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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



ImpAtom posted:

Those poor innocent guns.

They seriously defend the rights of guns themselves more than people

Like an inanimate object has more rights than most humans to them.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


TulliusCicero posted:

They seriously defend the rights of guns themselves more than people

Like an inanimate object has more rights than most humans to them.

most humans aren’t people to them, hth

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Hollismason posted:

Supreme Court is going to take because their famously slow.

yeah, that's because they're mods.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Has she just not stopped whining all day?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




If Republicans wanted to win in 2024, they’d stuff MTG into a locker. Instead they’re letting her spout her bullshit front and center. :lol:

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Nessus posted:

Has she just not stopped whining all day?

day?

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1754960235369005170


jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

beginning to think Large Marge loving sucks and is a traitor, or at least a traitor sympathizer

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Imagine how powerful the republican party would be if they replaced their cartoons with politicians.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



Sounds like the guns need to get some GOP Viagra.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Someone should ask Greene if pipe bombs get up and walk around on their own.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

credburn posted:

Imagine how powerful the republican party would be if they replaced their cartoons with politicians.

Their base wouldn't vote for them if they were politicians instead of cartoons.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1754952335879761991

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005




Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.




The uhhhh child trafficker and the weird heiress-type sure are acting Not Very Owned.

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"
Marge probably discovered that she’s seen and talked about Hunter’s Hog more than Hunter has, so she has briefly pivoted to gun poo poo

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

This is straight up "He didn't beat me, I was asking for it, I won't press charges"

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

CommieGIR posted:

This is straight up "He didn't beat me, I was asking for it, I won't press charges"

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

My guy he absolutely was fine with killing you if it meant he might stay president. You cannot be this much of a toadie and not shapeshift into a literal toad

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

rotinaj posted:

There’s a line in there from Ethan about the time his mom looked under his bed for something, took the sheet off the jar with the bird’s head in it

Give them all the chair

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

its funny how loving broken the GOP is now. they have an easy win infront of them with the border bill but wont take it because it doesnt please trump and doesnt shoot people at the border. the border is probably their strongest issue going into the election but lol they are gonna hand the issue to the dems again. like i am not happy with the bill but its solid compromise on the border poo poo and probably the best we will do that would also be popular and do things. but lol GOP can't take a win.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Olanphonia posted:

My guy he absolutely was fine with killing you if it meant he might stay president. You cannot be this much of a toadie and not shapeshift into a literal toad

do you have no pattern recognition, that is exactly what matt gaetz is?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



also, border bill is dead in the Senate

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

NoiseAnnoys posted:

do you have no pattern recognition, that is exactly what matt gaetz is?

It's repeatedly astonishing

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Olanphonia posted:

My guy he absolutely was fine with killing you if it meant he might stay president. You cannot be this much of a toadie and not shapeshift into a literal toad

He can't BE Trump's penis AND suck Trump's penis at the same time, that's just silly

MoatsArt
Jan 7, 2021


it'll be funny when this fails to get the 2/3's vote that will actually be needed to remove disqualification

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?


Wowza that they're going for a battered spouse approach to appeasing the guy who very clearly wants to kill them. Most of them. All of them?

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
Gaetz was one of the fuckers that was seeking a preemptive pardon from Dnralted Turnip for his own actions on January 6th.

Hey Matt. What was the pardon for?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Hmmm so you’re saying that the people who would get up and shoot people shouldn’t have easy access to guns? Great!

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

LMAO he is now realizing how hosed he is.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
:yooge: OUR BIG BEAUTIFUL FOUNDERS

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

lol he's gonna stroke out before any appeal gets heard.

what do you think his blood pressure is like now?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Strange that it’s lasted so long without explicit presidential immunity. How strange and peculiar. Good job this guy finally figured out the problem.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


The prestige!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
LOL

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Since the president was originally just some guy who decided how high the tariffs should be or whatever, it seems like that's exactly what the fathers intended

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I'm pretty sure the founders of our nation specifically went out of their way to ensure the presidency wasn't a kingship

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

kazil posted:



also, border bill is dead in the Senate

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1754954690087780530

lol we are probably gonna pass what we originally wanted to pass because the GOP is broken and mcconnel wants to pass something.

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zone
Dec 6, 2016


George Washington would have cleaned your clock if he was put in the same room as you, rear end in a top hat

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