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Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Residency Evil posted:

I mean...why?

Same reason you love your abusive alcoholic parent

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Mokotow posted:

Same reason you love your abusive alcoholic parent

drat...... real poo poo.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
When F1 is good it can be really good. When it's bad there's always someone to laugh at. Maybe a little less so since there are fewer outright binmen these days

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


agreed

need a couple of binmen to take out random drivers and cause safety cars every now and then

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

The cars are too reliable

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

We need Latifi back for the love of god.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
what if there was a noid or gremlin type creature that was released into the paddock to reduce reliability

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari

Sunk Dunk posted:

what if there was a noid or gremlin type creature that was released into the paddock to reduce reliability

I agree. Bring back Bernie

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Sunk Dunk posted:

what if there was a noid or gremlin type creature that was released into the paddock to reduce reliability

?

Colostomy Bag posted:

We need Latifi back for the love of god.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Sunk Dunk posted:

what if there was a noid or gremlin type creature that was released into the paddock to reduce reliability

ferrari mechanics?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
How long before Ocon starts yelling "gp2 engine" over the radio

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

ilmucche posted:

How long before Ocon starts yelling "mr2 engine" over the radio

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
What if the fans could vote for a driver and an engine part, and then on the 30th lap when ‘Verstappen’ and ‘Gearbox’ top the rankings, FOM just remotely activate an explosive bolt and boom, we got a race

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Diorama posted:

What if the fans could vote for a driver and an engine part, and then on the 30th lap when ‘Verstappen’ and ‘Gearbox’ top the rankings, FOM just remotely activate an explosive bolt and boom, we got a race

Historically ejecting parts from the cars at speed has not ended well

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Sunk Dunk posted:

what if there was a noid or gremlin type creature that was released into the paddock to reduce reliability

Like an 80s NASA contractor?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Sunk Dunk posted:

what if there was a noid or gremlin type creature that was released into the paddock to reduce reliability

Geri?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

wicka posted:

Like an 80s NASA contractor?

We're on track to be nostalgic for those days in about 2 years the way private space travel is looking.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

net work error posted:

The cars are too reliable

And there isnt enough of them

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

ilmucche posted:

Historically ejecting parts from the cars at speed has not ended well

How would the car perform if it ejected Perez?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Colostomy Bag posted:

How would the car perform if it ejected Perez?

ask jochen mass

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Who's stupid idea was it to put the race on at the same time as the rubgy

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Skarsnik posted:

Who's stupid idea was it to put the race on at the same time as the rubgy

Muhammad

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!





:argh:

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

George Bush was right, they hate us for our freedoms.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKjzkZZKsHQ

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

FP1 tomorrow morning wowza

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

net work error posted:

The cars are too reliable

Bernie was right.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Circuit Paul Ricard is such a boring track.

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


Circuit Bored Ricard

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
Circuit Jean Luc Picard, and there are only 4 starting lights :getin:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Circuit Jean Luc Picard, and there are only 4 starting lights :getin:

Cardassians love F1 because all the races end the same way with Max winning.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
2nd race of the season, time for McLaren to remove the sandbags.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEGTbpoqQIs

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

quote:

Verstappen, speaking in the lead‑up the Saudi Arabian GP this weekend, was asked if his father regretted the comments which appear to have exposed a schism at the heart of the team. In reply the 26-year-old driver chose to support his father.

“I have not asked him that but my dad, from how I know him in ­go‑­karting, is very outspoken and he is not a liar, that is for sure,” ­Verstappen said. “My dad and I are very close. We call every day.”

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2...ays-formula-one

“Very outspoken” is probably one way to describe Jos while Max was go-karting, yes

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

my dad is not a liar. he may be a wife beater, a child abuser, a bad driver, a liar, but he is not a porn star

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Same energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yHbAhFnfrA

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I swear they warm up in scorching sunlight, tune their instruments, then throw the fuckers in the freezer until showtime

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Arc Hammer posted:

Cardassians love F1 because all the races end the same way with Max winning.

Computer, erase this entire F1 season

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

spaceblancmange posted:

my dad is not a liar. he may be a wife beater, a child abuser, a bad driver, a liar, but he is not a porn star Formula One Race Winner

Fixed it for you

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

he's a burning beacon of inspiration for his son

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