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I'm calling STDH on the mustache reveal part with the "boss", who apparently only shows up to walk him to his car. e: shoot I owe you a snipe tax bc phoneposting post-apocalyptic erotica has a new favorite as of 18:08 on Jan 27, 2024 |
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I genuinely love it when people talk about the interview process like it's loving 1973
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Jan 27, 2024 18:20
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Data Graham posted:I genuinely love it when people talk about the interview process like it's loving 1973 Tell that to companies that still interview candidates like it's loving 1973. Especially tech companies.
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Jan 27, 2024 18:22
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Data Graham posted:I genuinely love it when people talk about the interview process like it's loving 1973 the interview process is still incredibly poo poo and very unfair to neurodivergent folk. show any sign of nervousness and you're out, sorry introverts
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Jan 27, 2024 18:32
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Relyssa posted:the interview process is still incredibly poo poo and very unfair to neurodivergent folk. show any sign of nervousness and you're out, sorry introverts We’re evaluating a service to do first-pass tech screening for us because we have a lot of people make it to using up interviewer/engineer time who can’t fog the proverbial mirror. They consider “looking away from the screen” or “repeating the question (maybe silently)” as possible cheating indicators. So I’m pretty sure we aren’t going with them.
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Jan 27, 2024 18:36
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Subjunctive posted:We’re evaluating a service to do first-pass tech screening for us because we have a lot of people make it to using up interviewer/engineer time who can’t fog the proverbial mirror. They consider “looking away from the screen” or “repeating the question (maybe silently)” as possible cheating indicators. that service would throw me out immediately, especially for that second action. i have a lot of trouble processing things and have to repeat them to myself or the person asking an embarrassing amount of the time.
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Jan 27, 2024 18:38
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Relyssa posted:that service would throw me out immediately, especially for that second action. i have a lot of trouble processing things and have to repeat them to myself or the person asking an embarrassing amount of the time. yeah, I have veto power here and this isn’t the only thing I don’t like about them. honestly it’s too leetcode anyway, we don’t want people to have to study for interviews with us because they don’t study for their jobs
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My last job interview was pretty much “Do you have a pulse and can you write code?” Luckily, I was qualified.
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Subjunctive posted:We’re evaluating a service to do first-pass tech screening for us because we have a lot of people make it to using up interviewer/engineer time who can’t fog the proverbial mirror. They consider “looking away from the screen” or “repeating the question (maybe silently)” as possible cheating indicators. Repeating anything spoken at you like you're Solid Snake is both a useful trick to build rapport by making it sound like you're listening attentively and is also a great way to buy yourself a few seconds to think of a response
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Jan 27, 2024 21:28
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Somehow I'm disappointed that it isn't Sonic.
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Jan 27, 2024 21:31
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Kit Walker posted:Repeating anything spoken at you like you're Solid Snake is both a useful trick to build rapport by making it sound like you're listening attentively and is also a great way to buy yourself a few seconds to think of a response also we explicitly let candidates use ChatGPT or copilot or Google or stack overflow or whatever, so who gives a poo poo if they’re looking up the answers
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Jan 27, 2024 22:40
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Subjunctive posted:also we explicitly let candidates use ChatGPT or copilot or Google or stack overflow or whatever, so who gives a poo poo if they’re looking up the answers they're gonna look up the answers on the job as well, using google to find stuff out is more of a skill than ever when the results are filled with garbage
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Jan 27, 2024 22:47
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Relyssa posted:they're gonna look up the answers on the job as well, using google to find stuff out is more of a skill than ever when the results are filled with garbage
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I'm HOT CUM
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Inceltown posted:I'm HOT CUM You're tepid at best
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Inceltown posted:I'm HOT CUM User name / post anti-combo
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of course, every time I go to McDonalds the HOT CUM machine is down
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kazil posted:of course, every time I go to McDonalds the HOT CUM machine is down you just gotta jiggle the handle a bit
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Inceltown posted:I'm HOT CUM You were a few decades ago
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freeedr posted:You were a few decades ago Now he's just cum
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Whooping Crabs posted:Now he's just cum Room temperature cum
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Inceltown posted:I'm HOT CUM Don't let Liz Phair get you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc
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Whooping Crabs posted:Now he's just cum Free-range domestic cum
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Milo and POTUS posted:You're tepid at best Ten seconds in the microwave will sort that.
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kazil posted:of course, every time I go to McDonalds the HOT CUM machine is down It's nice of you to visit your mother at her work, but you really shouldn't bother her when she's busy with a customer.
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FFT posted:I held an interview once where the interviewee said "I'd need to look that up to properly answer it" and I said something to the effect of "you can if you'd like" and they still weren't particularly close to a correct answer afterwards. They were not hired. We had an initiative last year to re-hire former "good" employees that left us for better jobs. We would call them, offer them more money, and ask if they want to come in for an interview. Problem is, we use HackerRank tests now. The amount of former employees that fail our extremely simple test (print prime numbers, do a left join) is incredible. We offer 3 questions in 75 minutes and you only have to get one right. I have to explain to HR that, yes, this person who worked here for 10 years wasn't qualified to work here as a software developer.
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https://i.imgur.com/B0eb6Ay.mp4 I like how each bird is like "ha! more seed for me!" each time one falls.
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I love the one that almost stays balanced until another bumps into him. What is the goal here?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I love the one that almost stays balanced until another bumps into him. Seed
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I love the one that almost stays balanced until another bumps into him. 
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Is that Alex Jones? What's the deal with the ducks?
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Kit Walker posted:Seed 
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credburn posted:Is that Alex Jones? What's the deal with the ducks? They're free.
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Some Pinko Commie posted:https://i.imgur.com/B0eb6Ay.mp4 Are those quail?
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Epic? Those avian boneheads fell into a cartoon trap. Fail Quail, more like it.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Epic? Those avian boneheads fell into a cartoon trap. Oh don't judge, I mean anyone amongst us who saw those tasty seeds and wouldn't of immediately fallen for it throw the first stone.
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The seeds over the hole trick the quail to fall in the hole The fox sees this and chases the quail The trapper goes in after the fox for the valuable fur The PETA protestor chases after the trapper with red paint Th
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