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NotJustANumber99's house
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 06:15 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:29 |
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Cats barf like dogs eat poo poo. Just a part of the experience.
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 10:00 |
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End to end tests
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 19:40 |
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Hotel Kpro posted:Working
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:26 |
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Working, but also not working
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:32 |
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XYZAB posted:I still remember it like yesterday though. My friend Ryan telling me "Did you hear the news? Kurt Cobain died!" To which I replied, "Who?" "Kurt Cobain! The lead singer from Nirvana!" Not a clue. We were 8 years old. Ryan was my grade 3 friend. He introduced me to the concept of "cum" by taking me upstairs to his bedroom where he had a Macintosh Plus that we could draw pictures on, and when we were done with that, he snuck into his dad's room and came back with a stack of nudie mags. Reminder, we are both 8 years old. He could do whatever he wanted at his house because both of his parents were severely physically and/or mentally handicapped, and were usually constrained to the lower portion of the house in their wheelchairs, from which vantage point his dad would scream "RYYYAAANN!!!" whenever he wanted Ryan to stop loving around, which Ryan was adept at. But because he knew he had free reign to do whatever he wanted, this meant he obviously knew where his dad's porno mags were. So, to ingratiate me as a new friend, he left the room we were in, grabbed a stack of Hustlers from the adjacent room, and after showing me what a centrefold was, he told me to reach into a small plastic tube with my index finger. It was slimey. I still remember the look on his face as he laughed at making me touch "cum," which I was completely clueless about. But to be completely honest, looking back on it and reminding myself that we were both 8, I'm fairly certain that he was either an idiot, or he was pulling my leg / trying to impress me, and that it was either water, sweat, or, most likely, piss. To make a long story short, we weren't friends for much longer after that. Being at his house was loving weird. And I use the term "house" loosely; it was low income housing. Think of a small neighbourhood consisting of a dozen quadplexes in a row. That's the only memory I have from 1994 that I can pin down to that year with absolute certainty.
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 22:07 |
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wet socks
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 22:54 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What are you all doing with your cats that the floors are constantly covered in vomit having cats
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 23:30 |
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Trying to get into your clothes after a shower.
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 23:38 |
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kntfkr posted:wet socks dry cocks
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 00:28 |
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Getting out of the shower and immediately having to take a big poo poo
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 01:14 |
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Being born post 9-11
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 02:44 |
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Eating old crap in your fridge and giving yourself the trots
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 03:00 |
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Being trampled to death in the mosh pit at an ed sheeran concert
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 18:24 |
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Smugworth posted:Eating old crap in your fridge and giving yourself the trots They call that "cspam is leaking"
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 18:42 |
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being a current posting superstar
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 18:44 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 20:06 |
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My penis
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 20:13 |
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Getting pressured to have sex by a video game character and then alt+tabbing and missing the hot action because your spouse walks in the room
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 20:41 |
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your dick is L shaped? probably see a doctor
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 20:41 |
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Icochet posted:Getting pressured to have sex by a video game character and then alt+tabbing and missing the hot action because your spouse walks in the room Complaining that you think the video game characters aren’t sexy enough to gently caress.
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 20:46 |
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Smugworth posted:End to end tests Building endless workarounds for end to end tests instead of making people actually maintain them.
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 21:09 |
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mailorder bees posted:your dick is L shaped? probably see a doctor To have sex with
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# ? Jan 6, 2024 23:50 |
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Mr.Acula posted:To have sex with Reported for horny
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 00:07 |
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herpes vtubers
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 00:43 |
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Kirk Vikernes posted:herpes One of those you can actually live reasonably comfortably with treatment The other should be tossed into a bonfire immediately
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 00:57 |
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Ordering food through delivery services
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# ? Jan 7, 2024 01:36 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Ordering food through delivery services I like all my meals to temp out between 65f and 75f, and I am willing to pay extravagantly for the privilege.
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:26 |
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Working in Finance
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 20:06 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:29 |
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Installing new grip tape right after getting out of the shower
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# ? Jan 8, 2024 20:15 |