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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


I wanted to spend all the time between now and December laughing at Alpine, they're doing this far too early

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MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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Thanks Ants posted:

See you next week

:hfive:

Lmao Alpine

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

Thanks Ants posted:

I wanted to spend all the time between now and December laughing at Alpine, they're doing this far too early

You can laugh at Peugeot losing a podium on the last lap due to a borked fuel float just a few hours ago if you want.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Alpwned

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Sex pest running a team that is running away with it

Bad sport

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
I think a fair punishment for Red Bull would be a compulsory driver swap with Alpine. With Perez and Ocon in the RB20 we might have a season

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Christian Horner should be volunteered for a human sacrifice like something out of Apocalypto

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

SlowBloke posted:

You can laugh at Peugeot losing a podium on the last lap due to a borked fuel float just a few hours ago if you want.

That was :discourse:

Also a 10 hour race where the podium spots were literal seconds apart with 5 laps to go.

F1 has gone way too deep into this formula, it's been 10 loving years.

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


Would it be possible for Andretti to somehow buyout Alpine?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Thanks Ants posted:

Christian Horner should be volunteered for a human sacrifice like something out of Apocalypto

They should use him as a floor skid plate in vegas

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

WHERE MY HAT IS AT posted:

Someone out front could have crashed or had a mechanical, or it could matter on countback towards the end of the season. Daniel also mentioned that they talked about it prior to the race and agreed that if he was faster on softs in the last stint they would swap. Yuki probably cost him 11th by holding him up an extra lap between the extra deg and fact that they had to back off for Max to lap them.
Or you have Logan Sargeant's only points finish last year when he finished P12 at COTA on track, but Hamilton and Leclerc had illegal cars.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

WHERE MY HAT IS AT posted:

Yuki trying his hardest to give Lawson his seat mid season: https://youtu.be/vBnbI5sM7Ho?si=n3c47xLTPElsVksD

lmao what a piss baby

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Houthi friends pls drone Red Bull next week, tyvm

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

Was going to watch a replay of the race this morning but decided I'd look at the results first. I guess I don't need to watch the race now.

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
The results make it look more interesting than it actually was, if you can believe it

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Watching the race and learning why you guys dislike Verstappen.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Has Horner been executed yet?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I heard he exploded.

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
Did they show him on the broadcast? I only saw Newey early, and then checked out and was just listening to it

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
I think this is the year I get into F1

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Oof Sky’s Horner post-race interview had all the energy and foot gazing of a police line-up

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
my power went out halfway through but it looks like i didnt miss much. im just glad all of the teams that could be considered Williams' rivals all also scored zero points.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Rebus are you in the steering wheel department

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Count Thrashula posted:

I think this is the year I get into F1

Sure...hell we have a team principle trying to get into pants so why not.

fart barterer
Aug 24, 2006


David Byrne - Like Humans Do (Radio Edit).mp3
Just finished the replay. 2024 is gonna be uhhhh

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcXhe89y5cI

The only good interview

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The size of the bullet this guy dodged

https://x.com/OscarPiastri/status/1554527452231262210

yohhoo
Mar 12, 2007
Bring Briatore back!

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Lol the French

How pumped is Haas right now

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Tickets were sold out for Dune 2day so I have to watch it tomorrow.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
so jos verstappen really wants to be rbr team principal huh

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011




Never mind a bullet, man dodged an entire firing squad.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Zeta Acosta posted:

so jos verstappen really wants to be rbr team principal huh

Ngl this would be the funniest outcome

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari

slave to my cravings posted:

Ngl this would be the funniest outcome

newey would be gone i guess

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Zeta Acosta posted:

so jos verstappen really wants to be rbr team principal huh

Sounds like he is on fire.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
funniest outcome would be rbr keeping horny, both verstappens gone, sainz tell ferrari to gently caress off and checo perez wins the title.
next year ferrari will be such a shitshow lmao

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

liberty are going to have to lean into the horner scandal if they want anyone at all to be paying attention to f1 by the start of the european season. perhaps allude to the existence of a 'piss tape'.

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

Jos Verstappen posted:

The team is in danger of being torn apart. It can't go on the way it is. It will explode. He is playing the victim, when he is the one causing the problems.
https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/jos-verstappen-red-bull-f1-team-risks-being-torn-apart-if-horner-stays/10582532/

There's a lot to unpack in that quote.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

this just in, christian horner sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers

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speng31b
May 8, 2010


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