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apparently it's a lovely place with great views and some nice fishing spots
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 02:05 |
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nantucket: at least it's not martha's vineyard |
# ? Dec 20, 2023 02:29 |
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went to look up who holds the Nantucket High School record in the men's 110m hurdles, and it's weird, none of them have ever finished it. |
# ? Dec 20, 2023 06:50 |
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"It's a yacht", he declared, "you fuckwit!" "it's 40 foot long!" And he isn't wrong But it's a sub since I sank it, so suck it! |
# ? Dec 20, 2023 07:31 |
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Who's brow game was fire, he could pluck it. His contouring fine, His wigs were divine, If only he'd learn how to tuck it. |
# ? Dec 20, 2023 21:14 |
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Who brought his fair lady a bouquet She let out a bleat And proceeded to eat... ...Well how do you pronounce Nantucket? |
# ? Dec 20, 2023 21:22 |
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Naantucket |
# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:41 |
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I'm p sure there was a man from Nantucket more than once |
# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:44 |
i think there's been several men from theyr
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 22:59 |
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But were there no men to Nantucket? The men went away, But the women did stay. They say there's good clams down Nantucket. |
# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:02 |
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watho posted:i think there's been several men from theyr Have we confirmed that they're actually different men |
# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:24 |
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sir, another man has appeared in nantucket
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# ? Dec 20, 2023 23:37 |
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mantucket
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 01:54 |
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this dude from nantucket long rear end peter, mang saw this pig from laos fuckin balls the size a fuckin minivan
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 04:03 |
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there once was a man from nan gently caress it who had a peculiar gently caress it he sat down on his gently caress it and fell down on the gently caress it and now he has reason to gently caress it
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 05:53 |
cute anime girl posted:sir, another man has appeared in nantucket
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# ? Dec 21, 2023 08:09 |
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*checking the population on the welcome to Nantucket sign* …and just one guy?
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 00:11 |
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What if limericks rhymed the first word of each line: There once was a man from Nantucket. Hair trimming was his natural talent. Day in and day out, Paid to trim bangs and locks, Bare skulls were his secret objective. |
# ? Dec 22, 2023 15:18 |
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Welcome to Hantucket. |
# ? Dec 22, 2023 15:21 |
being the one man from nantucket is a lifetime appointment like the supreme justice or the pope and is as, if not more important
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 15:25 |
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Prisoner: (struggling against restraints) Tell me, please, what have I done wrong? Officer: Riflemen, attention. Prisoner: I didn't think it'd go over so strong! Officer: Load powder. Prisoner: If I'd known beforehand-- Officer: Raise fusillades. Prisoner: That Nantucket had banned-- Officer: Take aim. Prisoner: --limericks, I would have withdra-- Officer: Fire!
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 18:23 |
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harem anime about the only guy in nantucket, and he's oblivious to the anime girls all over him bc he's too busy sucking his own dick
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 23:05 |
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Today we are all from Nantucket. |
# ? Dec 22, 2023 23:12 |
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there once was a man from Nantucket that’s it
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# ? Dec 22, 2023 23:54 |
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anthropologists have determined that a man originated in Nantucket. Just the one man evolved there independently. Kinda weird if you think about it. |
# ? Dec 23, 2023 00:01 |
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there once was a man from Nantucket, shame on you there twice was a man from Nantucket, shame on me
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 00:06 |
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The man from Nantucket growls warningly, bares his teeth, and shits into his own hand as another man approaches |
# ? Dec 23, 2023 02:53 |
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nantuckey
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 02:58 |
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nantucked to bed
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 03:43 |
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nantucker carlson rae jepSin gold edition
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 04:20 |
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there’s plenty of women in Nantucket who hide from the man in a bucket tho he can’t see em they still tend to greet him with a D-generation-X classic “suck it”
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# ? Dec 23, 2023 16:33 |
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The Lion, the Witch, and the 'Tucket |
# ? Dec 23, 2023 16:39 |
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ashamed to tell people my hometown is named schpikrobenis |
# ? Dec 24, 2023 20:20 |
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responding to DMs on the dating app that yes, I'm from nantucket but I'm one of the ones who went out to sea in a bucket and then they ghost me |
# ? Dec 24, 2023 20:23 |
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"Someday I'm gonna get out of this one man town." -- a horse |
# ? Dec 28, 2023 02:18 |
google THIS posted:"Someday I'm gonna get out of this one man town." -- a horse you see i've been to nantucket on a horse with no name
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# ? Dec 28, 2023 09:12 |
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cute anime girl posted:sir, another man has appeared in nantucket |
# ? Dec 28, 2023 23:33 |
lol again
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# ? Dec 30, 2023 12:05 |
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cute anime girl posted:sir, another man has appeared in nantucket |
# ? Dec 31, 2023 22:25 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 13:28 |
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Yo, I'm from nantucket and I'm here to say, I fill my pockets with leaves and hay |
# ? Jan 4, 2024 07:44 |