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they're cheese and cream. cream is very much cheese adjacent.
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I’ll make ramen with kimchi and a slice of American cheese and I swear it works
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deep dish peat moss posted:Oh whoops I thought the kraft singles were the processed American slices type They're (more or less) all dairy, just not all cheese. The lowest end made with vegetable oil is the stuff you get when you can't afford Kraft singles.  It's related to how regardless of your feelings about Hershey's chocolate, when you can't spring for that you get the "chocolate flavored" stuff that replaces the cocoa butter with palm oil.  There's also "evaporated filled milk" which is concentrated skim milk with cheap vegetable oil added to replace the expensive butterfat. Popular dollar store item since dairy price hikes took the real thing out of range. 
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Lt. Cock posted:I’ll make ramen with kimchi and a slice of American cheese and I swear it works
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All of this is to say that almost all fats and edible oils are interchangeable. It changes the flavor and nutritional profile of food, but it doesn't really change what it is. Like at the end of the day milk is just water and fat with some protein and sugar in it
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Cosmik Debris posted:Like at the end of the day milk is just water and fat with some protein and sugar in it Much like all of us 
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Cosmik Debris posted:All of this is to say that almost all fats and edible oils are interchangeable. It changes the flavor and nutritional profile of food, but it doesn't really change what it is. Cheese of Theseus
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Cosmik Debris posted:All of this is to say that almost all fats and edible oils are interchangeable. It changes the flavor and nutritional profile of food, but it doesn't really change what it is. An excuse to post one of my favorite cooking substitutions! quote:Eggs and blood show similar protein compositions, particularly with the albumin that gives both their coagulant properties. Based on these similarities, a substitution ratio of 65g of blood for one egg (approx. 58g), or 43g of blood for one egg white (approx. 33g) can be used in the kitchen.
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My bloodnog never goes over well though. And it's a festive color and everything!
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alucinor posted:Budapest short-faced tumbler pigeon Awesome thank you
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Cosmik Debris posted:All of this is to say that almost all fats and edible oils are interchangeable. It changes the flavor and nutritional profile of food, but it doesn't really change what it is. I dare you to drink the olive oil milk It maybe lard milk
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:My bloodnog never goes over well though. And it's a festive color and everything! Klingons love bloodnog around Q’ristmas time.
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dammit and ive been using eggs this whole time when ive had a fresh supply of blood to use
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TotalLossBrain posted:What about dick cheese The private detective?
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When selling a fake cheese, maybe don't capitalize your product name like it's a chemical compound.
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Yeah just call it fake cheese, or is that not allowed?
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when you're in "legally considered edible food" territory the precise details maybe aren't going to matter so much. the best stuff is expensive poo poo like "keto bread" that's mostly sawdust
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That's uh... very considerate of you... my fellow human person
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Slugworth posted:When selling a fake cheese, maybe don't capitalize your product name like it's a chemical compound. Or like SpongeBob being sarcastic
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What's the matter, babe? You've hardly touched your imitation food slice.
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alucinor posted:Budapest short-faced tumbler pigeon 
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What have you done
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I can live with Budapest short-faced tumbler pig.
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alucinor posted:Budapest short-faced tumbler pigeon Omg those eye-to-skull-to-brain ratios
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This is why there’s such a thing as jury nullification.
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Phanatic posted:This is why there’s such a thing as jury nullification. 
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Phanatic posted:This is why there’s such a thing as jury nullification. She could have saved a lot of words by replying with, “I counted off points against you because I wanted to.” Professor’s in the wrong, I’d take that correspondence straight to the department dean.
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You submitted your last assignment one hour and 15 minutes before the deadline. I advised you to submit assignments at least an hour before the deadline, so this is a last minute submission and I'll be deducting points from you.
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Had a prof once who mandated assignments be handed to her personally before the start of lecture. However she would only show up 5 minutes before the lecture hour started, so even if you were early, you wouldn't necessarily get to the front of the line to hand it to her before the hour struck and your assignment was past due and wouldn't be accepted. This was to teach us "discipline". Yeah halfway through that course the Dean came by to speak to us about some "disagreements" between the prof and the university and then we had a different prof for that class lmao
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Every profession has at least some people with terminal copbrain who are compelled to exert what little authority they have to punish other people arbitrarily and as often as possible. There should really be a way to screen for that
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Kit Walker posted:Every profession has at least some people with terminal copbrain who are compelled to exert what little authority they have to punish other people arbitrarily and as often as possible. There should really be a way to screen for that That's what complaining to the manager is for.
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Got it on me to watch Doom House and I was reading the comments and this guy said apparently he talked with Lowtax back in the day and was invited to a goon meet, but when he showed up and Rich saw he was disabled, he abandoned him. Which led me to looking at the guys yt profile and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-YfBhzW-rs
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Kit Walker posted:Every profession has at least some people with terminal copbrain who are compelled to exert what little authority they have to punish other people arbitrarily and as often as possible. There should really be a way to screen for that There absolutely is. And the people doing the hiring loving LOVE "copbrain" people like that.
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Killer robot posted:They're (more or less) all dairy, just not all cheese. The lowest end made with vegetable oil is the stuff you get when you can't afford Kraft singles. AMERICAN FLAVOURED WE USE ONLY 1776 HERBS AND SPICES
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Slugworth posted:When selling a fake cheese, maybe don't capitalize your product name like it's a chemical compound. It's mocking you for your choices in life. sAnDwIcH sLiCeS 
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TrashMammal posted:
gently caress. i swear that's what i was thinking, lol good job
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Phanatic posted:This is why there’s such a thing as jury nullification. Reminds me of an “inspirational” quote I saw at work once by (I think?) Vince Lombardi to teach people better time management. quote:“If you’re fifteen minutes early, you’re already ten minutes late.” Hey, kiss my rear end and go suck a gently caress, Vince Lombardi. Some Boomer rear end time management.
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codo27 posted:Got it on me to watch Doom House and I was reading the comments and this guy said apparently he talked with Lowtax back in the day and was invited to a goon meet, but when he showed up and Rich saw he was disabled, he abandoned him. Which led me to looking at the guys yt profile and... my 8yo would love this video
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precious