Formula 1 2024: We gain nothing from driving faster

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Formula 1 2024: We gain nothing from driving faster

«‹›343 »

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

Theophany posted:

Wow.
Horner is seeing what it's like to be Donald Trump .
Hopefully both get revenge.
If this is a maneuver to get Horner out of his position at Redbull then the FIA has a much bigger problem on their hands then the original problem of some wamen being yelled at making their " sport " look bad.
It might be a piranha club but this I would think is a step too far if it comes together the way the speculators are talking.
Maybe making f-one go down the commie route wasn't the best idea.
🤔

F1 is the place for excitement, lavishness, risk, entertainment, and extravagance, not a place for moral high ground and family entertainment. So F1 communities should stop judging others' private lives.

FIA should go after the people who leak private conversations to discourage others from using character assassination as a tool to bring down rival teams.

Hypothetically, suppose if Christian Horner decided to step down, I would think that many team owners will be keen to engage him to turn their team to become RB.

Perhaps Jos is instigating this to get CH across to Ferrari so that Max can join him?

# ? Mar 4, 2024 10:17

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:50

Aphex-: Jan 29, 2006; Dinosaur Gum

Thanks Ants posted:

Isn't Business F1 the publication that made up the story about Susie Wolff and said Mazepin was awesome

Yeah I would take everything from Business F1 with a huuuuuuuge grain of salt because they seem to just make everything they write up for clicks.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 10:37

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

niethan posted:

F1 is the place for excitement, lavishness, risk, entertainment, and extravagance, not a place for moral high ground and family entertainment. So F1 communities should stop judging others' private lives.

FIA should go after the people who leak private conversations to discourage others from using character assassination as a tool to bring down rival teams.

Hypothetically, suppose if Christian Horner decided to step down, I would think that many team owners will be keen to engage him to turn their team to become RB.

Perhaps Jos is instigating this to get CH across to Ferrari so that Max can join him?

I cant help thinking Wolf is up to his neck in all of this, Meetings and dinner with Jos, I wonder if Wolf has offered Jos a multimillion pound Lauda type position at Mercedes if he brings Max to the team, Wolf is a meglomaniac and theres no low he wouldnt stoop too to get Mercedes back at the top and that includes destroying Christian, The timing also fits what with Hamilton announcing he's leaving a couple of weeks ago leaving Merc without a star driver.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 10:41

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

quote:

Christian Horner, the ambitious and at times unscrupulous boss from Red Bull who makes for an entertaining antagonist.

Just got to this line in the deleted article and am hoping it expands on this

# ? Mar 4, 2024 10:44

refleks: Nov 21, 2006

Surely Max has enough sense to look at what Newey creates at RB and what Mercedes creates and tells them to get hosed - sexpest TP or not...

# ? Mar 4, 2024 11:10

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

refleks posted:

Surely Max has enough sense to look at what Newey creates at RB and what Mercedes creates and tells them to get hosed - sexpest TP or not...

Which is probably why there are rumours Newey's about to get Yewtreed as well...

# ? Mar 4, 2024 11:40

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

Newey and Geri are going to adopt Max

# ? Mar 4, 2024 11:45

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

lol

# ? Mar 4, 2024 11:47

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Theophany posted:

I cant help thinking Wolf is up to his neck in all of this, Meetings and dinner with Jos, I wonder if Wolf has offered Jos a multimillion pound Lauda type position at Mercedes if he brings Max to the team, Wolf is a meglomaniac and theres no low he wouldnt stoop too to get Mercedes back at the top and that includes destroying Christian, The timing also fits what with Hamilton announcing he's leaving a couple of weeks ago leaving Merc without a star driver.

Is this still Motorsport dot com comments

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:08

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

Not nearly enough racisms for that.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:09

refleks: Nov 21, 2006

God is this incredibly early silly season, or just delayed from the non-existing silly season last year?

https://x.com/FastestPitStop/status/1764608630039433233?s=20

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:18

Vando: Oct 26, 2007; stoats about

refleks posted:

God is this incredibly early silly season, or just delayed from the non-existing silly season last year?

https://x.com/FastestPitStop/status/1764608630039433233?s=20

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:22

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Shartest Shitstop

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:25

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

They said Hamilton to Ferrari every year for half a decade then it came true so it's time to start on a new one.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:29

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Marko and Jos really wants Horner gone huh

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:32

ChaosReaper: Feb 19, 2005; When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Isn't Max under contract until like 2028 or something?

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:39

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

lol.

The racing might be poo poo but my god the drama is top notch.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:53

tranten: Jan 14, 2003; ^pube

Colostomy Bag posted:

The racing might be poo poo but my god the drama is top notch.

C:\formula_1.txt

# ? Mar 4, 2024 14:01

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Colostomy Bag posted:

lol.

The racing might be poo poo but my god the drama is top notch.

It's formula 1

# ? Mar 4, 2024 14:05

Nybble: Jun 28, 2008; praise chuck, raise heck

that�s why it�s called formula, it�s for babies who cry and moan and piss their pants when they don�t get their way

# ? Mar 4, 2024 14:08

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Thanks Ants posted:

Is this still Motorsport dot com comments

It's a reasoned and considered rebuttal to Jonathan Noble's globalist agenda from a learned professor.

Yes.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 14:12

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

ChaosReaper posted:

Isn't Max under contract until like 2028 or something?

There's a clause in his contract that extricates him if his boss is caught jerking off in an airplane bathroom.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 14:13

Zedd: Jul 6, 2009; I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

The funniest take I read was, based on 0% proof, that Jos and Horner are in a row now over the same lady.
The lady clearly wanted to disengage from Horner going by the texts and the reasoning is that this is because the Lady was starting to hang out with Jos; who mind you is also currently Married.

I have no reason to believe this at all but it would be the best/worst reason a the Redbull Dynasty would fall apart in short time.It's probably "just" ego-tripping and politics but imagine.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 14:23