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Just make reverse jets that suck carbon out of the air. These are not difficult ideas to have!
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Feb 15, 2024 21:19
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put a ramscoop on the jets and collect the compressed air and throw the bottle in a mine
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Feb 15, 2024 22:01
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How many flights on a private jet do you have to take before you've emitted more carbon than the median human does in a lifetime? I bet it's not very many at all.
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Feb 15, 2024 22:34
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Private flights look bad but you also have to take the albedo increasing effect of contrails
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Feb 15, 2024 22:36
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ol qwerty bastard posted:How many flights on a private jet do you have to take before you've emitted more carbon than the median human does in a lifetime? I bet it's not very many at all. according to some random website, on average, a plane produces a little over 53 pounds of carbon dioxide (CO2) per mile. probably a little less for a private jet. let's assume 40 so that's... 225 miles lol e: updated JAY ZERO SUM GAME has issued a correction as of 22:46 on Feb 15, 2024 |
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Feb 15, 2024 22:42
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man that is a sobering view on opulence
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Feb 15, 2024 22:47
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treats until we all die
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Feb 15, 2024 22:50
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a private jet rental agency claims that the average private jet emits 10 lbs of CO2, so even with that number, you get 900 miles of private jet travel before you've exceeded the average CO2 production of a human being on earth in their entire lifetime average CO2 per person from here: https://www.statista.com/statistics/268753/co2-emissions-per-capita-worldwide-since-1990/ JAY ZERO SUM GAME has issued a correction as of 22:56 on Feb 15, 2024 |
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Feb 15, 2024 22:53
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:i think the average carbon emission of a human, worldwide, is about 4.5 tons I don't know if it's going to be easy to compare the two since each can vary a lot in size but it's probably a lot more than each person on the larger jet
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Feb 15, 2024 22:54
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:i think the average carbon emission of a human, worldwide, is about 4.5 tons well what if instead of planting trees as offsets we guarantee that X amount of people have been immiserated so that their lifestyle produces less carbon dioxide?
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Feb 15, 2024 22:54
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this insanity will stop some day, its just a matter of what stops it
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Feb 15, 2024 22:55
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unwantedplatypus posted:A bus emptyquote
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Feb 15, 2024 22:58
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starkebn posted:[biosphere collapse] treats until we all die
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Feb 15, 2024 23:02
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It's fine (until it's not)
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Feb 15, 2024 23:11
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:i think the average carbon emission of a human, worldwide, is about 4.5 tons That's per year though
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Feb 15, 2024 23:21
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starkebn posted:treats until we all die hell yes, I need stuff!
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Feb 15, 2024 23:29
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:Tony Tone thought is spreading I'm workshopping my anime villain monologue as we speak I'm not sure if I want to rhyme "Disgusting Humanity" with "Dead Manatees"
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Feb 15, 2024 23:50
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https://twitter.com/hausfath/status/1758191830406168885
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Feb 15, 2024 23:53
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I very much do not enjoy living through this part of the history books
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Feb 15, 2024 23:59
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SixteenShells posted:I very much do not enjoy living through this part of the history books better than what's coming next! 
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Feb 16, 2024 00:01
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excited to be leaving the "things aren't that bad yet" era and entering the "and so it begins" era.
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Feb 16, 2024 00:06
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Yeah honestly things aren't that bad, yet.
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Feb 16, 2024 00:06
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:better than what's coming next! Narrator: It wasn't history books.
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Feb 16, 2024 00:06
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In fact, things weren't even that bad yet!
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Feb 16, 2024 00:08
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Rectal Death Alert posted:I'm workshopping my anime villain monologue as we speak me writing & revising my 35,000-word anime villain speech only to run out of time bc the climate dies faster than I expected
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Feb 16, 2024 00:19
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Salt Fish posted:The bible? You mean chrono trigger. just wanna put the king on the next page
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Feb 16, 2024 00:25
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Biosphere collapse is you reading anime villain speeches on your tiny screen until it is you typing one up
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Feb 16, 2024 00:28
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kater posted:emptyquote “Public transportation over private transportation is an example of using less of a thing by sharing” “Ah, but have you considered this example of wasteful private transportation? I am very intelligent”
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Feb 16, 2024 00:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:Biosphere collapse is you reading anime villain speeches on your tiny screen until it is you typing one up
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Feb 16, 2024 00:30
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lol and, indeed, lmao. We’re so hosed
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Feb 16, 2024 00:31
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climate change is lavos. It can be defeated by a silent red-headed child with a sword and his autistic friends
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Feb 16, 2024 00:32
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Karach posted:climate change is lavos. It can be defeated by a silent red-headed child with a sword and his autistic friends I'm gato the robot that you beat up for 15 silver points.
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Feb 16, 2024 00:35
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err posted:this insanity will stop some day, its just a matter of what stops it Hopefully it gets stopped in the way they did it in ministry for the future
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Feb 16, 2024 00:35
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silicone thrills posted:Hopefully it gets stopped in the way they did it in ministry for the future Sexy skyship captains for all!
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Feb 16, 2024 00:38
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Was termination shock from banning sulfur-based cargo ship fuels on anybody’s bingo card?
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Feb 16, 2024 00:38
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Dog Case posted:I don't know if it's going to be easy to compare the two since each can vary a lot in size but it's probably a lot more than each person on the larger jet btw 737 max 7 - 172 people - 116 feet long - max takeoff weight 177000 lbs - max fuel burn (fuel lbs/nominal range) 10.4 pounds per mile - max fuel burn per person for a loaded jet 0.06 pounds per mile gulfstream V - one billionaire - 96 feet long - max takeoff weight 90000 lbs - max fuel burn (fuel lbs/nominal range) 7.5 pounds per mile - max fuel burn per person for a loaded jet 7.5 pounds per mile air travel's bad in general but the degree to which its worse for billionaires is literally 100. it's over one hundred times worse.
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Feb 16, 2024 00:52
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Karach posted:climate change is lavos. It can be defeated by a silent red-headed child with a sword and his autistic friends robo tending a desert for 400 years to make a world of green only to find medina discovered industrialization the future refused to change
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Feb 16, 2024 01:08
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sexy skyship captains for all! wrong book lol. new york 2142 was good tho
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Feb 16, 2024 01:17
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Colonel Cancer posted:Biosphere collapse is you reading anime villain speeches on your tiny screen until it is you typing one up
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Feb 16, 2024 01:31
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hubris.height posted:robo tending a desert for 400 years to make a world of green only to find medina discovered industrialization -posted from my enertron (@stillhungry)
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