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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdE-JvKqpBQ I haven't read the book this was based on but this looks really dreadful. I read his latest book (Cloud Cuckoo Land) and if that's any indication, this will be pretty awful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzINZZ6iqxY They may as well have called this The Oathkeeper. Pretty sadistic stuff. Jewmanji fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Oct 4, 2023 |
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Lol The Beekeeper looks so dumb I am there day 1
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Oct 4, 2023 19:53
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good lord Revenge Flicks in full effect
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Oct 4, 2023 20:01
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Feels like we're entering the seventies again, but more dystopian and less horny.
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Oct 4, 2023 20:08
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B-Rock452 posted:Lol The Beekeeper looks so dumb I am there day 1 
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Oct 4, 2023 21:37
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I am a simple man that just wants to see Jason Statham punch people and maybe do some actual beekeeping
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Oct 4, 2023 21:46
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Someone better get killed by bees that's all I'm sayin
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Oct 4, 2023 21:55
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"Jason Statham is..." <roll dice for random job> "a beekeeper who's out for vengeance from..." <roll dice for random thing>"someone who stole a ton of money via a phishing scam!"
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Oct 4, 2023 21:59
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Wasn't really interested until he started beating up the troops and the FBI; then I got on board. That's just fun imagery.
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Oct 4, 2023 22:01
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B-Rock452 posted:Lol The Beekeeper looks so dumb I am there day 1 Josh Hutchinson as th3 scummy bad guy. That's great.
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Oct 4, 2023 22:06
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B-Rock452 posted:I am a simple man that just wants to see Jason Statham punch people and maybe do some actual beekeeping I hope he punches someone with a fist covered in bees.
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Oct 4, 2023 22:07
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Medullah posted:"Jason Statham is..." <roll dice for random job> "a beekeeper who's out for vengeance from..." <roll dice for random thing>"someone who stole a ton of money via a phishing scam!" "Ah geez Jason, I'm sorry. My intern put the wrong prompt in the AI. I said you should be a fisherman who's out for vengeance against evil beekeepers! It's all backwards. If you want to back out I'll totally understand."
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edogawa rando posted:I hope he punches someone with a fist covered in bees. How can you have a thumbnail like that and your movie isn't just a ripoff of The Pain from MGS3?
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Oct 4, 2023 22:10
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Shageletic posted:Josh Hutchinson as th3 scummy bad guy. That's great.
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Oct 4, 2023 22:16
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kiimo posted:I don't think you'll see Universal employing John Leguizamo again any time soon. Really? Why? A little bird told me that the crew loved John and gave him a standing O after his last shot. Conversely, David Harbor was apparently a misanthrope.
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Dillbag posted:Really? Why? A little bird told me that the crew loved John and gave him a standing O after his last shot. Conversely, David Harbor was apparently a misanthrope. John Leguizamo trash talked Universal for recasting Luigi as non-Hispanic.
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Oct 4, 2023 22:27
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B-Rock452 posted:Lol The Beekeeper looks so dumb I am there day 1 Seriously, that is my kind of dumb poo poo.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:John Leguizamo trash talked Universal for recasting Luigi as non-Hispanic. Well good thing he's nought but a bloody torso by the end of the movie.
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Oct 4, 2023 22:59
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David Ayer directing Jason Statham from a Kurt "Equilibrium" Wimmer script? Day loving one baybeeeeee
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:John Leguizamo trash talked Universal for recasting Luigi as non-Hispanic. He rules and the 93 movie was way better than the new one which I couldn’t finish
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Clipperton posted:David Ayer directing Jason Statham from a Kurt "Equilibrium" Wimmer script? Day loving one baybeeeeee
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Jewmanji posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAh-xgggcfI Saw this trailer before tonight's London Film Festival screening of Saltburn, and while I'll see it just because of the two leads, I had to suppress a laugh at how it just seems to be the plot of the Beyond the Sea episode from the new Black Mirror season.
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I gotta say between Silent Night the other day and now The Beekeeper, please keep giving us big name directors making schlocky action movies. No franchises, no self serious crap, just dumb and stupid 90s style fun at the movies.
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I mean this seems like pretty much the sort of film David Ayer typically makes right? I guess maybe they're usually less fun.
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beekeeper would look better if he was just beekeeper and the phishing scam was just a phishing scam
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CaptainN posted:CGI blood splatter. Ugh. Face Off is great, with multiple memorable sequences including the air port chase, magnetic prison, and boat chases. This new trailer’s suv chase just looks like a huge step down. Beekeeper looks like it’s bringing some entertaining sequences! ghostwritingduck fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Oct 5, 2023 |
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Snooze Cruise posted:beekeeper would look better if he was just beekeeper and the phishing scam was just a phishing scam Yeah, feel like these movies always need to, like, justify why they have kung fu moves? I don't care. They can just be fed up motherfuckas exacting the audiences revenge. No need to justify it.
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Because some weirdo YouTube critic will make a video about it.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Wasn't really interested until he started beating up the troops and the FBI; then I got on board. That's just fun imagery. thrawn527 posted:Seriously, that is my kind of dumb poo poo. 100%
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BonoMan posted:Yeah, feel like these movies always need to, like, justify why they have kung fu moves? I don't care. They can just be fed up motherfuckas exacting the audiences revenge. No need to justify it. But then we don't get the "just how badass are they?" scene...not sure that's an acceptable trade-off.
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just say he beat up a bear once because of honey or something jesus
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people can just have funny jobs and beat people up! we don't need to justify that The Grillmaster is great at violence because he was an ex navy seal (pussies), he hits people with grills! oh wow this math professor was part of a special government program where they hosed up his brain and now he is super dangerous. oh, so he is the unabomber??? why should i be impressed when it turns out the tv repairwoman i have been watching kill people in highly choreographed fights with coke bottles is also a secret agent? that's an occupation where the number one hazard is hearing crickets and thinking someone is frying your brain with soundwaves. but no, the only ones who can affect real change in our society are those trained by the same forces that make people helpless. the point is the only effective tools is their own tools, and you just need to hope there is one good egg in the group who will care about you after you already committed suicide because of a phishing scam. sorry if you are poo poo out of luck because your buddy is just a normal beekeeper. gah!
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Watching a pyschosexual thriller and halfway in they go like, "he was trained in gaslighting... by the CIA!" ok wait no that would actually be pretty funny they should put that in a movie at least once.
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Snooze Cruise posted:people can just have funny jobs and beat people up! we don't need to justify that The Grillmaster is great at violence because he was an ex navy seal (pussies), he hits people with grills! oh wow this math professor was part of a special government program where they hosed up his brain and now he is super dangerous. oh, so he is the unabomber??? why should i be impressed when it turns out the tv repairwoman i have been watching kill people in highly choreographed fights with coke bottles is also a secret agent? that's an occupation where the number one hazard is hearing crickets and thinking someone is frying your brain with soundwaves. Another reason why I like classic Jackie Chan. Many films where there is absolutely no reason given why he can go up against two dozen people out for his blood. "Witness edge of your seat action as the most terrifying gang Barcelona has ever seen finds out too late that this unassuming balloon animal salesman they pushed around is also... a former math teacher!"
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Behold what Kevin Costner nuked his Yellowstone gig for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1KaJvDMlNc
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Can someone tell me if the final shot in this trailer, of the rhino, is real? I know it hasn't been their habit to fake stuff in Planet Earth specifically, but my mind cannot make that image real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ0VZM1rz78 And sorry about the garbage music.
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AceOfFlames posted:Behold what Kevin Costner nuked his Yellowstone gig for: half expected him to be shooting rapidly into a heard of defenseless buffalo when he turned around
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Also just realized that this is probably the most apropos film to add to one of the most pithy Wikipedia pages ever: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin%27s_Gate
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Jewmanji posted:Can someone tell me if the final shot in this trailer, of the rhino, is real? I know it hasn't been their habit to fake stuff in Planet Earth specifically, but my mind cannot make that image real. There's a bunch of videos on Youtube of a wild asian rhino just casually strolling through some city in Nepal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VffA9ZIidd0 Sometimes they get a bit frisky  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3xDM3dTQy4
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:But then we don't get the "just how badass are they?" scene...not sure that's an acceptable trade-off. Those scenes are pretty good, but know what's even better? An awesome training sequence.
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