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I'm posting this thread early so that on Xmas eve you can refer to this thread and buy something from your local gas station for your loved one(s).
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:23 |
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I want a pterodactyl for christmas.
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A 12 pack of their 7th favorite beverage.
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$10 of scratch offs
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The hot dog and or taquito that has been on the roller for 57 hours
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Action figures from the toy section in Walgreens. Hint: It will all be figures from failed DC movies
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Money
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Bonzo posted:Action figures from the toy section in Walgreens. Hint: It will all be figures from failed DC movies
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Lie about your name at the layaway counter until you find a great gift at a great price. Use the excuse that you “forgot your license” or “just moved here and don’t have a new ID yet” or “have a head injury”
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Circle K gift card and 3 nips of Peppermint Schnapps
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A cheap toy from the dollar store
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Bonzo posted:$10 of scratch offs Got this poo poo one year. The trashiest gift from my most lowbrow relatives.
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Glass rose and a brillo pad.
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redshirt posted:Circle K gift card and 3 nips of Peppermint Schnapps ![]()
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Ozempic prescription
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Dance lessons. By you.
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A hastily grabbed stuffed teddy bear from the clearance bin at the gas station that is holding a heart that says I love you bear-y much X-mas 2022
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one (1) gallon of wiper fluid
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one obedient slave
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Two obedient slaves, although one might have seen daylight. No refunds
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Plastic bottle of Jim Beam, nudie mag, and slim Jims. Your nephew will love it.
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Cocaine OP.
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cool looking pinecone
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8th of weed
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A 120-year-old portrait of a stranger from Goodwill with "Great-great-Grandpa" taped on the bottom. It's as meaningful a gift as your bullshitting skills can manage.
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a magma man from the center of the earth (jewelsnv urn)
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A frank summary of everyone’s faults
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a christmas megathread
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The Management posted:A frank summary of everyone’s faults Bad idea, that's a Festivus gift.
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An assortment of headlights, exhaust parts, and hubcaps, freshly-pilfered
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Check your loads. Three obedient slaves
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If youre not happy with the first 2, we'll send you another. FREE!
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The porn parody of their favourite movie on DVD that you have a few hundred copies of after a bad investment.
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Gun
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Bonzo posted:Action figures from the toy section in Walgreens. Hint: It will all be figures from failed DC movies Turboman
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Divorce papers
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Pot brownies, cowboy candy, and 4 bags of chips in a gift bag, steam gift card too
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Bonzo posted:The hot dog and or taquito that has been on the roller for 57 hours Woah slow your roll (like the grill) everyone knows that hot dogs are like wine, better with age.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:23 |
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Coupon for a free tuggin
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