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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

GI Jody was a pejorative for dudes who would try to end run the draft and be national guard or something and gently caress all the wives and girlfriends of the actual deployed troops

Dunno if that is the case here, but lol

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Jody is the guy who steals your wife while you are deployed

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Grey Cat posted:

You had me at dilf'n ain't easy and lost me at the rest.
Does this man think he looks stable and sane?

Also who calls cunnilingus sushi?
Is this specifically japanese women?

It sounds like something a teenager would say to try to make his friends think he'd had sex before

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

staberind posted:

So, by that logic, America deserves IUD's?
(yes)

terrorists with improvised uterine devices

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

slut life

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
at least DILF guy is upfront with who he is

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
backdoor jody strikes again

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av


UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Hell yes.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:



He knows what he likes

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Grey Cat posted:

Also who calls cunnilingus sushi?
Is this specifically japanese women?

Nobody, not even the doof who drives the Ford in the picture. It's him yelling to the world that he loves to eat pussy while also telling everyone he thinks all vaginas are fishy hence the sushi. Probably a real hit with women.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Kirk Vikernes posted:

Nobody, not even the doof who drives the Ford in the picture. It's him yelling to the world that he loves to eat pussy while also telling everyone he thinks all vaginas are fishy hence the sushi. Probably a real hit with women.

That's about what I figured, if he thinks they're all fishy then it says more about him than the one or two he's supposedly eaten.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
every vagina is a fish! Prove me wrong pee pee poo poo society!!

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


I love how the bumper is broken as if an incredibly fat man wearing a punisher hat tried to use it as a step

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Dec 22, 2023

DkHelmet
Jul 10, 2001

I pity the foal...


Lower Merion Fire Department. Huh, bitch boy's not too far from me.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I've seen that sushi bumper sticker on a car at planet fitness that also has anime stickers. a teenager (under 30) drives it

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

kntfkr posted:

a teenager (under 30)

lol

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Excuse me but nobody has EVER said DILFing was easy, does saying that DILFing ain't easy even need to be said??

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Just a bitch boy living his best slut life in suburban Philadelphia

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

rotinaj posted:

GI Jody was a pejorative for dudes who would try to end run the draft and be national guard or something and gently caress all the wives and girlfriends of the actual deployed troops

Dunno if that is the case here, but lol

loving lmao

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

rotinaj posted:

GI Jody was a pejorative for dudes who would try to end run the draft and be national guard or something and gently caress all the wives and girlfriends of the actual deployed troops

Dunno if that is the case here, but lol

This is 100% what that plate is about.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Here's a PSA

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
I mean.. He's not wrong.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

I feel like this guy is an info soldier, not an info warrior.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I am putting my money on “public utility worker tired of dealing with wipes”

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


lol what drives a man to spend the time and effort to put such a message on their car?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

redshirt posted:

lol what drives a man to spend the time and effort to put such a message on their car?

Born to Wipe

Forced to deal with other people's poo poo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

God bless are infotroops

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

redshirt posted:

lol what drives a man to spend the time and effort to put such a message on their car?

rotinaj posted:

I am putting my money on “public utility worker tired of dealing with wipes”

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


This is just useful information. I hope the other side is a tirade against wishcycling.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Not exactly on topic, but close enough

Spotted in Florida by my dad

Please ignore the dumb screenshot of a screenshot artifact, my dad barely knows how to Internet



Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Are they moving to Beverly Hills?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


that owns

born to wipe
life is a gently caress
don't flush em all
I am sewer man
410,757,864,530 FLUSHED WIPES

Buce fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Dec 28, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Buce posted:

born to wipe
life is a gently caress
don't flush em all
I am sewer man
410,757,864,530 FLUSHED WIPES

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Buce posted:

born to wipe
life is a gently caress
don't flush em all
I am sewer man
410,757,864,530 FLUSHED WIPES

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

maybeadracula posted:

Not exactly on topic, but close enough

Spotted in Florida by my dad

Please ignore the dumb screenshot of a screenshot artifact, my dad barely knows how to Internet





i saw other photos of this on a freeway, fuckin Florida

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I am sewer man!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

actually I am a sovshit. gently caress you

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

redshirt posted:

lol what drives a man to spend the time and effort to put such a message on their car?

You had to spend 10k+ on a septic tank repair, tried to sue flushable wipes companies and were told "lol no"

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Busters
Jan 24, 2014



This guy has been forced to battle a fatberg one too many times.

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