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Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


That Works posted:

Well executed but still a turd, right thread imo

Agreed. It’s very well polished, but there’s a reason you can’t polish a turd.

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

Agreed. It’s very well polished, but there’s a reason you can’t polish a turd.

you actually can polish a turd

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Large Testicles posted:

you actually can polish a turd

But its still a turd

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Humvees automatically belong in this thread.

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

Nidhg00670000 posted:


EDIT:

BMW has been dumb enough to do this continuously for 15 years now, so...

My favourite was when the only way you could change a headlight bulb was taking off a tire and going in through the wheel well.


Collateral Damage posted:

Humvees automatically belong in this thread.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Collateral Damage posted:

Humvees automatically belong in this thread.

Yeah that's what drives my vote more than anything. It looks like a pretty skilled modification but the car is poo poo and not even uniquely poo poo like a Yugo or something more interesting.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Big stuff slammed for the most part rules but Hummers are garbage so right thread.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Data Graham posted:

Lol thank you for beating me to this


Anyway, right thread? Wrong thread?




JUDGES: A RULING. NOW

Right Thread. No doubt.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


PainterofCrap posted:

All I remember about the Catera was that an animated duck was the, uh, mascot for it.

Think they sold three of them. Public wasn't fooled again, after the Cavalier Cimmaron.

Roommate in college had a catera, it was nothing special and gave him some issues but he was an rear end in a top hat so I never worked on it.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


slothrop posted:

I’ve got to a point in my life where really, nothing that is a matter of taste is good or bad.

It’s your goddamn money and if you wanna mix a $400 a shot whisky with coke? Knock yourself out.

You wanna lift an NSX and go Safari Rally style? You want the tallest MX-5 ever? You wanna spend $300k on a Singer style e120 Corolla? You do you babe. Whatever makes your heart sing.

Let’s stop shaming weird poo poo, at least those people have passion, and that’s better than a sea of identical SUVs in the same 3 boring colours cos “resale value”

Counterpoint: bro-trucks.
Objectively stupid and shameful.

madeintaipei posted:

In a neighborhood full of high-dollar cars, both new and old, the big commotion in our parking lot recently was the chef from around the corner bringing his pristine 1983 Izusu I-Mark diesel to do laundry.

Perfect. Good paint, no rust, no creaking, clean, and running about as well as they ever did.

Found it in a garage he was cleaning out, and the old lady asked him for $1000. Sold! Drained the tank, put new fuel in with a bit of oil, new battery, and it hums along like two skeletons loving in a metal trash can.

Ten people revolving around this thing, marveling at it. Even the lady that drives a Bentley Bentayga.

"Survivor."

"I used to have one of those!"

"It's been 20 years since I got stuck behind one in traffic."

"66 mpg. Phew."

"Should have kept mine."

On the way to work this morning, I spotted a mint '00s Mercury Sable wagon(!), in red. Cherry as gently caress. Not my favorite, but I admired the fact that it was in excellent condition, and was being driven in morning traffic.

Scratch Monkey posted:

I’d like to see someone with a mint Catera. That’s something you don’t see every day

No poo poo. Those things disappeared rather quickly.



Speleothing posted:

Another case of "there's no rule against it because we never thought we'd need to specify this"

I would think there IS a rule in the NVMSS (or whatever) that does specify that braking is to be accompanied by higher-intensity red lights AKA brake lights, but I wouldn't be completely flabbergasted if it were not so.
It looks like the two lights on the corner fit that specification. The CHMSL in the tailgate, however, should be shot down by the law requiring it. I don't think that's legal, since it is conceivable that the vehicle can be operated with the tailgate down. Also, why isn't the CHMSL a brighter portion of the strip? (I know the answer is Elon is an idiot.)

Fornax Disaster posted:

STS originally was an acronym for Seville Touring Sedan, so is CTS Catera Touring Sedan?

Well, the CTS is the replacement for Catera, so... highly likely.


Data Graham posted:

Lol thank you for beating me to this


Anyway, right thread? Wrong thread?




JUDGES: A RULING. NOW

Well, an H2 is a stupid truck regardless, so this doesn't really make it any worse.
Although... in stock form it's at least a half decent 4x4. Better than the Tahoe it's sort of based on dues to the better approach and departure angles.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The owner and whoever modified that hummer is a oval office/are cunts and should be sterilized.

If you're offended by my choice of words give me a probe, I don't give a gently caress.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I want to say wrong thread so badly because of how much work went into making it as cursed as it is, but I have to say right thread if you're driving something like that on regular streets. Slammed cars are unsafe enough, but I don't want to be near a 3 ton vehicle that's almost touching the asphalt when it hits a real pothole

E: checking against pictures of standard H2's, it's firmly in the right thread. I thought it was slammed and chopped, but the windows come like that from the factory

The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Oct 30, 2023

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Data Graham posted:

Lol thank you for beating me to this


Anyway, right thread? Wrong thread?




JUDGES: A RULING. NOW

Absolutely right thread. Hummers are dogshit in virtually every situation

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

orange juche posted:

Absolutely right thread. Hummers are dogshit in virtually every situation

I love that they haven't modified the bed that much (slightly larger wheel tubs) and it can barely haul more than a set of lawn chairs

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Darchangel posted:

y.
I would think there IS a rule in the NVMSS (or whatever) that does specify that braking is to be accompanied by higher-intensity red lights AKA brake lights, but I wouldn't be completely flabbergasted if it were not so.
It looks like the two lights on the corner fit that specification. The CHMSL in the tailgate, however, should be shot down by the law requiring it. I don't think that's legal, since it is conceivable that the vehicle can be operated with the tailgate down. Also, why isn't the CHMSL a brighter portion of the strip? (I know the answer is Elon is an idiot.)


I think you're right that it's disallowed, but not for the reason you stated.

CFR Title 49 Section 571.108

S5.4 Equipment combinations
(a) No high-mounted stop lamp shall be combined with any other lamp or reflective device, other than with a cargo lamp.


So it's not allowed because the high mounted centerline stop light is also part of the running light

Speleothing fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Oct 30, 2023

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

The wheels and proportions are stupid, but I'm all for anything that brings truck heights out of the stratosphere and shrinks them to fit in standard parking spaces.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Being part of the running lights also runs afoul of S5.5.4

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

Data Graham posted:

Lol thank you for beating me to this


Anyway, right thread? Wrong thread?




JUDGES: A RULING. NOW

I AM HAVING MANY LOVE FOR BLUE MAN. I SAY CUCHI CUCHI TOO! The original was stupid and of dubious utility, but at least this fits in a parking space and can be seen over. Still terrible though. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts and a right make a U turn.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
it is pretty funny to see otherwise unreasonably tall vehicles slammed so that they're normal sized

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I still want to see it sat next to a Miat tho

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Data Graham posted:

Lol thank you for beating me to this


Anyway, right thread? Wrong thread?




JUDGES: A RULING. NOW

You are safe from that on your rap sheet. The Thread Has Spoken

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Data Graham posted:

Lol thank you for beating me to this


Anyway, right thread? Wrong thread?




JUDGES: A RULING. NOW

It finally looks as uncomfortable on the outside as it is on the inside.


Boy, was it a shock the first time I rode in one, felt like we were driving around in a Griswold cast-iron frying pan

bird with big dick posted:

It’s stupid but it’s better than a stock hummer.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Oct 31, 2023

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Data Graham posted:

Lol thank you for beating me to this


Anyway, right thread? Wrong thread?




JUDGES: A RULING. NOW

Can you even turn the wheels fully to either side with this? Or do you need the bags to lift before you can steer?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I think its stupid, but cool in a dumbshit SEMA level of build.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

It’s stupid but it’s better than a stock hummer.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


bird with big dick posted:

It’s stupid but it’s better than a stock hummer.

Totally agree, still think its right thread tho

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Stock Hummers are fine if they are really stock Hummers and not the civilian versions and are being used for things you actually need something like that for. As an urban vehicle, they are classic terrible car stuff.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Stock Hummers are fine if they are really stock Hummers and not the civilian versions and are being used for things you actually need something like that for. As an urban vehicle, they are classic terrible car stuff.

The only good hummers are the military ones, all others are just Chevy Tahoes on crack.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

CommieGIR posted:

The only good hummers are the military ones, all others are just Chevy Tahoes on crack.

:agreed:

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

"Humvee" is a dumb pronunciation. A buddy of mine came up with "Ham Wave", which I wholly support.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Number_6 posted:

I'd take any Northstar over the 4.1L V8 with like 135 HP that Caddy used in the '80s. My dad had an '87 DeVille that was hot garbage.

Go attempt to fix oil leaks, replace a starter, or replace an alternator on a Northstar. The 4.1 looks downright decent afterwards.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

randomidiot posted:

Go attempt to fix oil leaks, replace a starter, or replace an alternator on a Northstar. The 4.1 looks downright decent afterwards.

Didn't the Northstar also have massive problems with head studs and spark plug threads?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Safety Dance posted:

"Humvee" is a dumb pronunciation. A buddy of mine came up with "Ham Wave", which I wholly support.
lmao I'm down with that

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

The Door Frame posted:

Didn't the Northstar also have massive problems with head studs and spark plug threads?

I thought that was a Ford problem

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Darchangel posted:

...
On the way to work this morning, I spotted a mint '00s Mercury Sable wagon(!), in red. Cherry as gently caress. Not my favorite, but I admired the fact that it was in excellent condition, and was being driven in morning traffic.
...

Was it one of the models with front lightbars? Almost never see those intact.

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*
I just spent $37 (CAD) on an 11" wiper blade because no one carries them in that size with the connector I need around here.

You are terrible car stuff GM, not just your Hummers.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The Door Frame posted:

Didn't the Northstar also have massive problems with head studs and spark plug threads?

Head bolts. They would yank out.

Spark plugs were on ford 5.4 mod engines.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Failson posted:

Was it one of the models with front lightbars? Almost never see those intact.

No, this was one of the second gen “oval” ones., which is what I meant by “not my favorite.” I, too prefer the OG Taurus/Sable twins.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

randomidiot posted:

Go attempt to fix oil leaks, replace a starter, or replace an alternator on a Northstar. The 4.1 looks downright decent afterwards.

As mentioned, head studs fix a lot of problems. As does using very high quality starters and alternators. The three level oil pan is a bit more difficult, but since you already have it all apart!

The Northstar is pretty decent if you want to do all that yourself, and you can do it all yourself. The 4.1 and 4.5 had no redeeming qualities. It dies, you replace the whole thing. The rest of the car kind of sucked, too

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I should take a look and see whether it was confirmed the airport car park fire was caused by a JLR product but the tweets about it are funny either way.

https://twitter.com/BoredAtGym/status/1719710784492539906?t=c0lNzl_T8u2F7Vb-ggf5TQ&s=19

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