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Elon "Pork Skin" Musk really needs to catch on
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Squibbles posted:Yeah, he's more like a troglodyte got a better one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vBGOrI6yBk
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Mar 9, 2024 06:23
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Holy poo poo the $3000 tent is an actual Tesla product, and you have to have it installed at a dealership, which may or may not scratch and damage your truck's "vault" (bed). I thought it was one of those low effort 3rd party scams for Cybertruck accessories that came out around when they announced the thing.
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Mar 9, 2024 06:27
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Elviscat posted:Holy poo poo the $3000 tent is an actual Tesla product, and you have to have it installed at a dealership, which may or may not scratch and damage your truck's "vault" (bed). It is definitely a low-effort 3rd party scam of a ball pit
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Mar 9, 2024 06:36
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Captain Hygiene posted:Elon "Pork Skin" Musk really needs to catch on I mean, his last name already means the smell of an anal gland. I wish his bullies had been more thorough.
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Mar 9, 2024 06:41
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Platystemon posted:The Wikipedia one doesn’t even make sense. Wokepedia was right there!
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Mar 9, 2024 06:53
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they are actually sending their best and... uh.
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Mar 9, 2024 06:57
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Why is he making the matpat face. Does he think he can pass for twenty years old
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Mar 9, 2024 07:51
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Space Robot posted:How do you suppose the Cybertruck is going to handle extreme heat when summer rolls around?
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Mar 9, 2024 07:52
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Ladies and gentlemen this man is for the win!
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Mar 9, 2024 08:29
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Regalingualius posted:…Actually, how reflective is the paneling on a sunny day? The genius engineering of the Cbrtrk will have made sure that all the panels are 100% patina'd by then, problem solved!
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Mar 9, 2024 08:32
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:got a better one It's so funny the drummer is a MAGA dude now.
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Mar 9, 2024 08:35
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Sandweed posted:It's so funny the drummer is a MAGA dude now. and Serj's brother-in-law cuz evidently Serj's wife's sister is also into that poo poo
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Mar 9, 2024 08:40
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Captain Hygiene posted:Elon "Pork Skin" Musk really needs to catch on What about "Captain 'Elon Musk' Hygiene"?  ymgve posted:Wokepedia was right there! Elon himself already made that "joke." Sycophants gotta make their own
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Mar 9, 2024 08:58
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Sandweed posted:It's so funny the drummer is a MAGA dude now. poo poo happens, what are gonna do? Vote? Hopefully
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Mar 9, 2024 09:09
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POV: you are about to be offered a horse
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Mar 9, 2024 10:08
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steinrokkan posted:POV: you are about to be offered a horse awful picture, but a pretty good dowery 
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Mar 9, 2024 10:23
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Elon giving his sister PTSD with that poo poo.
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Mar 9, 2024 10:53
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Mr Scumbag posted:Elon giving his sister PTSD with that poo poo. ha ha! Elon sold his sister for a horse?
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Mar 9, 2024 10:56
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ha ha! Elon sold his sister for a horse? it's a reference to elen's (step) sister being married to elon's father
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For someone who hates trans people he's developed quite the bust.
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Mar 9, 2024 11:03
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I suppose he is quite busted... 
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gay picnic defence posted:it's a reference to elen's (step) sister being married to elon's father and I thought only hated him because he owned a emerald slave mine in Africa
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Mar 9, 2024 11:22
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...! posted:What about "Captain 'Elon Musk' Hygiene"? No, He also made the Dickipedia """joke""", you can tell by how howlingly unfunny it is
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Mar 9, 2024 11:28
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:got a better one Don't forget this even better classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU
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Mar 9, 2024 11:41
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Durf posted:
Lol the gently caress is going on here
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Mar 9, 2024 12:46
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This is a Pikmin onion.
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Mar 9, 2024 12:48
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It's the KLF! All bound for budget Mu Mu Land.
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Mar 9, 2024 12:50
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ynohtna posted:It's the KLF! Gona just take the last train to trancentral instead, 
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Mar 9, 2024 12:53
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Lol the gently caress is going on here It doenst looks very safe
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Mar 9, 2024 12:59
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why not just have a tent on the ground and sleep there? what is the advantage of these car tents, whether it's $3000 Tesla crap or something cheaper and more sensible? being separated from your car for a while is 'woke'?
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Mar 9, 2024 13:08
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Tents are for girls. The masculine truck energy is needed to balance it out.
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Mar 9, 2024 13:12
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I’m confused why the AI safety features on the cyber truck didn’t prevent that low speed collision in the turning lane
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Mar 9, 2024 13:19
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euphronius posted:I’m confused why the AI safety features on the cyber truck didn’t prevent that low speed collision in the turning lane I think you are confused that the cyber truck has AI safety features.
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Mar 9, 2024 13:23
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euphronius posted:I’m confused why the AI safety features on the cyber truck didn’t prevent that low speed collision in the turning lane It doesn't recognize anything that isn't a small child as a collision target for it to accelerate towards.
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Mar 9, 2024 13:29
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I am being sort of serious. A Honda for example would have stopped before the collision.
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Mar 9, 2024 13:33
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Doge: Instagram should change it's name to Only fans lite Elon: Lol hahaha yes!! April09364792: Pussy in bio
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Mar 9, 2024 13:41
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Yeah, Twitter was always a lot more tolerant to "adult content" than any other social network (with the exception of the ones made for that, of course), even before Mushk and it didn't change
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