Arc Hammer posted:

Today I discovered there is a Tully lord named Elmo who has two sins named Kermit and Oscar.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Where's Big Bird at

nine-gear crow posted:

It'd just be the Dany Diarrhea Disaster chapter, except the more Strong Belwas shat, the more he punched people too.

Liquid Communism posted:

Look, just saying, Strong Belwas running around Westeros crapping himself and punching people would be a massive step up on the current plot.

Liquid Communism posted:

Look, just saying, Strong Belwas running around Westeros crapping himself and punching people would be a massive step up on the current plot.

some bust on that guy posted:

Winnie the Pooh Targaryen was written by the great Master_Jay.

nine-gear crow posted:

George RR Martin's A Song of Fists and Feces

Shoehead posted:

A bunch of the OG Game of Bones writers got perma'd for sex poo poo now, yeah?

Azure_Horizon posted:

Chapter 15

Sensa (complete)

She had been waiting for this moment for some time now, the moment when she would finally have sex with food and Jeffrey. They had toyed around with the idea, much and more, during his fastidious examinations of her Northern vagina the day before.

“I have always noticed that there is an arctic air that comes out from here, when I touch it like this,” Jeffrey said, rubbing a finger against her icicle-like clit, “and it makes me all the more curious as to why a dirty slut like you has such a frigid oval office.”

“All the Northern women are born with it, my Lord.” Sensa said, meekly, as her cheeks were flush with excitement.

He left her, then, just at the tip of orgasm, to resume his duties at court. She let out a moan as she finished herself off; she was so turned on that a little bit of urine eked out with her cum, moistening the sheets underneath her.

Today, though, Jeffrey was out on a hunt. Sensa wasn't sure if he'd come back from it undamaged, or what he would bring back in his triumph, but she knew that the bloodlust of killing small animals always gave Jeffrey a rock-hard cock. Sensa's handmaidens were in the room with her, and had filled the table full of luscious food. In the middle were two game hens, freshly glazed with lemon and topped with chives and parsley; it made Sensa's mouth water, as well as her vagina.

I hope I can feel that inside me tonight, she thought to herself.

Various fruits surrounded the hens; mangoes and pears, apples freshly caramelized and dripping their juices down along the bottom of the bowl. Along both ends of the table were lamprey pies, warm and sizzling, steam still billowing up from them. Sensa stood over one and let the steam caress her supple breasts; it reminded her of Sendor's breath upon them as he penetrated her.
“My Lady, we must prepare you for Jeffrey's arrival.” One of her women said. They began to move the plates around to form a space for Sensa on the table, just big enough for her to be able to lay down in an erotic position upon his arrival. Sensa began to undress, one piece of her attire at a time, until she was fully naked. The table was less comfortable than she imagined it would be, and she ended up getting a small splinter near her rear end in a top hat that she figured would come out if Jeffrey entered her there.
The handmaidens began to place some of the caramelized fruit upon her in certain locations; one between her breasts, the caramel dripping downward. Another was placed upon her vagina, the caramel seeping in. Sensa reached down and began to use some of it as lube as she shoved two fingers into her snatch, feeling as her vagina became sticky and sweet, yet still cold to the touch. Small sugary pastries and candies were placed along her arms, something treacly for Jeffrey when he wanted to explore.

I hope Jeffrey likes this, because I want this just as bad as him.

Lastly, her handmaidens placed strings of fettucine alfredo upon her face, to remind Jeffrey to give Sensa a gooey facial, because all Northern women deserved that from their Southron lords. Sensa did not like this particular act, but in the heat of the moment she knew that she would not mind. She noticed a small lemoncake was situated at the far end of the table near her feet.

I know what he plans on doing with that, she thought.

“You look delicious.” A voice said, from afar.

“My Lord... you are back so soon! Please... come here!”

Jeffrey stepped out of the shadows, something large and bloody in his hand.

“I bring some auroch for our fun.” He said, a slightly malicious sneer on his face.

Sensa looked upon her lover, noticing the blood that drenched his clothes, which he soon removed. The blood had seeped through and stained his chiseled abs, some of it dried upon his golden pubic hair. He dragged the auroch (which was little more than a baby) to just in front of the table, then pulled out a small knife and began to carve some of it. He was not very good at this, like his grandfather was, so he made a total mess of the corpse, guts spilling everywhere and spoiling. Jeffrey then reached down and pulled a chunk out, raw and bloody. He raised it above Sensa's face and began to squeeze it like a sponge, watching as blood rained down upon her face.

“Open your mouth!” Jeffrey ordered.

She did as was bid, and found herself loving the taste, as much as she could drink through the strands of fettucine. Jeffrey then climbed upon the table, mounting her missionary. He hesitated, however, and because he'd spent so much time hunting, a low growl echoed out from his stomach.

My lion is hungry, Sensa thought, a smile crossing her face.

He began to nibble at some of the treats decorating her arms, before ripping off one of the wings of a nearby game hen to rub over her stomach. Occasionally, he would tear into the meat with his teeth, his hunger causing strings of drool to fly off of his mouth and land upon her breasts. As he finished the meat, he placed the bone carefully along her side.
“I'll be using that later.” Jeffrey said, before leaning down and kissing Sensa, nuzzling some of the fettucine off of her face. She moaned during the kiss, her vagina becoming increasingly moist and caramelized. Jeffrey's hands slid down her frame, sensually grasping at her breasts and pulling at her nipples, tweaking each one roughly as he started to plant butterfly kisses along the left side of her neck. Sensa continued to lay still as his ministrations continued southward.
He suckled on each of her nipples, biting playfully as she moaned, then biting harder when he wanted to hear small gasps of pain. He was, after all, a lion. Jeffrey licked the combination of drool and hen grease off of her boobs and her stomach, some of which had pooled into her belly button which he licked out like a fat neckbeard eating pie.

“Oh, nuncle!” Sensa cried out. Jeffrey paused, arched an eyebrow, and then continued to eat out her button.

Jeffrey continued to travel down towards her Northern swamp as he stroked his turgid cock, small amounts of prejaculate landing upon the table, right on top of the lemoncakes. Sensa knew that her vagina was like an ice wraith's, frigid and cold. Luckily, there wasn't any snow. He pawed at the table next to her for the bone and found it, wrapping his hand around it. Then, in one swift movement, he pushed the small bone into her vagina. Sensa felt no pain, because the bone was not sharp, instead smooth at the ends, but the feel of it was very different. She cried out in a mixture of pain and pleasure as he began to gently caress her with the hen bone. After a time, She knew that she was speaking too much as Jeffrey paused, briefly, keeping the bone inside her oval office, and pulled out one of the auroch's organs – he didn't particularly care which – and shoved part of it into her mouth, sufficiently gagging her.
As he continued to gently caress her with the makeshift toy, she began to wonder to herself: This must be his game of bones. You win or you get hosed.
Sensa soon found herself on the brink of cumming when he withdrew the bone from her twat.

“I think you deserve a treat for taking that punishment, my lady.” Jeffrey said, smiling.

Reaching down for the lemoncake, he lifted it up towards her vagina. He grabbed a handful of it and then shoved it into her. Sensa knew that Jeffrey was a big fan of lemoncakes, so she knew that it would be involved in their play. He then threw the lemoncake against the wall, ignoring the handmaidens who ran over to eat what they could of it from the floor and the wall, the sugar coating their mouths and necks as they moaned at the taste.
He knew that he wanted to bring his lady just to the point of orgasm, but not quite, as he started to lap at her ice-cold oval office. She writhed underneath the flicks of his tongue at her clit. After just a few minutes, Sensa found herself right at the edge again, close to spraying Jeffrey in the face with her love juice, but he stopped.

“Not just yet, Sensa. I have something big and hard for you.”

He removed the gag from her mouth, placed his cock firmly at her hole, and thrust forward, the caramel and lemoncake providing lube for him as he began to ravage and pound her tight young pussy. She yelled out his name, panting and sweating as she came just as he pushed into the hilt, his balls resting against her taint.
“Yes, my Lord, harder! Harder!” She cried out as he pushed deeper, probing new depths of her oval office than ever before. Winter was coming, and it was going to come hard. Jeffrey had worked himself up to a point that he couldn't back down from, his own orgasm not far away. Before he came, Sensa began to ponder something that was niggling at the back of her mind: Is my dad okay? What are Jeffrey and his family going to do to him? She scrunched her nose at the thought, feeling disgusted that she would be thinking about her father while getting hosed.
Not more than a minute passed before she felt Jeffrey's hot lion cum soaking her cold, wolf vagina, his fire spreading deep into her. Immediately after, Jeffrey dismounted and started to leave the room.

“My Lord, what about... ?”

“I need little and less than your oval office. I must needs go clean up.”

Mr. Nemo posted:

gently caress you.

...is there more?


Just kidding, I thikn i was lurking when the original chapter assignment happened, messed up times.

Shoehead posted:

I think my Clash Of Kinks chapter is still sitting in my Dropbox. I didn't wanna be weird about sex stuff in an Arya chapter so I chose to describe a lavish, ridiculously large buffet instead..

some bust on that guy posted:

But before Azure_Horizon was permabanned for rape, he was a legendary Bad Thread contributor

Knuc U Kinte posted:

drat…really surprised that this pedophile fanfic writer turned out to be a rapist. Sucks. We lost one of the good ones.

Shoehead posted:

I think my Clash Of Kinks chapter is still sitting in my Dropbox. I didn't wanna be weird about sex stuff in an Arya chapter so I chose to describe a lavish, ridiculously large buffet instead..

nine-gear crow posted:

Not just a rapist, but a guy who date raped his best friend thinking it would turn him gay and insta-gaslight him into loving him.

Shoehead posted:

I'm lucky in a way that for 17 years on this forum whenever someone got perma'd for something messed up it was some freak poster I'd never seen from some corner of the website, or more likely a mod. AH was someone who's posts I read all the drat time and finding out about what he did, it was both so horrible and required such a leap in logic. Like oh yeah we've all been chatting to a monster, cool.

nine-gear crow posted:

Not just a rapist, but a guy who date raped his best friend thinking it would turn him gay and insta-gaslight him into loving him.

nine-gear crow posted:

Azure_Horizon was also a fairly prominent Let's Player and is, to date, the only person to have their LPs involuntarily removed from the LP Archive because the admin was like "ew, gently caress that guy."

some bust on that guy posted:

But before Azure_Horizon was permabanned for rape, he was a legendary Bad Thread contributor

Evil Fluffy posted:

(Concerns about Game of Bones content)

Terrible Opinions posted:

A rapist's work need not include pedophilia, for someone to find porn made by the rapist gross.

Also just posting porn unprompted is weird behavior.

Fobby posted:

bad opinions about Suikoden 2

Arbite posted:

God's blood I hope you don't think I was defending the guy, gently caress that guy, I was just clarifying one specific and well trod point.

Terrible Opinions posted:

Just clarifying because you seemed to be arguing against something Evil Fluffy never said.

Evil Fluffy posted:

You really didn't need to repost a rapist's pedophilia "contributions". Especially unspoilered.

Barreft posted:

WHAT

Terrible Opinions posted:

A rapist's work need not include pedophilia, for someone to find porn made by the rapist gross.

Also just posting porn unprompted is weird behavior.

Kylaer posted:

Kylaer posted:

nine-gear crow posted:

WHY DOES HE MOCK US? WHAT DOES HE KNOW?!

Kylaer posted:

Terrible Opinions posted:

Also just posting porn unprompted is weird behavior.

Terrible Opinions posted:

A rapist's work need not include pedophilia, for someone to find porn made by the rapist gross.

Also just posting porn unprompted is weird behavior.