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Sentient Data posted:I have been advised by my lawyer that despite what the Shaman has promised, I can NOT guarantee these capsules are haunted I actually like this idea and would offer both haunted and non-haunted dirt. My explanation would be that part of my yard is haunted but the other part is not so the customer has a choice.
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I'm sorry for derailing the thread but I've always loved the soil triangle and will take any excuse to post it. It's mesmerizing.
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Big Soil sycophant spotted
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Dick Bastardly posted:I'd be all 17th century gold-rush propector secretive about where exactly my yard is to upsell the implication that this dirt? Yeah, this is THE dirt and you can only get it through me for a simple single payment of ten dollars plus shipping straight to your door. Just imagine how special you'll feel when you receive a package of dirt from my yard. Since Pangea was formed? Yeah, that's how much history the dirt from my yard has witnessed. Countless dinosaur shits and pisses and possibly even significant historical events like a lumberjack having one of America's first Bigfoot sightings. My yard is in Michigan, but I might just lie and claim it's dirt from some other historically significant place like... I dunno the spot where a UFO landed or whatever. Still got some wrinkles to iron out before I'm ready to go to market. as always, scammers are way ahead of you on this https://snapklik.com/en-gb/product/...NRoCW2YQAvD_BwE https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/strikeitgolden?_trksid=p4429486.m3561.l2559
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I'm sorry for derailing the thread but I've always loved the soil triangle and will take any excuse to post it. It's mesmerizing. I’m still waiting for the Carmen Sandiego/Sandy Loam crossover series
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Figure out where your yard falls on the soil triangle, make sure you have that info 
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TotalLossBrain posted:Big Soil sycophant spotted Clay rules over all
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Clay rules over all for muddin' its second to none https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY5OQXTEKkU
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Dick Bastardly posted:I actually like this idea and would offer both haunted and non-haunted dirt. My explanation would be that part of my yard is haunted but the other part is not so the customer has a choice. You gotta have different tiers of dirt pills. Then you price them so you get the biggest margins on the dirt you convince everyone to get: -5g dirt -5g-free dirt -Ghost infused dirt -Exorcised dirt -Collodial Alkaline Silver treated dirt BEST VALUE
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I'm sorry for derailing the thread but I've always loved the soil triangle and will take any excuse to post it. It's mesmerizing. Want it to be more mesmerizing? Imagine it's a top-down view and loam is actually at the tip of the pyramid.
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Buttchocks posted:Want it to be more mesmerizing? Imagine it's a top-down view and loam is actually at the tip of the pyramid. No, clay is the Emperor of Soils
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Brawnfire posted:I actually would like to know this for certain about my yard, can I send off a sample somewhere? What was your Middle School science teacher even doing? You can do the test yourself. Take a sample, put it in a jar, fill it with water, shake the hell out of it. The different types of soil fall out of solution at different rates so if you leave it for a while you get distinct bands of sand, silt and clay. Google soil jar test and you'll find more detailed instructions.
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A lot of the old fucks will eagerly fall for scams mostly because they love the attention. Scammers will talk to them on the phone for hours while no one else wants to put up with them.
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capitalknockers posted:What was your Middle School science teacher even doing? You can do the test yourself. Take a sample, put it in a jar, fill it with water, shake the hell out of it. The different types of soil fall out of solution at different rates so if you leave it for a while you get distinct bands of sand, silt and clay. Google soil jar test and you'll find more detailed instructions. This is how you make mud
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post script: big lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moLeE20JYE8
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At the end he invites people to send in screenshots from Nextdoor. This thread already has quite a bit of material!
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This is exactly what I'd want to see on Next door instead of whatever they usually have
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those turtles look (((sketchy)))
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You can't trust turtles these days with their radical ninja moves, all living in the sewers and being cool but rude.
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Teenagers are eating pizza and playing with weapons underneath the streets of this otherwise safe neighborhood
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I really don't know why anyone ever falls for this why tf would a business/utillity/the IRS want payment in the form of Target gift cards after 20 posts saying 'scam scam definitely a scam, companites don't ask for gift cards, call them yourself and ask' 
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Nextdoor is how I found out I live within 1 mile of 2128 paranoid Nazi idiots. 
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finally a good ending on nextdoor
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Spinz posted:Nextdoor is how I found out I live within 1 mile of 128 paranoid Nazi idiots. I live in a Blue area of a Blue county in a Blue state, and the Nextdoor posters around me are still racist and chuddy as gently caress. Happy, well-adjusted people just don’t air every little grievance on the neighborhood message board.
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Spinz posted:Nextdoor is how I found out I live within 1 mile of 2128 paranoid Nazi idiots. I also live near a small rural Oregon town.
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you broke my grill posted:finally a good ending on nextdoor Lol @ "well executed". It's probably some really bored person in a tiny call center who's playing Candy Crush all day.
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They gotta act like it's some covert ops to protect their ego because they would've fallen for it. Best to just accept your stupidity like I have done
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best thing you can do to prevent getting scammed is to practice acceptance of the fact that you are a colossal dumbass and an easy mark
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I got a good  out of this, and I hope you do too:
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lmao that one is pretty wholesome
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Edmund Sparkler posted:I also live near a small rural Oregon town. I'm in a blue area of southern California !!!
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Doctor Butts posted:I got a good is that lakewood, ca? i didnt know anyone under 90 lived in lakewood
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Cactus Ghost posted:is that lakewood, ca? i didnt know anyone under 90 lived in lakewood Probably CO, near Denver.
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