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PringleCreamEgg posted:I no longer believe in a “real” redemption for Kizaru, just a deathbed “I wish I lived more honestly to my feelings” kind of thing Kizaru (deathbed): I wish... that I had been lazier and even more flaky.
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Alas, the one character who truly desires nothing more than to sit behind a desk all day is being forced to fight seriously by his boss's boss. Kizaru doesn't need redemption, he needs a permanent vacation!
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Elite posted:Kizaru (deathbed): I wish... that I had been lazier and even more flaky.
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Feb 19, 2024 19:26
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Kizaru seems like the dude who only works when his boss is looking over his shoulder and even when they are, he's just doing the bare minimum to make it look like he's working hard. I mean, rip in piss after Sanji blocked the light beam but I doubt Kizaru was putting his heart into anything happening here other than the threat of being murdered by the elder spider
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Feb 19, 2024 19:27
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I Want To Believe in kizaru redemption (and I still think he fed Luffy) but fujitora is obviously most likely to go against the world government and ryokugyu is explicitly a huge akainu fan so there's a good chance that kizaru's arc is going to establish that going along to get along is just a good way to get killed
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Feb 19, 2024 19:32
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Begemot posted:One Piece powerscaling irritates me to no end, so I try to just ignore it. It can definitely lead to tedious discussions (both ironic and sincere), but the way Oda uses it to give structure to the world is cool and good, in my opinion.
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Feb 19, 2024 19:35
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Kizaru goes back in time and convinces Vegapunk to make his defensive shield out of lava rather than light, so Akainu can come here instead and Kizaru gets the day off.
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Tampa Bae posted:Kizaru seems like the dude who only works when his boss is looking over his shoulder and even when they are, he's just doing the bare minimum to make it look like he's working hard. I mean, rip in piss after Sanji blocked the light beam but I doubt Kizaru was putting his heart into anything happening here other than the threat of being murdered by the elder spider Nah, Kizaru seems to take his job semi seriously. He's unclear and casual about it, but he does his job.
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bitmap posted:nothin but leg days i'm imagining sanji like an inverse burgess and i don't like it
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Feb 19, 2024 19:53
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or even kuma like a guy with 90% legs and little bitty torso
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Feb 19, 2024 19:54
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Kuzan was the one who acted like a lazy bum as an Admiral, not Kizaru
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Feb 19, 2024 19:59
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Kizaru seems like the guy they promoted to Admiral because he barely got anything done so at least this way the vice Admirals under him can get stuff done unimpeded.
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Feb 19, 2024 20:49
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Voxx posted:or even kuma like a guy with 90% legs and little bitty torso Moria was the inverse kuma
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Feb 19, 2024 20:50
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Kizaru is "uncertain justice". He's not lazy. He was introduced riding in on a cannon ball to kick rear end. This admiral is active and dutiful. He's just easily confused.
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Feb 19, 2024 20:55
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I don't remember him ever appearing before but as a long time Ultraman fan I was very amused to see Red King show up
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There was a fantastic fan-theory about "uncertain justice" being more about him being a dreamless person in a world of dreamers. Whereas you have two hundred people running around all trying to achieve their respective goals, he doesn't have any. Hence him just following orders, despite it not being something he wants. Guy doesn't know what he ultimately wants. That still seems to mostly track, but it was being seen through the lens that Luffy/Bonney/Vegapunk would inspire him to actually take a side. Which, while cute, seems much less likely now.
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Feb 19, 2024 22:43
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I had skipped like 4000 posts to get to the current pages, so excuse me since I missed something, but what the gently caress is fraudposting
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Captain Invictus posted:I had skipped like 4000 posts to get to the current pages, so excuse me since I missed something, but what the gently caress is fraudposting First off, coward Second, it's a form of the classic powerscaling argument where people pretend that any character in the series that is even mildly inconvenienced is a "fraud" who isn't as powerful as they've been made out to be. The biggest target of this is generally Mihawk, followed by Akainu. It's all facetious here, but I have trouble telling how serious it is elsewhere in the fandom
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Feb 19, 2024 22:54
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sounds like I didn't miss much then
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Feb 19, 2024 23:01
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It's the community making fake drama because it's funny and the dang story is too good to provide that much to argue over. Cute stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjpFJaJpSVo
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Captain Invictus posted:I had skipped like 4000 posts to get to the current pages, so excuse me since I missed something, but what the gently caress is fraudposting  
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Captain Invictus posted:sounds like I wasn't missed 
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Voxx posted:sanji is a creeper and doesn't even lift weights He follows a strict 1960 workout routine. Nothing but calisthenics, cigarettes, and booze. Except he actually has good nutrition on top of it instead of God awful jello dishes and well done meats.
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Even weirder than the constant jellos were the aspics. That era had awful food
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CatstropheWaitress posted:It's the community making fake drama because it's funny and the dang story is too good to provide that much to argue over. I'm willing to believe it was funny at some point
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Blockhouse posted:I'm willing to believe it was funny at some point It was. That single video, and nothing else.
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Feb 20, 2024 00:24
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The worst foods of the 1960s and the best part of the Egghead Island Arc are the aspics.
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Meme Emulator posted:It was. That single video, and nothing else. The Akainu desk thing is funny too, but just those 2 things.
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Feb 20, 2024 00:58
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i ate the hockey hockey no mi making me a hockey man
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Blockhouse posted:I'm willing to believe it was funny at some point
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Feb 20, 2024 01:32
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fraud stuff is funny ya'll just old and grumpy
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Farg posted:fraud stuff is funny ya'll just old and grumpy Yes. But also, it is my right as an old man.
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Feb 20, 2024 01:49
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Like anything funny it can get tiring in excess I will laugh at "get my rear end behind a desk or i'm cooked!!" and fraudhawk specifically forever, though.
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luchadornado posted:i ate the hockey hockey no mi making me a hockey man Just like Enel can't harm Luffy, this is Kizaru's weakness fruit.
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Gyges posted:He follows a strict 1960 workout routine. Nothing but calisthenics, cigarettes, and booze. Except he actually has good nutrition on top of it instead of God awful jello dishes and well done meats. Ah superintendent zoro, isometric exercise. care to join me?
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I don't know much about frauds but this image cracks me up
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We got some memes out of it. I think rat Shanks is funnier than Fraudhawk, though.
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if there's one thing goons love to do it's take a funny joke and run it straight into the ground
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There's even an emote for it, which also immediately got run straight into the ground when it was introduced
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Captain Invictus posted:There's even an emote for it, which also immediately got run straight into the ground when it was introduced its 16 years old lol
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