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Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Midjack posted:

Unless they have a copy of the piss tape, anyone who's paying attention to the news would be concerned he'd just stiff them like he always does.

I still maintain that if it were real it would've leaked by now.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/jensstoltenberg/status/1765776525624836215?t=JQIRBNPEN8IA8gn81Nl2fA&s=19

Good news everybody

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

congrats to russia on the flawless execution of its plan to curb nato expansion

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
lol cant wait to see how putin bitches about the baltic sea being controlled by nato

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
What’s “mare nostrum “ translated into Old Norse?

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Stultus Maximus posted:

What’s “mare nostrum “ translated into Old Norse?

Sticking your dick in a horse's nose.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
So there's a bill in Congress with (it appears) bipartisan support that would force ByteDance (chinese-owned) to divest TikTok. It clearly wouldn't kill off TikTok, but would force it being sold off by that Chinese company. Standard stuff and fears about the CCP basically having control of it right now.

And so, TikTok pushed this to all of their users in retaliation (again, bill doesn't kill TikTok):

https://twitter.com/aubreyvioleta/status/1765728939270349300?t=2CBV2R_o3JwcyYzEy3WfFA&s=19

That's led to an absolute flood of youngs and olds calling Congressional offices, but ByteDance didn't know their consumers or the audience for this thing. The offices are getting flooded with callers that hang up immediately, or simply don't know what they're talking about, or outright threatening to self-terminate if the bill passes. Wild poo poo!

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Mar 7, 2024

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
WE LIVE IN THE STUPIDEST loving TIMELINE.

This is what people are pissed off enough at congress to get off their asses and do something about in large numbers but ask for universal health care and suddenly half the nation vomits poo poo out of their brains about socialism and actively works against progress. A social media corporation puts a notice in front of your nose though and suddenly it's a big deal and argh gently caress people I hate how easily manipulated we are.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
given the amount of bullshit legislation getting thrown at tiktok, can you blame em? who needs fancy lobbyists when you can enlist an army of children

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Imagine if that kind of effort was pointed at something legitimately impactful instead of some worthless social media bullshit.

I just have a hard time caring about TikTok, same way I don't give a poo poo what happens to Facebook or Twitter. Social media is a cancer on society.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mustang posted:

Social media is a cancer on society.

Agreed, but also lol:

https://twitter.com/mchalfant16/status/1765837992675959155?t=WbM-af_CpG-IGks4MfHNUw&s=19

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


So which company are the senators buying is gonna buy tiktok

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Why the gently caress are there 50 people on a goddamned committee?!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A.o.D. posted:

Why the gently caress are there 50 people on a goddamned committee?!

Energy & Commerce is one of the oldest committees in the house, probably one of the prized ones.

Also there are reports of Congressional calls coming in from 10-12 years olds, with schoolbells ringing in the background. Amazing own-goal by ByteDance on this one :v:

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

I would never install TikTok code on any device I own but I’m not seeing how the website is some sort of existential threat to democracy.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I think they are pretty openly stealing information from kids.

Those face filters can be used to collect a massive amount of facial recognition data.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I will write so many letters to my congressmen if they take away my source of videos of women with big naturals giving me DIY home improvement tips

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


goatsestretchgoals posted:

I would never install TikTok code on any device I own but I’m not seeing how the website is some sort of existential threat to democracy.

Instead of Google stealing user data where the NSA can get at it, TikTok steals as much user data where China’s NSA can get at it.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Wasabi the J posted:

I think they are pretty openly stealing information from kids.

Those face filters can be used to collect a massive amount of facial recognition data.

this is par for the course for the entire software ecosystem though

you don't deal with that by banning tiktok, you deal (or try to, the europeans haven't been entirely successful) with that with a US version of the DSA, but congress cant be arsed to draft actual legislation to fund and empower a regulator

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

goatsestretchgoals posted:

I would never install TikTok code on any device I own but I’m not seeing how the website is some sort of existential threat to democracy.

It isn't. China is an extremely destabilizing force in the Indopacific region that deserves serious and difficult diplomatic, military, and economic attention, but the amount of panic that legislators whip up around their ownership of stuff like TikTok is just a lazy way of scoring domestic political points.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

afaik TikTok never gave US cops chatlogs to use as evidence to prosecute a woman seeking healthcare unlike a certain American social media company

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome
As long as we’re banning TikTok can we ban professional wrestling too?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Arcella posted:

As long as we’re banning TikTok can we ban professional wrestling too?

No, but they should get worker protections and regulations in place.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

If Trump doesn't post a bond for $90m by Monday, absent a ruling from the judge, Carroll's lawyers will begin the process of collection starting Tuesday morning.

Go time - judge ruled against Donnie

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1765862219982508442?t=6uGmlCtedRalGZynP8QxGA&s=19

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





HAIL SATAN

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


CainFortea posted:

No, but they should get worker protections and regulations in place.

gently caress Hulk Hogan for dimeing out Jesse Ventura's attempt to organize the WWF, also gently caress Hogan for a lot of things

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


:getin:

What's the nuclear clock up to now?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Tiny Timbs posted:

I will write so many letters to my congressmen if they take away my source of videos of women with big naturals giving me DIY home improvement tips

just lol u think any of those people are natural

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Wasabi the J posted:

just lol u think any of those people are natural

Plastic Surgery aint cheap.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Nick Soapdish posted:

gently caress Hulk Hogan for dimeing out Jesse Ventura's attempt to organize the WWF, also gently caress Hogan for a lot of things

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

just lol u think any of those people are natural

give me a lineup and I’ll prove you wrong

I can tell from a mile away

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Listened to a book on the making of the Princess Bride, apparently Andre was a saint on set beloved by all.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Listened to a book on the making of the Princess Bride, apparently Andre was a saint on set beloved by all.

Was it this one? Because it's excellent.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Anyone watching the State of the Union tonight?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



pantslesswithwolves posted:

Anyone watching the State of the Union tonight?

I'm going to be subject to enough campaign speeches this year without it. I'll catch the heckler highlight reel tomorrow.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

I would watch xxx state of the union before i watched the state of the union

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Stravag posted:

I would watch xxx state of the union before i watched the state of the union

My man

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Not to cross the streams with the Israel thread, but apparently one of the big announcements tonight will be ordering the DoD to set up a temporary port in Gaza to start shipping aid in directly:

WaPo posted:

TThe United States military will construct a temporary port and pier on the coastline of Gaza to provide a new route for providing humanitarian aid to desperate civilians there, senior administration officials said. Officials described the plan, to be announced in President Biden’s State of the Union speech Thursday night, as part of his orders to “flood the zone” with assistance arriving by air, land and sea.

Officials said that the port will include a temporary pier to offload aid that routed through Larnaca, in Cyprus, where it will undergo prior inspection by Israel. “The concept that’s been planned involves the presence of U.S. military personnel on military vessels offshore” from Gaza, “but does not require U.S. military personnel to go ashore to install the pier or causeway facility” or offload the aid, said one of three senior officials who briefed reporters on the condition of anonymity under rules set by the White House.

Aid will be distributed inside Gaza by United Nations and other humanitarian personnel, the officials said. Humanitarian officials have said that famine conditions are present in northern Gaza, where more than a dozen children have died, and is threatened in the south.

Ship transport of aid, expected to begin within the next several weeks, will supplement airdrops by the United States and other countries. U.S. military planes conducted their third airdrop on Thursday and officials said there are more to come. They also said Israel has agreed to open a third border crossing for delivery of trucked food and medicine to northern Gaza, and to “facilitate” ongoing shipments by truck from Jordan to the southern part of the enclave.

“We have and we will continue to press Israel to allow more aid into Gaza by land,” one of the officials said. “We have long believed that land routes can be the most efficient, cost-effective way to get assistance in. But we have decided — and the president has directed — that we look at all options, that we not wait for the Israelis and that we are pursuing every channel possible.”

The officials emphasized that delivery of aid by all routes would be eased by finalization of a temporary cease-fire and hostage-release deal that is still being negotiated between Israel and Hamas.

There's rumors of some other legislative proposals but lol at Congress getting any of them passed.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Terrifying Effigies posted:

Not to cross the streams with the Israel thread, but apparently one of the big announcements tonight will be ordering the DoD to set up a temporary port in Gaza to start shipping aid in directly:

There's rumors of some other legislative proposals but lol at Congress getting any of them passed.

The guns and butter dichotomy wasn't supposed to work like this

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Note that this is a denial of the request for a temporary administrative stay for three days while the court has time to rule on the motion for a stay pending post-judgment motions.

The judge told everyone after trial that he wanted expedited briefing. Trump waited until day 25 of 30 to ask for a stay pending resolution of post-trial motions and day 27/28 to file said post-trial motions. Judge is not impressed, and basically said "tough poo poo post your bond" with this last order. It is highly unlikely he grants the other stay.

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