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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


kazil posted:

lol still can't screenshot

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Profanity
Aug 26, 2005
Grimey Drawer

kazil posted:


lol still can't screenshot


Shown in no way whatsoever at the Cybertruck launch: a baseball moving at 70mph

sinc
Jul 6, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

I never really heard him talk before but listened to Knowledge Fight and they played the twitter spaces call with Alex jones and musk is just a stammering void of charisma

I listened to the same thing and had the exact same feeling. Just absolutely tedious to listen. I kind of ended up wondering though if he might have some legit medical speech impediment and whether it’s even appropriate to make fun of it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I thought Elon hated Bill Gates for being one of (((them))), why is he using Microsoft products

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Not only is Musk the CEO of 4 companies, but he also writes all the marketing material by himself for every product.

"Cybertruck, Tell it to Earth"

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME

That's not a scolding, you moron.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

says a lot about him and his fragility that he considers that scolding

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan

steinrokkan posted:

I thought Elon hated Bill Gates for being one of (((them))), why is he using Microsoft products

He's not smart enough to get Diablo 4 running on Linux.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Comments are an absolute cess pit of knuckle dragging idiots.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
my autocorrect just scolded me for not spelling it "duck", it's gone woke

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

sinc posted:

I listened to the same thing and had the exact same feeling. Just absolutely tedious to listen. I kind of ended up wondering though if he might have some legit medical speech impediment and whether it’s even appropriate to make fun of it.

Nothing is off-limits wrt Musk imo.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Steadiman posted:

says a lot about him and his fragility that he considers that scolding

As a combination of being obscenely wealthy and a white man, he's completely unfamiliar with being corrected. That makes any attempt to suggest an alternative way of doing things a "scold" to him.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


kazil posted:

lol still can't screenshot


Aargh, this is the MOST boomer poo poo

He's complaining about being "scolded" and censored by a FEATURE THAT YOU CAN TURN OFF

Scientastic fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Dec 15, 2023

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

kazil posted:

Bro, Disney isn't going to come back


"...therefore Disney shouldn't mind having their ads next to all the nazi posts on my site" is I guess a take

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Pressing 1 for English is WOKE :mad:

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013


heh

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I mean this is a person who thinks companies that are declining to spend millions of dollars buying ad space on his shitplatform are doing "cancel culture" and that the appropriate way to respond to this is to tell them "go gently caress yourself"

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Everyone should be using Greenshot! Way better than Snipping Tool.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I use Snagit so it imports it into an editor I can instantly put a bunch of red text on to make it illegible. And then I take a phone picture of the editor.

karthun
Nov 16, 2006

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Scientastic posted:

Aargh, this is the MOST boomer poo poo

He's complaining about being "scolded" and censored by a FEATURE THAT YOU CAN TURN OFF

Probably domain specific settings prevent you from turning it off. At work our Office tools are locked to our company's style guidelines. It's actually really nice.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

ShareX is also pretty neat.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Good job Microsoft for “no suggestions available”, just A+ commitment

Nuts? Loony? WACKO????!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Good on MS for telling people not to use the word insane to describe features

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

karthun posted:

Probably domain specific settings prevent you from turning it off. At work our Office tools are locked to our company's style guidelines. It's actually really nice.

Take my double space after a period from my cold dead hands

I don't care if it doesn't render

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

WhyteRyce posted:

Good on MS for telling people not to use the word insane to describe features

stop scolding Elon

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
The woke mind virus has gone too far. Now it wants us to use metric!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Elon you should ban all metric measurements and conversions between metric and imperial at SpaceX to prevent your rockets from going woke

VegasGoat
Nov 9, 2011

kazil posted:

lol still can't screenshot


Huh he’s actually doing “work”. Seems to be a list of lies about the CYBERTRRKK we’ll probably be seeing in the coming weeks. Sales must be going great that he’s been forced to do work like this.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
What sales? They're still figuring out how to scale airbending.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

VegasGoat posted:

Huh he’s actually doing “work”. Seems to be a list of lies about the CYBERTRRKK we’ll probably be seeing in the coming weeks. Sales must be going great that he’s been forced to do work like this.

all of that info is poo poo he's been saying for a while now

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I thought it could tow infinite elephants

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Vintersorg posted:

Everyone should be using Greenshot! Way better than Snipping Tool.

And it installs without administrator privileges for us working with corporate laptops.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

sorry elon, just like grok, clippy has gone woke

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

The woke mind virus has gone too far. Now it wants us to use metric!



What is even his problem with this one, this just seems like a useful writing tip. I guess it's woke to have more people understand the point you're making.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

explosivo posted:

What is even his problem with this one, this just seems like a useful writing tip. I guess it's woke to have more people understand the point you're making.

The problem is it isn’t in the proper units, elon demanded sub-10 micron accuracy

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Americans will understand. The rest of the world can get a calculator and convert to their woketric system, or their elephant system or whatever these people use, or they can go gently caress themselves

edit:



basically this

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:laffo:

Creating great comedy, but only by accident :911:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Calling it the Moon is against American values of having special stupid names for everything, real Americans call Sun's Stepbrother or Warlock's Sun

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Get use to it

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Tai
Mar 8, 2006
We sent up men into unknown radiation. gently caress yeah America! Don't tread on me.

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