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JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Rituals Are Fun


"Wahhhhh why do we have to vote it's so stupid why don't we just have a king or dictator because my vote clearly doesn't matter wahhhhh"

Why doesn't Rall just move to Russia? He's already established to be infatuated with Putin.

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L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

“MY LITTLE PHONY- NIKKI HALEY”
Cartoon published 01/05/2023

Ron DeSantis continues to swirl around the poll drain. Therefore the GOP establishment has switched trojan horses in midstream.

The RINOs want Nikki Haley, who is doing her best to win over a very suspicious MAGA Republican base. They have good reason to be doubtful of Nikki’s MAGA credentials—she is the proverbial ‘Trojan Horse”—a MAGA phony.

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One only has to look at who is backing Haley and promoting her to the base. It’s the GOP establishment as well as the Democrats—or as we like to call them, the Uniparty that promotes the preservation of the Swamp while waging endless wars.

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The RINOs are trying to sneak in Haley, who supports a not-so-hidden cache of globalist agendas. Like other RINOs, Haley is in it for the cash, power, and the fame of being the first woman President. What does Haley really think of the MAGA-minded conservative middle class? Like other establishment politicians, not much. She is rolling out the same old old ‘compassionate conservative’ song and dance routine courtesy of Paul Ryan. Voters got tired of that schtick two Obamas ago.

Nikki may try to pass herself off as “MAGA” but the Republican base is saying,”neigh” to this trojan horse.

Haley is weak tea compared to President Trump and Haley will give us another term of George Bush if she is elected. America needs real leadership not another “Little Phoney.”

— The GrrrTeam

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I hate you can tell he drew that one handed

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also if he respected his audience enough to know the trojan horse from the obvious drawing then he should have gone with "my little phoney" as the graphic title, rather than repeating it endlessly in the attached rant.

Uninspired but also aware enough to know nobody will read his

SAVE 2024! - Donate to my Muskfundr because I got kicked off real apps!

rants that go along with each comic.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Car in the shape of former PM John Howard.

Leak, Son of Leak:

The ACT Human Rights Commission is arguing to allow teenagers access to voluntary assisted dying.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Skios posted:

Gary Varvel



https://twitter.com/dril/status/1613611545875054592?t=EeejDYQQzfty8j69LPsTUg&s=19

Tindalos
May 1, 2008

Trapezium Dave posted:

Leak, Son of Leak:

The ACT Human Rights Commission is arguing to allow teenagers access to voluntary assisted dying.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Kellies nomination: best edit/parody

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Clay Bennett




Marty Two Bulls




Lisa Benson




Jeff Stahler




Pedro X. Molina




Ann Telnaes




Matt Wuerker




Lee Judge




Mike Smith




Jimmy Margulies




Ed Gamble




David M. Hitch




Randall Enos




Dave Whamond




Jeff Koterba - Economic Reality vs. Perception




John Darkow




Dick Wright




Amjad Rasmi




Drew Sheneman




Adam Zyglis




Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)




David Horsey




Patrick Chappatte




Christopher Weyant

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

idonotlikepeas posted:

Patrick Chappatte



SOME GIZMO

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

idonotlikepeas posted:

Marty Two Bulls



It's early but

Kellies nomination: best overall

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


Kellies nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

Mallord Filmore's 2024 New Year's resolution:
I'm a sad, pathetic duck.
One that is constantly drunk.
Newspapers are dying
So editors are vying
To replace me with AI. I'm hosed.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Just checked out the Harvard thing, looks like conservatives decided to throw poo poo at a wall until something finally stuck. So good of these normally anti-education guys to come to the defense of the importance of intellectual honesty in lol no they're just happy a black woman's out of work

Five Year Plan
Feb 18, 2009

:allears: Incredible work from Payne as always.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

https://twitter.com/DaveWhamond/status/1743317122175082597?t=_G7Lj882cjmkiM_2hdGs-Q&s=19

https://twitter.com/EandPCartoons/status/1743331530704110073?t=8gZuh8A5QK4MLLsRrKRrng&s=19

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Payne obviously wrote this one handed.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

The Scary Door!

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




DalaranJ posted:

The Scary Door!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5oGJTUpbpA

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s ‘working assumption’ about the date of the election – As the country disappears under floodwaters, the Tory leader tries to stay afloat"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After NC Wyeth.

The i paper:


Times:

NHS England chiefs accused of undermining doctors’ strike action

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

JamesBont posted:

Is Mike Smith trying to be the Bizzaro world version of David M. Hitch?

I'm glad you brought this up because he does this all the goddamn time.

time for a compilation!!!

































Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Oh poo poo this sure is a-thing this dude likes to fall back on

Earth Day
Dec 11, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

Microplastics posted:

I'm glad you brought this up because he does this all the goddamn time.

The main difference is that Smith usually is doing a borderless strip - in most cases, you're intended to think it's the same character continuing their thought over time, rather than a bunch of identical clones creepily finishing each others' sentences. David M. Hitch has no such scruples.

It's still pretty lazy, of course.


Clay Bennett




Matt Wuerker




Lee Judge




Mike Smith




John Branch




Jimmy Margulies




David M. Hitch



Don't worry, David M. Hitch. The Biden impeachment is unlikely to go anywhere.


Carlos Latuff




Dave Whamond




Jeff Koterba




Monte Wolverton




Bob Englehart




Amjad Rasmi




Adam Zyglis




Walt Handelsman

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch



I agree, a portion of the country wants Biden imprisoned just so Trump gets elected.

Kellies Nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ0rK8uJ3sI

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

The most Prickly City-rear end Prickly City comic to ever exist

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


I've got bad news about the actual cost of living in Florida. And crime rates.

L. Ron DeSantis fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jan 7, 2024

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Microplastics posted:

I'm glad you brought this up because he does this all the goddamn time.

time for a compilation!!!

To his credit, the talking heads are always individually drawn and the toons have something like a coherent throughline and actual joke structures. It's a pretty conventional politoon format that's been around for a very long time-- I'm just more used to seeing it with panel dividers to clarify that sequence is occurring.

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

I've got bad news about the actual cost of living in Florida. And crime rates.

Yes, but they're not all scary gay brown people

JamesBont fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Jan 7, 2024

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Imprisoned for what, Hitch
Imprisoned for what

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Shinji2015 posted:

The most Prickly City-rear end Prickly City comic to ever exist

Imagine being so dumb that you think that constitutes clever wordplay.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch



Don't worry, David M. Hitch. The Biden impeachment is unlikely to go anywhere.
Let's roleplay their idea of a Democratic politician.

Boy oh boy I can't wait to go to work and get to work destroying America! Hey wait a minute... that's where all my stuff, power and money is located... oh well, I sure do looove loving myself and everyone I know! Sure is amazing half the politicians in this country love it as much as I do!

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

JamesBont posted:

Yes, but they're not all scary gay brown people

Ah yes, lily white Florida. Not a brown person in sight.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

The Islamic Shock posted:

Let's roleplay their idea of a Democratic politician.

Boy oh boy I can't wait to go to work and get to work destroying America! Hey wait a minute... that's where all my stuff, power and money is located... oh well, I sure do looove loving myself and everyone I know! Sure is amazing half the politicians in this country love it as much as I do!

'Destroy the country as we know it' has more meanings than literal destruction of everything, though. For example, ending slavery destroyed the kind of lifestyle that many Americans knew (and some preferred) until then.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Fourteen stinking years of Tory government – Rishi Sunak contemplates the end of the Conservatives’ reign"

Sunday Telegraph:

Supreme Court agrees to hear Trump appeal against Colorado ballot ban

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
Workshy January :latestfad:

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

https://twitter.com/PatChappatte/status/1743891874375430521?t=AXeJGfzMSH2Hh8QImOLWYQ&s=19

I can't get over Trump's lips in this one, getting real minstrel show vibes

Edit: Didn't want to double post
https://twitter.com/EandPCartoons/status/1743754313992675719?t=QkkqNp1fY0rF0CXqesHzFA&s=19

Another edit: This one counts as political
https://twitter.com/stephanpastis/status/1744063545380315370?t=wpw-kHkw9wKAvPglRt0kgg&s=19

the_steve fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Jan 7, 2024

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

The Islamic Shock posted:

Just checked out the Harvard thing, looks like conservatives decided to throw poo poo at a wall until something finally stuck. So good of these normally anti-education guys to come to the defense of the importance of intellectual honesty in lol no they're just happy a black woman's out of work

The funny part is the guy who went wrist-deep on this was bitching on Twitter that someone found out his wife was a massive plagiarist.

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