
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You don't have kids because it is so expensive and you know the odds of a school shooting are better than them getting a college scholarship.
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When you refer to football you're referring to a real sport.
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Outpost22 posted:When you refer to football you're referring to a real sport. ![]()
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you kiss your kids and grandkids on the lips
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Bad Purchase posted:you kiss your kids and grandkids on the lips who the gently caress are you? Tom Brady?
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You stopped drinking Bud Light because of wokeness
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You ever drank Bud Light to begin with
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9/11 is just another day where you get drunk and hang around in your living room wearing your underwear.
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redshirt posted:You stopped drinking Bud Light because of wokeness lol
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If you live in any of the following: Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming District of Columbia American Samoa Guam Northern Mariana Islands Puerto Rico Virgin Islands
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:If you live in any of the following: Years ago I was talking to my niece, when mexico and puerto rico both had a disaster. She wanted to write a paper about them. Had to tell her that Puerto Rico was American, not Mexican
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you say "meer" instead of "mirror" and "crag" instead of "craig"
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you say "meer" instead of "mirror" and "crag" instead of "craig" who the gently caress is named "craig"
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No matter where you are in the world, you introduce yourself as [Fistname] [Lastname] from [City], [State]. Because the idea that anyone in the world might not know where Gulfport, Louisiana never crosses your mind.
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Commander Jebus posted:No matter where you are in the world, you introduce yourself as [Fistname] [Lastname] from [City], [State]. Because the idea that anyone in the world might not know where Gulfport, Louisiana is never crosses your mind. I just tell people I'm from Philadelphia. They know where that is
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your a american if you call the cops just so you can have sex with them.
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flubber nuts posted:your a american if you call the cops just so you can have sex with them. and the cops come to your house and just unload all over you instantly
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I got a question about AI drivers. How does it work as an insurance point of view?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I got a question about AI drivers. How does it work as an insurance point of view? the AI disengages 100 milliseconds before a crash so it can't be blamed
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Bad Purchase posted:the AI disengages 100 milliseconds before a crash so it can't be blamed that makes sense
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If an AI driven car runs over a pedestrian, it's assumed that it was the pedestrian's fault and tech bros get to take all of their and their family's earthly possessions.
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Outpost22 posted:If an AI driven car runs over a pedestrian, it's assumed that it was the pedestrian's fault and tech bros get to take all of their and their family's earthly possessions. The American Way!
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You assume everyone on your dead gay forum is also American, excepting the odd limey.
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BigBadSteve posted:You assume everyone on your dead gay forum is also American, excepting the odd limey. If you ain't american get off my site. I gotta gun
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youre are americen if you know to rightfully NEVER stop at ANY "stop" sign because that would be a viloation of your'e god given HIPA rites.
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flubber nuts posted:youre are americen if you know to rightfully NEVER stop at ANY "stop" sign because that would be a viloation of your'e god given HIPA rites. only the stop sign with a white border are legal
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Stop sign with admiralty fringe
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maybealabia posted:Stop sign with admiralty fringe What? Like little chevrons on his shoulder
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You drink gallons of Drip coffee and refuse to eat outside, even when your climate is amazing for it
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:You drink gallons of Drip coffee and refuse to eat outside, even when your climate is amazing for it I don't know what you mean, but, you are sure passionate about it
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