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big mean giraffe posted:Gotta be honest you sound like a terrible baker lol it tastes massively different Just remembered the guy in the bread thread that who put all his bread in the refrigerator and never ate it fresh at all.
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Yoko Ono is a genuinly cool person and great artist. She’s doing the 70s equivalent of sabotaging a lame dudebro duo doing a lame cover of Wonderwall.
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First: buy good fresh bread that has a reasonably solid crust (it doesn't have to be a crusty bread, just a bread that has a solid outer crust). If you're in America and don't have access to a bakery, believe it or not Lidl does a great job of this if you have one. Only slice the bread when you want to eat it and store it in a bread box because slicing the bread introduces more air into the loaf, which makes it not only mold faster but also go stale quicker. The bread box will keep it well. It'll mightt last a week and it will definitely stay fresh. It will probably mold by the end of the week so be sure to throw it out by day 5 or 6, otherwise you risk having to clean your entire bread box. This post brought to you by Bread Gang and the rest of Europe.
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Nov 11, 2023 22:55
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For those in North America without a bakery: 350g white multipurpose flour 150g whole wheat flour 7g salt Mix em together in a big bowl, then add to a divot in the middle: 10g honey 360g tap water 7g active dry yeast Mix it together so everything is wet. Leave it alone for half an hour to really soak in. Then knead for about 10-15min, cover, let proof until it's doubled in volume, probably a few hours depending on the temperature of your kitchen. Preheat your oven to 450, knead again to get the biggest bubbles out. Let it rise again after having formed into a circle, or put it in a greased or floured tin. Once it's risen a bit slash the top to let baking gas out, scissors are fine. Bake for 40min, let it rest on a wire rack for 30min afterward before slicing into it to give it time to set up. You can make several loaves at the same time and freeze an entire loaf in a bag, just thaw it at room temperature in the bag overnight before you need to use it. Keep in a bread box or an old bread bag, slicing only as needed jesus christ don't slice a whole loaf at once wtf Or just make the NYT no-knead bread it's easy.
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Nov 11, 2023 23:10
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LookieLoo posted:Freezer bread bro I refuse to believe that if you were given the option between bread that came out of the freezer and bread that came out of the oven that you would choose the freezer bread
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Nov 11, 2023 23:10
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, I used to be a baker and there is zero difference between bread that was frozen and bread that just came out of the oven. I don't want to work anymore.
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Nov 11, 2023 23:13
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My secret to keeping my bread from molding or drying out is that my family eats it all within like 2 days of making it lol. Imo bread is meant to be eaten fresh. I do like my bread box though, well worth it for when I make milk bread. You can also cover the part that you've sliced into with some tin foil if the rest is covered with a hard crust and it should keep the moisture in
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Nov 11, 2023 23:14
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Borscht posted:Just run that shizz under the tap and then pop it in the oven at 350 for like 5 mins and boom you got a fresh loaf.  BonHair posted:Just bake everyday. I am literally posting whilst preparing tomorrow's bread, just like yesterday I also woke and boke this morning
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Nov 11, 2023 23:22
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Borscht posted:Just run that shizz under the tap and then pop it in the oven at 350 for like 5 mins and boom you got a fresh loaf. this is actually legit!!! it works
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My dough was autolysing while I wrote that post.
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Tea Party Crasher posted:this is actually legit!!! it works that's actually surprising because it sounds like it would just make a mess. I still prefer to use my stale bread for french toast or crutons. if you slice it before the end and leave it out on the counter it'll dry out completely and shouldn't grow any mold and you can use it even weeks later
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Nov 11, 2023 23:33
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I just don’t eat bread Rice and noodles gang
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Nov 12, 2023 00:07
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Pfft french toast or croutons? Amateur poo poo. German bread dumplings, in semmelknodel or servietenknodel form are far superior.
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Bald Stalin posted:Pfft french toast or croutons? Amateur poo poo. German bread dumplings, in semmelknodel or servietenknodel form are far superior. be sure to put your cat outside when your on SA i think it walked on your keyboard there
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Nov 12, 2023 00:21
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reminds me of when I first opened a chemical fly trap and thought "ugh, this smells like poo poo. Oh, right."
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teen witch posted:She’s also a massive right winger, explain that always has been. her mom was a stage mom who literally harassed archie comics to get the show made but was also super christian. they turned down lots of movie offers and other shows because they were to lewd or w/e.
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Nov 12, 2023 00:51
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Can we bring back the rule that every post includes a funny picture pls
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Son of Rodney posted:Can we bring back the rule that every post includes a funny picture pls Easy for you to say, all you have to do is take a selfie.
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Nov 12, 2023 01:48
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axolotl farmer posted:Yoko Ono is a genuinly cool person and great artist. She’s doing the 70s equivalent of sabotaging a lame dudebro duo doing a lame cover of Wonderwall. Yoko Ono is a great artist and she gets a lot of unwarranted hate because she makes art to make people think, which people don't like, and she's a woman. But Chuck Berry was also a great artist, who made art to make people dance, and dancing is almost as important as thinking, so maybe she could have let them have that?
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Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:Yoko Ono is a great artist and she gets a lot of unwarranted hate because she makes art to make people think Yoko gets a lot of hate because the media ran with the narrative that she broke up The Beatles - most of that was bullshit though. She still butchered that jam session.
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Nov 12, 2023 03:05
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Chuck Berry made art so he could film himself pissing on women.
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Cartoon Man posted:Saturday night dance party! I fixed the missing audio https://i.imgur.com/c21gJtc.mp4
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Visiting the depression subreddit to see what's going on... oh man                This one's mean but I couldn't stop laughing so  Kheldarn posted:Postin a meme in the Breadfan thread  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg0ey3gUh9E vvv They're good too but I grew up with this cover and it's one of their better ones IMO. Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 06:07 on Nov 12, 2023 |
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Disappointingly not Budgie.
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axolotl farmer posted:Yoko Ono is a genuinly cool person and great artist. She’s doing the 70s equivalent of sabotaging a lame dudebro duo doing a lame cover of Wonderwall. looks like someone was out in the void too long and came back with edgy takes
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Nov 12, 2023 07:36
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SimonSays posted:For those in North America without a bakery: Don't tell Americans about grams, it frightens them.
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Uhhh we love the metric system when its insufflated
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Nov 12, 2023 08:01
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Hello yes I'd like to purchase 100x eighths Mr Baker of your finest white
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Philippe posted:Don't tell Americans about grams, it frightens them. The gently caress they do. I can do at least 1 a week.
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Philippe posted:Don't tell Americans about grams, it frightens them. Then why did they invent the instagram, smarty pants?
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Nov 12, 2023 08:22
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personally i measure everything in moles
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I used to bake all our bread fresh when I lived in Japan because the bread there was overly sweet and kinda gross but it was a pain in the rear end. Like it's super easy to do, it just takes ages with all the downtime and poo poo.       
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Cartoon Man posted:Saturday night dance party! Very similar to the Crispin Glover dance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEMynL5iVOA&t=27s
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Cartoon Man posted:Saturday night dance party! This is amazing, what's the context?
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90s dance party
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People on drugs in the 90s, or early 2000s its hard to tell sometimes
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