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Log082
Nov 8, 2008


At work and busy today so I can only keep up during lunch break but let me just say


lol

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Seth Pecksniff posted:

Republican Governance Committee says they have 13 against Jordan votes
Inshallah

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Republican Governance Committee says they have 13 against Jordan votes

lol I had less opposition when I was promoted to team lead and all the supervisors I worked with were in opposition because they didn't like the way I talked to them

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Mike Simpson of Idaho is an idk

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Republican Governance Committee says they have 13 against Jordan votes

How do I add my vote against Jordan?

Is there a number I can text

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Failed Imagineer posted:

How do I add my vote against Jordan?

Is there a number I can text

Yeah DM me your vote and social security number and I'll handle it for you.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


ElectricSheep posted:

now add cheese

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Royale with Cheese

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


:lmao:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Failed Imagineer posted:

How do I add my vote against Jordan?

Is there a number I can text

You can call your rep if you live in an R shithole since Jordan organized a campaign to flood them with chuds demanding him. Probably not worth the effort it takes to call, but you can do it.

Jordan winning will be annoying as gently caress and absolutely toxic, but probably not significantly different than any other R being speaker. He'll poo poo the place up even more and absolutely should be in prison several times over instead of presiding over a branch of government and will have even less control over things than McCarthy did. He'll also be ineffectual and a constant embarassment and reminder that the republican party should be dismantled.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

30+ minutes to take attendance politics sure is great

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

lol it's really annoying how even a Quorum vote takes loving forever with these people

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

kazil posted:

30+ minutes to take attendance politics sure is great

I wonder if this is totally normal or if congresspeople just like to gently caress around and not do anything when they know it's a substitute teacher day

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


What's the point of having a time set on calls if you don't use it.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1714318357334249741

He's on a streak!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Same number as pedophiles he's exposed.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Just like the one in his drawers.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://youtu.be/2V3CfD8TPac?si=6Opu0L-x8EDsxWt0

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1714318575316398219

I remember when satire wasn't real life.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



hammered dogshit, indeed

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Alright all Dems present, slam that gavel now

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Grey Cat posted:

What's the point of having a time set on calls if you don't use it.

Upshot of the whole "rules set by the body responsible for following the rules" thing, it sure sounds nice for votes to be fast but when more than four hundred old farts just don't feel like moving their asses, what can you do?

As Speaker, I am committed to amending the rules to provide that the House shall hire Commander Biden as the new Sergeant-at-Paws and charge him with biting anybody who doesn't get their votes in on time, and giving extra cuddles to everyone else :colbert:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Quorum posted:

Upshot of the whole "rules set by the body responsible for following the rules" thing, it sure sounds nice for votes to be fast but when more than four hundred old farts just don't feel like moving their asses, what can you do?

As Speaker, I am committed to amending the rules to provide that the House shall hire Commander Biden as the new Sergeant-at-Paws and charge him with biting anybody who doesn't get their votes in on time, and giving extra cuddles to everyone else :colbert:

You have my vote, especially if I can pet commander biden.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

That's everyone, Mchenry, let's get loving going now

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Alright all Dems present, slam that gavel now

1 missing Republican, who I assume is Boebert based only on her personal history

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Here we go!

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

It's even worse than that, he's never even gotten a bill out of a committee to be voted on by the full House. I don't think he's even submitted a bill to be considered by a committee. A complete waste of flesh.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I nominate Commander Biden (D-OG) for the speaker’s seat.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Nomination time!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Does gym really need a standing ovation from the nazis?

BrideOfUglycat
Oct 30, 2000

Serious_Cyclone posted:

1 missing Republican, who I assume is Boebert based only on her personal history

According to MSNBC one is out at a family funeral, but will be back for later votes. (LOL)

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Get your bible out of my government, rear end in a top hat.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol Stefanik is the one speaking for Jordan?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


If they don't have the votes after this bullshit from Stefanik, woof

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
lol was that McCarthy standing to applaud Jordan’s nomination?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Joe Bidens wide open rear end in a top hat border!

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
"wide open borders of Joe Biden" -- congresswoman who what can talk good

Raymond T. Racing
Jun 11, 2019

Where do I sign up for radical far left biden

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Stefanik suuuuuuccccks

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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Stefanik has no principles except that which gets her closer to power, for power's own sake.

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