- Khanstant
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despite the exhaust that smells like rancid french fry oil, the car does not use biofuel
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Oct 26, 2023 23:49
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Jun 10, 2024 20:39
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- Prof. Crocodile
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![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/12/00226736.0003.jpg)
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hey before we bring out your new car, do you remember the tom green show?
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Oct 27, 2023 02:31
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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You have won a new car, Luigi.
I also have won a new car!
That means we have two a new cars!
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Oct 27, 2023 02:45
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- FutonForensic
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![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/39/38/00193121.0001.png)
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this car loving stinks. it REEKS.
![](https://i.imgur.com/tLYeLlX.png) ![](https://i.imgur.com/RsE5uFr.png)
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Oct 27, 2023 15:03
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- 102723_3
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has no money for registration or insurance
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Oct 27, 2023 20:12
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- Finger Prince
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![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
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has no money for registration or insurance
Sell the car, now you have money to register and insure it... Oh no!! The irony!!
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Oct 27, 2023 21:38
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- Khanstant
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If you want to sell the car, you're still responsible for cleaning the weird stains under car
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Oct 28, 2023 00:34
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- Finger Prince
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![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
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Congratulations! You have won a family of pet mice! They live in the car. Somewhere.
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Oct 28, 2023 08:57
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The car is parked in the old drive in theater, where you will spend the rest of your life. The good news is, free popcorn and double features every night.
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Oct 28, 2023 15:30
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- Viginti Septem
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![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/f7/8e/00227475.0007.jpg)
Oculus Noctuae
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has no money for registration or insurance
Don't doxx me
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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Oct 29, 2023 20:11
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- Drink-Mix Man
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/a0/db/00034215.0001.gif)
You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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oh, and by the way WOOPWOOP CONGRATULATIONS 🎉 about the death of your mother
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Oct 29, 2023 21:14
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- Prof. Crocodile
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![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/12/00226736.0003.jpg)
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> as you take the keys of the cursed lamborghini, a pair of oakley sunglasses materializes around your head and you are gripped by an irresistable desire to refer to your car as a 'lambo'.
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Oct 29, 2023 22:25
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- Finger Prince
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> as you take the keys of the cursed lamborghini, a pair of oakley sunglasses materializes around your head and you are gripped by an irresistable desire to refer to your car as a 'lambo'.
It doesn't matter where you parked it, it's parked outside the nearest nightclub. You could park it in a locked garage with a wheel lock and never let the keys out of your sight. It won't be where you left it. Check outside the club, that's where it'll be.
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Oct 29, 2023 22:35
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