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NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

# ? Oct 16, 2023 22:12

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# ? May 30, 2024 07:20

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

xposting from cspam so you dont have to go there

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s2mr5sfAfL1r0uzl6.mp4

# ? Oct 16, 2023 23:18

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

Infinite Machines P1; $10k USD

Video: https://www.instagram.com/p/CyTVia8LfYl/

Hm, that's a lot of $$$ for something apeing the CYBERTRUCK design language

The BMW E Scooter is only a couple k more and its quicker, more range and far better looking for the A E S T H E T I C

# ? Oct 16, 2023 23:26

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

what happened to that bombardier unicycle?

# ? Oct 16, 2023 23:27

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

that one

# ? Oct 16, 2023 23:27

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

it bombed lol

# ? Oct 16, 2023 23:30

Dukes Mayo Clinic: Aug 31, 2009

rotor posted:

that one

you can�t fool me i fought those dudes in lego star wars

# ? Oct 16, 2023 23:41

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

Sagebrush posted:

have it react like the blindsight scramblers

my brain somehow parsed this as referring to the scramble suits from a scanner darkly, despite the fact that i just read blindsight a couple months ago. what the hell, brain?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Infinite Machines P1; $10k USD

Video: https://www.instagram.com/p/CyTVia8LfYl/

Hm, that's a lot of $$$ for something apeing the CYBERTRUCK design language

say what you will but at least it seems better built than the CYBERTRUCK

# ? Oct 17, 2023 00:03

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

https://packaged-media.redd.it/52ps...d3aecf4e6d0#t=0

Saw this done like a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ypMsmoCEWI

It's pretty neat for cases like this or video conf background or like basements I suppose. But it's just a TV(s). Might be cooler if it tracked your position in the room and adjusted perspective accordingly.

# ? Oct 17, 2023 00:18

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

so how's munger hall doing these days

# ? Oct 17, 2023 04:14

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://x.com/militarnyi_en/status/1713922805090210164?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzB9tB7B3sg

talk about breadlines

# ? Oct 17, 2023 13:43

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

The BMW E Scooter is only a couple k more and its quicker, more range and far better looking for the A E S T H E T I C

this owns

they should partner with ACRONYM and charge 10x as much, they'll sell out I guarantee

# ? Oct 17, 2023 15:51

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1714551901843513614

# ? Oct 18, 2023 13:35

Pythagoras a trois: Feb 19, 2004; I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

haveblue posted:

that would fail entirely if a second person entered

at least put on some lenticulars so it appears to be deeper than the pane

This might be what you're referring to, it confused me and some friends:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Myw7SqGD8

I think to do it right you'd have to burrow like 2 feet or more into your ceiling, but the effect seems surprisingly good in the moving video shots

# ? Oct 18, 2023 14:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Infinite Machines P1; $10k USD

Hell yeah get me a cybertruck ripoff with a pete davidson knockoff

# ? Oct 18, 2023 16:45

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Milo and POTUS posted:

Hell yeah get me a cybertruck ripoff with a pete davidson knockoff

repete davidson

# ? Oct 18, 2023 17:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3mgx3/us-marines-strapped-a-rocket-launcher-to-a-robot-dog-you-can-buy-on-amazon

i'd post the picture but ios is morally opposed to allowing you to interact with content

# ? Oct 19, 2023 16:58

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

at long last, we have created the slamhound from the classic sci-fi novel count zero

haveblue fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Oct 19, 2023

# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:03

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

I want to pet it (so that I know I'm not down range)

# ? Oct 19, 2023 17:11

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

nothing is faster than a robot dog in recoil

i know, it's a recoilless weapon. let me have this

# ? Oct 19, 2023 20:32

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jonny 290 posted:

nothing is faster than a robot dog in recoil

i know, it's a recoilless weapon. let me have this

It�s not recoiless :ssh:

# ? Oct 19, 2023 21:40

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

I hope they rigged it to play the houndeye sound effect from half life when it fires

# ? Oct 20, 2023 00:00

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

haveblue posted:

at long last, we have created the slamhound from the classic sci-fi novel count zero

the pre-screaming fist Soviets used a street cur

# ? Oct 20, 2023 00:11

Brutal Garcon: Nov 2, 2014

Jonny 290 posted:

xposting from cspam so you dont have to go there

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s2mr5sfAfL1r0uzl6.mp4

Not gonna lie, I was waiting for Bad Apple

# ? Oct 21, 2023 17:06

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

The cyberpunk future is here and it loving sucks, and not in a cool gritty neon way. I tried to visit a tourist attraction (the tower in Bologna) and they had no ticket counter, only a guy scanning tickets them with a phone, so you have to buy them online.

So instead of handing someone :fivecbux:

and going in:

Scan QR code. It takes you to an overview page about the tower
There's no obvious BUY TICKETS button so you have to look for it for a bit
You must have an account, so enter name, email, phone and password to register
You have to confirm the registration so go to email and click the link
You're logged in but that's in the email app, not the browser
Go back to browser and log in manually
Proceed to checkout!
There's a Google Pay option but it fails because it's "not supported on your platform" (latest Android)
There's a normal CC option but the field isn't detected so you have to enter the number, name expiration date and ccv manually
Payment require 2FA auth from the bank so log in the bank ap and authorize the payment
Wait a few minutes until the email arrives.

Congrats, you got your ticket! At least if you aren't a dirty foreigner with no data.

I just wanted pleasure-model replicants and flying cars.

# ? Oct 21, 2023 21:02

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

more like the tower of baloney

# ? Oct 21, 2023 21:03

well-read undead: Dec 13, 2022

pleasure-model replicant, as you�re unzipping your pants:

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# ? Oct 21, 2023 21:08

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

well-read undead posted:

pleasure-model replicant, as you�re unzipping your pants:

would you like to subscribe to our newsletter?

wait till you hit an inline ad during the encounter.

# ? Oct 21, 2023 21:09

rowkey bilbao: Jul 24, 2023

if you're euro make sure you don't accept the cookies

# ? Oct 21, 2023 21:21

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mobby_6kl posted:

The cyberpunk future is here and it loving sucks, and not in a cool gritty neon way. I tried to visit a tourist attraction (the tower in Bologna) and they had no ticket counter, only a guy scanning tickets them with a phone, so you have to buy them online.

So instead of handing someone and going in:

Scan QR code. It takes you to an overview page about the tower

There's no obvious BUY TICKETS button so you have to look for it for a bit

You must have an account, so enter name, email, phone and password to register

You have to confirm the registration so go to email and click the link

You're logged in but that's in the email app, not the browser

Go back to browser and log in manually

Proceed to checkout!

There's a Google Pay option but it fails because it's "not supported on your platform" (latest Android)

There's a normal CC option but the field isn't detected so you have to enter the number, name expiration date and ccv manually

Payment require 2FA auth from the bank so log in the bank ap and authorize the payment

Wait a few minutes until the email arrives.

Congrats, you got your ticket! At least if you aren't a dirty foreigner with no data.

I just wanted pleasure-model replicants and flying cars.

you know say what you will but it's nice to know that it was at least designed by an italian

# ? Oct 21, 2023 21:42

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Dijkstracula posted:

more like the tower of baloney

# ? Oct 21, 2023 22:00

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

thatll be how i refer to �tech stacks� from here in out

# ? Oct 21, 2023 22:00

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

mobby_6kl posted:

The cyberpunk future is here and it loving sucks, and not in a cool gritty neon way. I tried to visit a tourist attraction (the tower in Bologna) and they had no ticket counter, only a guy scanning tickets them with a phone, so you have to buy them online.

So instead of handing someone and going in:

Scan QR code. It takes you to an overview page about the tower

There's no obvious BUY TICKETS button so you have to look for it for a bit

You must have an account, so enter name, email, phone and password to register

You have to confirm the registration so go to email and click the link

You're logged in but that's in the email app, not the browser

Go back to browser and log in manually

Proceed to checkout!

There's a Google Pay option but it fails because it's "not supported on your platform" (latest Android)

There's a normal CC option but the field isn't detected so you have to enter the number, name expiration date and ccv manually

Payment require 2FA auth from the bank so log in the bank ap and authorize the payment

Wait a few minutes until the email arrives.

Congrats, you got your ticket! At least if you aren't a dirty foreigner with no data.

I just wanted pleasure-model replicants and flying cars.

bitcoin solves that

# ? Oct 21, 2023 22:57

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

bitcoin solves that

many people are saying this

# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:37

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Xander Zhou Spring 2024 RTW*

*Ready To Wear obviously only if you have several extra CyberArms.

edit: the full collection is here:

https://www.vogue.com/fashion-shows/shanghai-spring-2024/xander-zhou/slideshow/collection#1

if you get a subscription modal uBlock Origin will zap the whole modal layer and you can continue through the slideshow.

When you have a murder to commit at 7 but beers & xbox with the boys at 8.

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Oct 23, 2023

# ? Oct 23, 2023 14:57

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

idk if i like this futuretek goro skin

# ? Oct 23, 2023 15:05

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Jonny 290 posted:

xposting from cspam so you dont have to go there

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s2mr5sfAfL1r0uzl6.mp4

I only just now watched this with sound and lol at them using the soundtrack from the ang lee hulk movie

# ? Oct 23, 2023 15:09

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

haveblue posted:

the ang lee hulk movie

That's my secret, Cap...

edit:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1716438509613920723

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Oct 23, 2023

# ? Oct 23, 2023 15:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

A real thanks I hate it

# ? Oct 24, 2023 06:35

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# ? May 30, 2024 07:20

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

i opt to remain unidentified

# ? Oct 24, 2023 08:45

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