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Inzombiac posted:I'm new to the area. I got 2 fists for 2 lips
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Flavor Bear posted:Is this the slop shop? ZATARANS!
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 10:24 |
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This is Burt mountain and I'm calling from the city comptroller's office.
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 11:02 |
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You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly, how does that grab you?
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 03:09 |
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I am a rich man, an elegant man.
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 03:25 |
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We're a candy store and you will melt all of our candy.
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 04:55 |
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You're a criminal and you'll be arrested tonite!
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 04:58 |
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you're poo poo! poo poo! poo poo! poo poo!
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 05:03 |
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my number is 847 227 YEAH YEAH YEAH 227 3227 82 YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH 827.. 3227
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 05:53 |
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Junk posted:you're poo poo! poo poo! poo poo! poo poo! You matharfaker!
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 06:35 |
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wealth? Jewels?
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 18:30 |
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it just depends on the case load, and the judge in his or her chamberrrss.... oohhh yyeeaaahhhh... so if we're gonna get ya reorganized with a bankruptcy plaaAAANNN... we need to adjust your debts to a 'family fisherman.' It's called the 'family fisherman,' that's the code name.
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 18:41 |
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I was married to a fat person and they left me for a younger person
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 23:42 |
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It always takes me a second to remember that’s David leibe hart
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# ? Mar 2, 2024 21:29 |
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Salame
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# ? Mar 3, 2024 04:12 |
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My husband and I are honest, we go to church. But somebody, I believe, has my phone tapped.
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# ? Mar 3, 2024 04:29 |
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I finally watched the documentary, it loving sucks
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 02:23 |
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Flavor Bear posted:I finally watched the documentary, it loving sucks Which album is that from?
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 04:28 |
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Flavor Bear posted:I finally watched the documentary, it loving sucks Yeah? Well, that sounds fine. I can take it over to my neighbor and play it for him, and then he can take it down and play it for the people who need to hear it, and then they can call and talk to you about whether or not you should be able to keep a telephone in your house or not.
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 06:47 |
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I’m gonna make bird seed out of your face how’s that sound
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 09:12 |
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covidstomper58 posted:Which album is that from? i think it's by flipchild
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 10:08 |
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I'm gonna cruise down but I gotta hop on the toilet first pardner
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:10 |
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I'm catty corner to ye
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 15:23 |
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Now why don't you keep it down to a dull roar
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 15:59 |
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Riptor posted:I'm gonna cruise down but I gotta hop on the toilet first pardner I swoop down like a buzzard, bud.
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# ? Mar 4, 2024 23:36 |
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Artie Yamamoto
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 01:38 |
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I think you're open later. How's that grab ye?
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 02:00 |
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too bad Alan ain't around Alan would get on it
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 10:00 |
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I think the problem is that my name has a diphthong in it.
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# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:19 |
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im still catching up on the thread but... as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 13:41 |
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:im still catching up on the thread but... You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 13:54 |
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:im still catching up on the thread but... I'm gonna grip hold of you and pick you up about 80 times
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 14:50 |
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:im still catching up on the thread but... cool thanks
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:04 |
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:im still catching up on the thread but... i'd fight ya but i don't fight children
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:39 |
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:im still catching up on the thread but... I'm gonna do you a favor and be a hero to all your friends. I'm gonna let you kick my rear end.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 22:26 |
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I'm mad I can't find Owls anywhere online. Probably my fave. LPC: Okay. Well, uh, let me make sure that you don't misunderstand that I need a check for nine hundred and eighty-seven dollars. Man: Boy, you do under... misunderstand something. I don't have a clue what you're delivering or anything. LPC: Owls. Man: Owls? Maybe you better find somebody else to deliver 'em to. LPC: I don't give a hoot what you're tryin' to say. [pause] Man: Never ordered any animals at all. LPC: 'Bout to release some wild animals. Man: Well, that-- LPC: Towards ya. Man: That's what I would suggest you do with 'em. LPC: I'm gonna release 'em towards ya. Man: Okay. LPC: In fact, I'm gonna come down there, fifteen, twenty minutes from now. Man: That works. LPC: Bengals are gonna be released. Owls are gonna be hootin' all over the place. Man: Bring 'em on.
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 22:53 |
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Durf posted:I'm mad I can't find Owls anywhere online. Probably my fave. That's a shame, was one of the first I ever heard. Bring a block of wood to your shinboooone
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 01:09 |
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:im still catching up on the thread but... Can LPC call Prep Burger and ask for some extra large food?
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 01:11 |
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I wish people who were fooled by stuff when they were dumb and young didn't feel the need to let everyone know they're very smary and not falling for anything anymore
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# ? Mar 7, 2024 01:35 |
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Argyle Gargoyle posted:im still catching up on the thread but... How about I pick you up and put you back down
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