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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Here's a trailer for an aliens abduction/invasion film coming out on streaming in a few weeks which might float the boats of some people itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcA02w6rm44

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PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's a trailer for an aliens abduction/invasion film coming out on streaming in a few weeks which might float the boats of some people itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcA02w6rm44

Oh, it's the girl from From. Hopefully she's better in this than that show lets her be.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

PriorMarcus posted:

Oh, it's the girl from From. Hopefully she's better in this than that show lets her be.

I hope that gets an adaptation by From Software.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I hope that gets an adaptation by From Software.

From software to what? What do you want it adapted into?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

From software to what? What do you want it adapted into?

Hey as far as I know there is no extremely hard game where you hack up saucer grey aliens with a broad sword and blunderbuss and die a lot while doing it.

Eh, there probably is.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

dr_rat posted:

Hey as far as I know there is no extremely hard game where you hack up saucer grey aliens with a broad sword and blunderbuss and die a lot while doing it.

Eh, there probably is.

Yeah it's called Bloodborne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQgK4o1eY1c

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Oh right, forgot Bloodborne had them in it.

Well proof the concept is solid!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Crossposting from the GBS UFO thread: Phil Poling just posted a breakdown of the "Mexican volcano UFOs" video and it turns out it's a train of Starlink satellites. They're actually just points of light and the elongated cigar shape effect is caused by low shutter speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBEdXynx4mY


If you want to see it yourself here's a handy link: https://www.space.com/starlink-satellite-train-how-to-see-and-track-it

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R0FqypOsiY









https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/sep/07/mysterious-skin-like-golden-orb-found-on-ocean-floor-off-alaska-coast

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


I dropped my samosa geeze

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
heck yea, what a friend

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

I, too, am an amiable sort of freak

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
How wide is your smile

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I dug up the full article, it's from The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Love me some water based serpents

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Mexico better return those two pinatas unharmed to my nieces sweet sixteen party right now

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Upsidads posted:

Mexico better return those two pinatas unharmed to my nieces sweet sixteen party right now

But if we leave them unharmed how will we steal the piles of sweets inside???

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Those duck eggs are spoiled

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
People interested in those Mexican mummies might like the chapter Fake and Alien Mummies from The Handbook of Mummy Studies (2021).

If you want to read it but can't access it, PM me.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Oh drat here's a 2017 bigfoot hoax which I somehow missed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCN8IAsawjI

He's got a bunch of followup videos which are just as bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTBMx5Fb8Qc


E: oh poo poo he's turned up in this thread before, he also made this poo poo-awful dogman video

uber_stoat posted:

if i was a teleporting dog man i would only use my powers for good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyhYLvbI7ZY

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 12:19 on Sep 21, 2023

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Crossposting from the GBS UFo thread, this one is a real doozy.


Meet Dr Robert Sheipe:


He's a researcher into "sky dragon" UAPs which are extremely small objects which allegedly follow planes and helicopters through the sky at incredibly high speed. He's got thousands of hours of footage backing up his claims, captured on expensive 4K cameras with 60fps shutter speed. He's dedicated many years of his life to this endeavour.

quote:

This channel is about uap / ufo 'dragon’ orbs over los Angeles in marina del Rey. They are uncatchable small disc at high speeds with no sonic boom. Their propulsion is most likely electricity, and you can see the plasma jet discharge that look like wings on a bug. The army, navy, coast guard, sheriff and police have been chasing them since 2017 and yes I have all that video. These drones are easily found here in marina del Rey but are also ubiquitous around the world. I have studied these drones for 7000 hours. I have been a profoundly serious scientist since 1979. I want to share this information with all people because I believe it is going to help humanity in a positive way.

He's got hundreds and hundreds of videos, some of which show police or military aircraft chasing these UAPS
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@custodianfile/videos
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/custodianfiles/

Here's a 5 minute explainer which showcases some of his best footage plus his photoshopped "interpolation" images which combine all the individual frames to show the path of these UAPs across the sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS_bEBHJKdU


It's tiny bugs flying in front of the camera lens


Here's noted internet curmudgeon Phil Poling doing a breakdown of Dr Sheipe's UAP videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PexpTZUq0lM

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > Cryptids & Conspiracies: I have been a profoundly serious scientist since 1979

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Heh, Skyfish are an ooooold theory from the early days of photography and aviation. There were some stories about theorised high altitude ecosystems.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Heh, Skyfish are an ooooold theory from the early days of photography and aviation. There were some stories about theorised high altitude ecosystems.

There may not be high altitude ecosystems but ballooning spiders are cool as gently caress:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)
https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/04/no-air-currents-required-ballooning-spiders-rely-on-electric-fields-to-generate-lift/
They've been detected 5km up. Fly on you crazy spiders, fly on!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

dr_rat posted:

There may not be high altitude ecosystems but ballooning spiders are cool as gently caress:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)
https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/04/no-air-currents-required-ballooning-spiders-rely-on-electric-fields-to-generate-lift/
They've been detected 5km up. Fly on you crazy spiders, fly on!

Goddamn, I guess that old urban myth of "You're never more than 3ft/6ft/10ft away from a spider" might actually be true, they really are everywhere :tinfoil:

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Ghost Leviathan posted:

Heh, Skyfish are an ooooold theory from the early days of photography and aviation. There were some stories about theorised high altitude ecosystems.

I remember watching a ridiculous documentary about "rods" in my youth

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_(optical_phenomenon)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Amphigory posted:

I remember watching a ridiculous documentary about "rods" in my youth

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_(optical_phenomenon)

That 'breakdown' video at the end of my recent post has a section about rods from 0:30 to 1:30 with some great examples, including some the breakdowner shot himself when he was filming some seagulls

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
It owns that spiders saw that flight usually involved evolving wings and said gently caress that let's poop strings

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

endocriminologist posted:

It owns that spiders saw that flight usually involved evolving wings and said gently caress that let's poop strings

There's so much they could teach us!

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
https://twitter.com/T_wrecks85/status/1708200582501068926

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Happy halloween month creepy creatures!

Happy halloween month all you cryptids as well!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hell yeah, that mothman's fine but the Flatwoods is something else. Never saw anytime pull that for a costume before.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Looks way more like a Triffid to me.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

Hell yeah, that mothman's fine but the Flatwoods is something else. Never saw anytime pull that for a costume before.

Yeah instantly recognizable to me, excellent subtle design.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

quote:

Fotos de Nicholas Cage con especies criptozoologicas


https://www.facebook.com/groups/327662297444902/permalink/2255744921303287

drat they look like they've having a total ball. :allears:

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
Bigfoot: The trainspotter years.

https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1712135048349245867?t=yl_TTnCOx2ulM8X_5bdGcA&s=19

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
When the Sasquatch is looking down at the ground tentatively with each step that's a telltale sign that it's a guy in a suit.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The True Believer has logged on



Nobody could possibly have foreknowledge of when a train could be at a place, that defies belief!

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Captain Hygiene posted:

Nobody could possibly have foreknowledge of when a train could be at a place, that defies belief!

Maybe someday in a future elementary math class mankind will be able to determine when a train leaving the station 80 miles away and traveling at 23 miles/hour reaches the exact spot that would be good for a bigfoot photoshoot, but that is not this day!

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