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i paid  to be able to post about poo poo MiniTru was doing and the Casino War, while a dirty MRCHI. Rejoined into Goonwaffe after a post-war break led to getting purged, then exited to Gooseflock, and then EVE entirely.Now i get to throw peanuts and talk endless poo poo; time has come full circle.
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Johnny Five-Jaces posted:do not join goonwaffe Why not?
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Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:Why not? most of the Imperium's membership is pubbies, and as yet there is still no blanket amnesty for those blacklisted for "Delta Heresy"
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Nov 3, 2023 02:13
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canceronline posted:J4H in 2023 - so r worded in might just work No.
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Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:Why not? i can't answer this without it sounding like a lot of complaining but gently caress it waffe in itself is actually pretty good, atrum is a good ceo and we've got several good corp things going on there's a few insufferable cunts but they know to keep their mouths shut or they'll be thrown out but goon culture in the imperium is dead, it does not exist - there's a dozen or two dozen actual goons in the org including waffe and no one outside of them seems to understand or care why it's a problem and it's going to kill the org you'll be subjected to karmafleet dipshits thinking their corp or anyone in it matters (read: in reality everyone matters exactly the same. thinking you're space important is dumb. everyone is replacable and that's good, actually) the imperium is the weakest it has been since the end of beitnam and multiple parts of the org are very cliquey and nepotistic and isn't showing signs of improving the fc bench is Not Good, most of them are decent people, but they lack skill (and are nullbrained) and are not goons, we've hemorrhaged a ton of talent a lot of our doctrines are poo poo and Not Fun it's a nullblock, which means if you struggle to make your own fun you'll suffer and not enjoy the game as much as other areas of space, it also means you'll be subjected to fleet doctrines that are meant to be flown by brokewallet troglodytes (ie press f1 and have no bling / actual individual efficacy) communication is siloed into discords which is basically a Broken Stair Production Line, and all official comms are done on Jabber (Pidgin) and Mumble (this ties back into culture being non existent and goon culture being dead) (jabber does not facilitate communication except for the couple hundred of us that miss IRC) also the org is still incapable of apologizing for its mistakes (which means there's also a lack of org accountability) i'm sure i could come up with more but i don't want to put any more thought into this post tl;dr the imperium is full of dumb pubbies and useless krabs
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How's the FW scene? I've heard it's been a little more active but I told myself I I try this horrid game one more time it wouldn't be nullsec ever again
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Nov 3, 2023 03:32
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I reinstalled and did the tutorial and boy did I not miss this interface
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Nov 3, 2023 03:44
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Mr.Fuzzywig posted:How's the FW scene? I've heard it's been a little more active but I told myself I I try this horrid game one more time it wouldn't be nullsec ever again
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psilocybin laden posted:tl;dr the imperium is full of dumb pubbies and useless krabs First goon ever to be self aware and not huff copium 12 hours a day. Probably the best explanation of why not to join goons, from a goon. Funny that. Btw if you want to join an actual goon group… GooseFleet is probably your only option, and luckily it’s a good one (if you can make your own fun.) On another note, one time 2 years ago Faeltagen said on a locust fleet that “if you’re not in goonwaffe, you’re a pet.” So keep that in mind when you’re looking for a corp. if you want to be an elitist rear end in a top hat goonwaffe is definitely your best option.
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floppyspud posted:First goon ever to be self aware and not huff copium 12 hours a day. Probably the best explanation of why not to join goons, from a goon. Funny that. Btw if you want to join an actual goon group… GooseFleet is probably your only option, and luckily it’s a good one (if you can make your own fun.) yeah now that I'm not working 60 hours a week and dealing with business operations having a failure cascade I'd like to try to come up with new fun poo poo for geese to do
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floppyspud posted:Mr j4g I have a trick for you, basically for a few months you start interacting with the community, learning the culture, and then when those goonwaffe recruiters least expect it you apply with a healthy post history and good knowledge of actual goon culture. It’s a pretty advanced form or j4ging so don’t tell anyone else. hosed up if true
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dragonshardz posted:i paid hell yeah dirty mrchi crew
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https://youtu.be/BCSeISYcoyI?si=MNPNsGaOA-YNfjPC In case anyone’s interested, Down The Rabbit Hole made a documentary about EVE Online. (They are known for covering some of the most hosed up poo poo on the internet)
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The man called M posted:https://youtu.be/BCSeISYcoyI?si=MNPNsGaOA-YNfjPC it's six hours long and i swear to god I'm high gov in an eve alliance and i'm not clicking on that poo poo
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Kazinsal posted:yeah now that I'm not working 60 hours a week and dealing with business operations having a failure cascade I'd like to try to come up with new fun poo poo for geese to do hooray poo poo to do is something i want Dukes Mayo Clinic posted:hosed up if true unfortunately it is, i only give the truest advice
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Kazinsal posted:it's six hours long and i swear to god I'm high gov in an eve alliance and i'm not clicking on that poo poo You really should. It's genuinely exceptional.
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Mr.Fuzzywig posted:How's the FW scene? I've heard it's been a little more active but I told myself I I try this horrid game one more time it wouldn't be nullsec ever again You're gonna be able to FW as pirate factions soon (coming this month afaik) so that's fun. I didn't mesh well with FW myself but from what others have said they've enjoyed it and you seem to be able to start with very low SP and still have fun while training up for bigger ships.
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psilocybin laden posted:
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That six hour long documentary was worth a watch. It's like watching ds9 dominion war episodes, and it's mostly through the eyes of goons anyway because of all the propaganda. I tried to remember when I even played with goons, turns out was 2016 and briefly again in 2019. Been winning ever since.
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psilocybin laden posted:also the org is still incapable of apologizing for its mistakes (which means there's also a lack of org accountability) I actually got an apology from Mittens himself for how he broke up all of the squads back in the day which shocked me, but it was also an apology from a double talking mealy mouthed piece of poo poo so.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:think Horde might be a better fit for you brutal
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Kamikaze Raider posted:You really should. It's genuinely exceptional. Anyone asking me to watch a six hour documentary about internet spaceships is trolling. 
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Restore helldump, exonerate Delta Sqad.
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Unfortunately I think so much time has passed there's no fixing this Just karttoon it all
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windex posted:Anyone asking me to watch a six hour documentary about internet spaceships is trolling. Well, yes, but that also doesn't mean it's not good.
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Kartoon was right
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Also the documentary was a nice trip down memory lane. It's good. It's loving long though
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The guy narrating that video is almost as tedious as playing Eve Online, no thanks
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BARVE/B2/B3 State of the coalition tomorrow. Will we be folding into the Imperium or Initiative? Becoming a high sec mining alliance? Who knows!
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Cast_No_Shadow posted:What a terrible set of options The only winning move is not to play.
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Wow, a six hour EVE documentary? That's just my game. I live for the slow burn storytelling. Going to get started now.
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If you would rather listen to the documentary on your phone like an audiobook. I converted it into an MP3 and split it into 72 pieces. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WMojvRxrRuNd69D6xBW9mtQsUFn2npI5/view?usp=drive_link The link should work.
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Yeah you don't miss much without visuals as long as you know where delve is
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going to listen to that during my next long run to increase my pain and suffering
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Kaysette posted:going to listen to that during my next long run to increase my pain and suffering Experience bij!
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Eyud posted:The guy narrating that video is almost as tedious as playing Eve Online, no thanks the only problem i had with his delivery was the way he said "fiat currency" every time he mentioned real money. idk if this guys a crypto weirdo or what but every time he said fiat it seemed like he loving hated the concept
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Does anyone know a corp that does the CURSE region (feels like small chance). I just want some blues in the region - so that I can run the Angel Cartel epic arc easily. I've only really joined a corp once for a few months like 6 years ago, I don't really know what real eve is like. So I don't even know the best way to do this.
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Cast_No_Shadow posted:Also the documentary was a nice trip down memory lane. It's good. yeah. I dipped out in 2014 or so and it was nice kinda knowing what was coming and some oh yeah moments.
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Toalpaz posted:Does anyone know a corp that does the CURSE region (feels like small chance). I just want some blues in the region - so that I can run the Angel Cartel epic arc easily. Curse corps are probably not interested in letting you in just because you want a few blues, unless you want to PvP and PVE with them, like actually actually join them. Look on curses zkill page for active corps; or check through people in local.
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