The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:07

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 06:37

Wintermutant: Oct 2, 2009; Dinosaur Gum

I feel like I'm about to regret this but idgi

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:20

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Wintermutant posted:

I feel like I'm about to regret this but idgi

Many people online want to gently caress a Vaporeon

(feel free to screenshot this post so it counts as a cursed image)

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

PainterofCrap posted:

The owner initially scared them off by hanging a 'dead vulture carcass' (not a real one, obviously, but a decoy; it looked very real, like it had been hanging for a couple weeks) but they eventually cottoned on to it being a sculpture & came back. Not that he wanted to, but you can't just kill them; he contacted the state, who confirmed that - but also offered no advice or service to move them along, either.

lmao.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:27

Wintermutant: Oct 2, 2009; Dinosaur Gum

Captain Hygiene posted:

Many people online want to gently caress a Vaporeon

(feel free to screenshot this post so it counts as a cursed image)

Not sure why I expected anything else tbh

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:30

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

redshirt posted:

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:54

Bar Ran Dun: Jan 22, 2006

Vultures will also do that to boats in the south. They eat the cushions and leave their dead meat shits on the boats.

In some places otherwise illegal fireworks are allowed to be used tochase them off. This only works temporarily. But is an excuse old men use to set up lawn chairs, drink, and shoot fireworks at vultures while occasionally setting a boat on fire.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 20:58

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

One of the most unnerving moments of my life was walking past a big group of vultures while they were feeding on something in the middle of a road. They all stopped to watch me as I sloooowly maneuvered past them. They're huge up close and having a couple dozen staring you down is...

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:09

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

One of my most surreal driving moments was driving to Uluru, and it's this one road for many miles, with a warning at the beginning: NO SERVICES

The FM dial was all static, no stations....

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:12

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Wintermutant posted:

I feel like I'm about to regret this but idgi

Click if you dare
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1855613-vaporeon

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

By popular demand posted:

I'm wondering if they misspelled 'gum' or intended to tell us it's cumin based, cumin being commonly used in folk medicine.

"cum" is also a word that means "and" because english is great

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Desert Bus posted:

One of the most unnerving moments of my life was walking past a big group of vultures while they were feeding on something in the middle of a road. They all stopped to watch me as I sloooowly maneuvered past them. They're huge up close and having a couple dozen staring you down is...

Saw the shadow of one fly by one day because we had a dead possum in our yard. Thought of pterodactyls.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:32

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

sound on

https://i.imgur.com/IfjOkYM.mp4

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:44

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

blessed

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:45

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Same, cat, same.

# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:47

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Catastrophe posted:

stolen from Reddit (I'M SORRY!) but someone mentioned they saw this near a house they're currently moving into. Vultures. Now, is it a bad thing when you notice a swarm of scavenging birds of prey who feast on death gathering around a neighbor's door?

better than the house terrorized by california condors, a protected endangered species so the homeowners couldn't do anything about it

# ? Dec 21, 2023 00:04

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

Catastrophe posted:

Grandma is dead.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 00:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

♫grandma got carried off by some buzzards♪

# ? Dec 21, 2023 00:50

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

i could defeat 3 vultures before becoming overwhelmed and eaten

# ? Dec 21, 2023 00:52

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Scratch Monkey posted:

sound on

https://i.imgur.com/IfjOkYM.mp4

Kitty is absolutely about to smack her in the face.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:02

Vladimir Poutine: Aug 13, 2012

That relaxed, slow-blinking cat is not actually angry lol

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:22

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

While y'all align with the cat, I'm rooting for the kid.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:26

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Vladimir Poutine posted:

That relaxed, slow-blinking cat is not actually angry lol

Famous last words.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:26

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

Vladimir Poutine posted:

That relaxed, slow-blinking cat is not actually angry lol

I've said it before and I'll say it again: most cat vids on the internet are cursed. They're either "Look at this traumatized cat in distress isn't it adorable??" or "Look at this extremely chill complacent cat, look how mad it is!"

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:27

Noir89: Oct 9, 2012; I made a dumdum

The real curse is how bad people are at reading cats body language and deciding to apply human logic to it instead lol.

Slow blinking, tail at rest curled up next to it, that is just a happy cat.

The ears are probably due to it being a Scottish Fold cat, that have been bred to have ears shaped like that.

edit: beaten by a bunch of people but yeah, above post explained it better. Alot of "funny" cat videos are literally stressed out cats being abused for funny videos.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:30

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

redshirt posted:

While y'all align with the cat, I'm rooting for the kid.

While I'd like the fun lovin kids to come out okay, lets be real here, that's just not how these stories end.

R.I.P fun lovin kid. just one more poor soul takin before their time by the top of the food chain, the tabby house cat.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:31

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Tech Noir 84

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:31

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Noir89 posted:

The real curse is how bad people are at reading cats body language and deciding to apply human logic to it instead lol.

Those cat body language guides were all written by cats, so they could take us off guard!

You gotta respect the crafty buggers.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:33

Noir89: Oct 9, 2012; I made a dumdum

It's more that I have had cats around me since the day I was born including my own puffball currently sleeping on the couch that have been with me for 21 years now, literally my entire adult life :v:

You kinda pick up a few things about what mood they are in then.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:35

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

dr_rat posted:

Those cat body language guides were all written by cats, so they could take us off guard!

You gotta respect the crafty buggers.

I got my body language book transcribed by 80's Cats and then told the Grateful Dead Cats and they went to Chile and there they passed on this ancient knowledge.

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cat mad, so what

# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:37