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TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

No new posts for a few days, I’m worried it blew up

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Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
More likely flooded

Spookydonut
Sep 13, 2010

"Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~
if not for those foundations i would say the whole house had simply sunk into the mud

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Flooding washed away the real estate and left the house itself perched atop a forest of 50-foot-high stilts.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
So I dunno had to go a bit backwards.

There were some weird wet patches turning up?





Some sort of complicated science condensation bullshit? Hmmm have a big think

Turn on the MVHR to get rid of moisture



Which means climbing up in the loft loft. Ohhh nice and cold up there.



need to fix the valves



oh so yeah, painted that room dark blue



still damp though



Thats weird though?



and wet?

investigate



yeah



so should have just checked the hot water manifolds. Not tight. leaking

but also the humidity in the house is like 90something percent so need it on anyway. see what happens



2018. hmmm

needed to test all the other plumbing. so temping up some loops to test the woodburner pipe work



which is fine

but the hot water warm return leaks all over. balls.



this is all over complicated anyway as I was expecting pipes in places they werent. The bits I had to undo did not want to undo so I had to wreck them. And they were internet bits so took a few days to replace.



all good. Now need to drain everything down, remove the tanks to get in behind and insulate pipework



Didn't want to show this yet as I havent finished yet and Its going to look really awesome but anyway



then move othr tank



I'm sticking double sided tape, that I have to trim down to the insulation to close it up







and all these different lengths/girths of floppy coddling



Silver taping the joints I guess to achieve some insulation but also just to look really cool. Then colour coding with tape to make it look all technical





tanks back into position so I can turn back on heating as its got really cold again and is loving up all sorts of things



Still need to insulate all the pipework this side of the tanks. that'll get done tomorrow. And so off we go again

bradburypancakes
Sep 9, 2014

hmm. hmmmmmmmm
I think you’re qualified to do the plumbing on a nuclear sub now

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Someone get Zachtronics on the horn, we've got a new game idea here for PlumbingPunks.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I would back the early access game "Plant Room Plumbing Simulator 2024" from L-Shaped Studios.

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

https://youtu.be/tCpnDTzRAjE?si=ucVL92hSqJyk_v_e

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


How many times per day do you consider that if you'd built a normal house you could have been living in it for some time by now?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

sebzilla posted:

How many times per day do you consider that if you'd built a normal house you could have been living in it for some time by now?

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

sebzilla posted:

How many times per day do you consider that if you'd built a normal house you could have been living in it for some time by now?

What is the point of going to all the trouble of building your own house if you're just going to make it normal? If you want a normal house just buy one.

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

sebzilla posted:

How many times per day do you consider that if you'd built a normal house you could have been living in it for some time by now?

Things George Clark should really be asking

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Splode posted:

What is the point of going to all the trouble of building your own house if you're just going to make it normal? If you want a normal house just buy one.

Gotta agree. If I built a house I would definitely go full bore on it.

Okay, probably with about 1/4 the wiring of this one, but still.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Where has OP been living during the build, and what's the planned cutoff for throwing a mattress on the floor and moving in?

... assuming they haven't been living in a tent on site this whole time.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Need the bloody internet first

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Cat Hatter posted:

Where has OP been living during the build, and what's the planned cutoff for throwing a mattress on the floor and moving in?

... assuming they haven't been living in a tent on site this whole time.

I believe at one point there was a period of sleeping in a big bed with someone else's wife, but that might have been a different F1 poster

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Unfortunately Britain has not discovered Mining In Front of Pubs yet, so the full AI death trap experience will have to wait

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

CancerCakes posted:

I believe at one point there was a period of sleeping in a big bed with someone else's wife, but that might have been a different F1 poster

lol I have not been sleeping with anyones wife

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
You'll find that actually, when asked what you do on social occasions and you finally get it teased out of you that youve been building your own house for 5 years you tend to not really sleep with anyone.

Its why the bathrooms need to be on point.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Ngl it feels like a big part of the issue first came with the engineer that told you that you had to have skyscraper piers for your goddamn house. That caused a lot of initial delays (and massive costs you didn't expect) then covid happened.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

NotJustANumber99 posted:

lol I have not been sleeping with anyones wife

Sorry it was a different F1 thread poster, my bad.

Conversation has turned to bedroom planning though, what are your plans for storage? are you going with IKEA builtins, freestanding, bespoke homemade.

In one Cory Doctorow novel the protagonist RFID tagged every item they owned and then had a series of boxes with sensors, so they never needed to sort anything. Seems like a suitable method for this house.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Please don't encourage him to hurt himself further.

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

CancerCakes posted:

Sorry it was a different F1 thread poster, my bad.

Conversation has turned to bedroom planning though, what are your plans for storage? are you going with IKEA builtins, freestanding, bespoke homemade.

In one Cory Doctorow novel the protagonist RFID tagged every item they owned and then had a series of boxes with sensors, so they never needed to sort anything. Seems like a suitable method for this house.

He should go the Amazon warehouse route and just have stuff on completely random shelves but all their locations are tracked by the house brain. If he wants something a little robot can go fetch it.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

CancerCakes posted:

In one Cory Doctorow novel the protagonist RFID tagged every item they owned and then had a series of boxes with sensors, so they never needed to sort anything. Seems like a suitable method for this house.

Didn't realize we were building the Torment Nexus in this thread. In hindsight it seems obvious.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I've said before that the optimal house would have no visible storage but an ocado warehouse robot in the loft that would fetch whatever item and drop it through the ceiling to which ever grid square of the house needs it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Love a lot of drawers and shelves, me.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Sadly, this house's construction is not compatible with shelving.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
The Mansion by Ezekiel Boone.
https://www.ezekielboone.com/styled-5/styled-10/

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

If you go to the full extreme, you just need like one big empty room and the house can fetch whatever furniture, appliances, etc. you need at any given moment and have them drop out of the ceiling or rise from the floor

so basically bruce willis's apartment in the fifth element

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

UCS Hellmaker posted:

Ngl it feels like a big part of the issue first came with the engineer that told you that you had to have skyscraper piers for your goddamn house. That caused a lot of initial delays (and massive costs you didn't expect) then covid happened.

Yeah. Not like to chuck out excuses or anything cos there really arent any big enough but yeah The initial foundation setback and covid basically shifted the entire build from quick and easy into long and laborious. The more time I had to stew, the more internet holes I could fall down and the more obnoxious I could make the whole build. There have been some other work/life/death issues that have also impacted things I guess. Also like I was just totally naïve about how long poo poo would take. Like I have spent the last almost full week just sellotaping. There was no week of sellotaping on the original Gannt chart and yet in reality this has been like the probably fourth full week of just sellotaping.

I hate wrapping presents but I've really enjoyed this. Like if I could be a full time pipe insulator I think that might be my dream job. Get the pickup sorted, do a website, stick some decals on it(truck). I'd happily do that for the rest of my working life.

I really love this box. With the ruler on it. And all sorts of foreign lingo



anyway still been plugging away with the insulation and tape



Shall I paint the whole great room and ceiling this colour like the colour consultant said? I don't think so. Like it will undermine the oak in the ceiling if nothing else. Ruin the contrast against the white.



Flooring is delivered. But not to site so have to do 3 trips to transfer it from rental house to site.







This si for the bedroom wing. the great room wing will be the tiles or stone or whatever. What I havent figured out is if I should use an underlay or what? Like forums seem to suggest the underlay is about sound transmission which isnt really an issue on the ground floor. But I kind of think a slightly squishy underlay might be a useful thing to have to average out the imperfections in the screeded slab rather than trying to lay directly on it?

Also they seem to be suggesting you should glue this stuff down? I thought thse things were pretty uch exclusively done as floating floors? Hmmm.

Pretty much finished in the plant room









Its running a bit weird. Like really doesnt want to heat the hot water much. But time to gently caress about with it. Still need to put the inhibitor in. But need to keep the house at a somewhat constant temp now I've got several grands worth of engineered wood flooring stored in there.

Raised by Hamsters
Sep 16, 2007

and hopped up on bagels
I want you to know that I really appreciate the clean organization of these pipes. I have seen tons of "professional" installations of like, a basic eyewash with one supply line and no drain, that look like they were done by a drunken ape. This is cathartic. You may want to add some flow direction arrows though. Once it's all working and you can ignore it, your mental map is going to disappear.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
cheers, yeah. It needs some labelling. Like for what all the valves and stuff are.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



now _thats_ a plant room

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Wood expands and contracts a bit, mostly sideways to the grain as the fibers absorb and release moisture. Don't glue it down if its real wood.

e wait the boxes say engineered wood flooring. Is it basically plywood? In that case w/e it won't move so you can do what you want

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
yeah its engineered oak

as in plywood sandwich with 3mm of oak glued on top.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

yeah plywood is very dimensionally stable so there's no issue with gluing it down. That said I dunno if it's necessary whatsoever, find out what the actual manufacturer recommends and then just do that IMO

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Don't glue it down, make a giant slidey puzzle out of your floor that unlocks the boss level, The Loft That Drops Things On You.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




plumbing or field hospital triage

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Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Ratjaculation posted:

plumbing or field hospital triage

gonna black tag this whole build

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