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Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Sydney Bottocks posted:

Jade going around introducing herself to the guys at the concession stands, security guards, maintenance crew, etc. etc.

Isn't this basically just Dolph Ziggler's first gimmick?

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Isn't this basically just Dolph Ziggler's first gimmick?

I mean, he's not gonna be using it again any time soon, might as well recycle it

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Isn't this basically just Dolph Ziggler's first gimmick?

Bayley's too. There's nothing the fed loves more than being in awe of itself.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

History Comes Inside! posted:

Which beloved veteran does she injure into retirement

I highly doubt Jade is usurping Nia's gimmick.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

yea ok posted:

It has all the tells of a laundering front but they put on a show with no hiccups and they have the world's foremost Milliner making their hats. Can any other promotion say that? It's also the only one of the 10 billion "American Joshi" promotions that are 100% joshi

Honestly I'm there for the hats primarily. If there's wrestling going on, great, but gimme them hats

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

the SUKEBAN belt is the gaudiest thing ever i love it

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

SRS says Guilia is probably signing with WWE

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Eat My Fuc posted:

SRS says Guilia is probably signing with WWE

Sucks rear end, Giulia is a huge star. But with how business is in Japan this is just going to keep happening.But hey, at least she can learn to work to the hardcam in Orlando

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Seems pretty good for the only women’s division in America worth watching to have a talented worker imo

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

get it??? because aew women is bad

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Eat My Fuc posted:

Seems pretty good for the only women’s division in America worth watching to have a talented worker imo

She's signing with TNA?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

is Sukeban really that good?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

JUNGLE BOY posted:

is Sukeban really that good?

Best women's promotion in America by a lot of metrics.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Eat My Fuc posted:

Seems pretty good for the only women’s division in America worth watching to have a talented worker imo

wow way to bury Charlotte emf

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Especially the hats.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Excited for all the people who pretend to have seen Giulia matches to actually get a look at her sloppy brawling and 4 blown spots a match

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I dunno who that lady is but she looks cool

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I've never seen her wrestle I imagine I'll see her eventually if she ever wrestles for a show I watch

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Giulia decided that her knees were just too darn healthy

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The NXT women's division is a blast right now. Lotsa good wrestlers and a lot of matches on TV.

this kid is nuts
Mar 30, 2016
Giulia is still a bit rough around the edges but she is definitely better than having to go to the loving WWE Performance Centre

Her biggest flaw is that she relies a bit too much on just hitting other wrestlers really hard to get a pop. Plus some silly no-selling, but she's far from the only STARDOM wrestler to be guilty of that... I guess the best thing that can eventuate is that she learns not to do that stuff so much in an environment where that won't really be allowed at all

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Giulia decided that her knees were just too darn healthy

Stardom might be the only place with a higher injury rate than NXT right now

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Gumball Gumption posted:

Best women's promotion in America by a lot of metrics.

How many billion is their TV deal?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

yea ok posted:

Stardom might be the only place with a higher injury rate than NXT right now

I'm guessing those are accidental injuries, as opposed to those incurred by a training regimen seemingly specifically designed to cause them

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013






At one point in time I would have been very confident in calling Ricochet one of the best wrestlers in the world that any company would love to build a main event scene around but drat, WWE’s “just a guy” program is amazingly thorough.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

yea ok posted:

Excited for all the people who pretend to have seen Giulia matches to actually get a look at her sloppy brawling and 4 blown spots a match

Sounds like she’s a perfect fit for the fed

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Giulia decided that her knees were just too darn healthy

Look, i can attest that having absolutely hosed knees comes with such bonuses as

-crunchy party time sounds from inside a closed joint
-improved quality of life(negatively)
-fun party tricks like “dancing for more than a few minutes hurts”
-cool dad noises when you go to stand up

She is definitely making the right call

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Giulia vs Jade Cargill is a dream match

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Eat My Fuc posted:

Seems pretty good for the only women’s division in America worth watching to have a talented worker imo

Not really, because all the good wrestlers should be somewhere I watch

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

rotinaj posted:

Look, i can attest that having absolutely hosed knees comes with such bonuses as

-crunchy party time sounds from inside a closed joint
-improved quality of life(negatively)
-fun party tricks like “dancing for more than a few minutes hurts”
-cool dad noises when you go to stand up

She is definitely making the right call

My left knee would also like to confirm these findings

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Serperoth posted:

She's signing with TNA?

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Can't wait to see her in a trash bag while wrestling at Blood Money

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

quote:

- Seth Rollins promo

- New Day vs. Judgment Day

- Akira Tozawa vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

- Natalya vignette

- Drew McIntyre backstage

- IC Title video

- IC Title contender: Miz vs. Ricochet vs. Ivar vs. Bronson Reed

- SPOILER TAG MATCH

- Women's Title Contender Battle Royal

- MAJOR SPOILER MAIN EVENT


Backstage News

- Meta-Four vs. Indus Sher is scheduled for a match on the Main Event tapings

- Apollo Crews vs. Giovanni Vinci is scheduled for a match on the Main Event tapings

- Rod Zapata is set to referee the main event

- Tegan Nox is backstage, though she's not on the battle royal graphic

- Valhalla, Alpha Academy, Sami Zayn are all planned for the show.


SPOILERS

- SPOILER TAG MATCH: DIY vs. Creed Bothers

- The spoiler main event is listed as Sami Zayn vs. Seth Rollins in a World Heavyweight Title main event.

- The main event is set for three segments.

- Rhea Ripley and Zoey Stark have a segment set backstage

- IC Contender match is set for two segments, as is the women's battle royal

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Digital Jedi posted:

Akira Tozawa vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

Man, this would have been sick as hell 10 years ago.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

It’s funny how DIY is back to being a thing and it feels like absolutely nobody gives a poo poo after Gargano was ethered into a void so long

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

rotinaj posted:

Look, i can attest that having absolutely hosed knees comes with such bonuses as


-improved quality of life(negatively)


How does this work?

at the very least, that if done right, the wwe would give giulia such a big stage to showcase her talents.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

What happened after the rock's return? Did he have any matches?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Shard posted:

What happened after the rock's return? Did he have any matches?

He took Cody’s spot and beat Roman for the title and it was so funny…

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vivazomo
Nov 4, 2010

Digital Jedi posted:


- Women's Title Contender Battle Royal

3 hour show and the only match the women get is a random battle royal for a title shot, just another day in the Only Good Women's Division In America.

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