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So I'm house sitting for my parents who went on vacation & they decided to play a prank on me where they swapped tooth paste with icy hot. It took me a solid 30 seconds before realizing it wasn't a minty burn. How should I repay them? Fwiw - icy hot doesn't taste that different from tooth paste but eventually, it's almost as bad as icy hot balls. Don't ask how I know, you already know how I know.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 20:09 |
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Get a load of this bozo everyone
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Smugworth posted:Get a load of this bozo everyone I'm sure you've had worse in your mouth
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thats' epic op
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Your parents loving rule.
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Tonetta posted:I'm sure you've had worse in your mouth ![]() he likes tater tot hotdish
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Let us know how the hospital trip goes, op. Like that kid who put icyhot all over his balls.
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Grey Cat posted:Let us know how the hospital trip goes, op. Like that kid who put icyhot all over his balls. I'm a real American with a high copay, not one of those sissy communists from Europe who get their "socialized" Medicare. I'll die first and thats my God given right
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:
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There's a reason why I consider "practical jokes" to be a sign of evil.
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Lol your parents hate you
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lol your parents hate you They told me it's payback for the time I put a dead garden snake on top of my sisters infant child while they were swimming and waited for her to notice
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Tonetta posted:They told me it's payback for the time I put a dead garden snake on top of my sisters infant child while they were swimming and waited for her to notice ![]()
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drugs drugs drugs
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Tonetta posted:They told me it's payback for the time I put a dead garden snake on top of my sisters infant child while they were swimming and waited for her to notice Tonetta murders all possible sympathy in a single sentence
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It was like 20 years ago when I was still a teen, they just don't let go of poo poo Also its not meant to be a sympathy post. Just a post about how to get them back
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Have you tried replacing their bath towels with bear traps? That'd show em!
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you should take this opportunity to break the cycle of abuse, op. failing that you should start prying up floor vents and dropping dooks
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Replace their astroglide with icyhot
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The Pranks
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The X-man cometh posted:Replace their astroglide with icyhot I like your style but the texture consistency isn't there for it and they'll certainly be looking for icy hot themed pranks. They were laughing like hyenas when I called them about it. They even goaded me about potentially pretending to go to the hospital over it, cause they made sure it was "safe" beforehand. I'm just gonna photoshop their house on fire I think
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Tonetta posted:They told me it's payback for the time I put a dead garden snake on top of my sisters infant child while they were swimming and waited for her to notice Was the dead snake payback for something equally as disturbing
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riptidejim posted:Was the dead snake payback for something equally as disturbing You mean besides putting me on this dying gay planet? Yes
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There are ;00 pages of gold pranks in this thread op, surely you can find something works for you https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3884919&perpage=40&pagenumber=1&noseen=1
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if you think brushing your teeth with icy hot is cool try using icy hot as bong water. youll thank me later.
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lol, nailed by a classic stunt yep, your folks are a couple of icy hot stuntaz
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Haverchuck posted:drugs drugs drugs One time when I was stoned I accidentally brushed my teeth with hot water instead of cold. It was a... surprisingly pleasant experience.
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wrap their furniture in clingfilm
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Superglue all their silverware into the drawer.
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Ke$ha once brushed her teeth with a bottle of Jack, so she would commiserate.
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Tonetta posted:So I'm house sitting for my parents who went on vacation & they decided to play a prank on me where they swapped tooth paste with icy hot. It took me a solid 30 seconds before realizing it wasn't a minty burn. How should I repay them? ![]() Try some tiger balm on their towels
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:wrap their furniture in clingfilm Maybe I could do their car overnight after they come back but thats a lot of clingfilm
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Stick their toothbrushes up your rear end one at a time and take pictures. Put prints of the photos somewhere they won't find them for a few months (christmas decorations or something they won't open for a few months). Then, replace the contents of their hair conditioner with Nair. They'll think you got them back when it starts to melt their hair off, but little do they know...
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Smugworth posted:Get a load of this bozo everyone where you find these fuckin idiots?
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Grey Cat posted:Let us know how the hospital trip goes, op. Like that kid who put icyhot all over his balls. i've had icy hot all over my balls before and if u go to a hospital for that you got too much money and are a bitch who cant take a little ball pain (sad)
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kntfkr posted:i've had icy hot all over my balls before and if u go to a hospital for that you got too much money and are a bitch who cant take a little ball pain (sad) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-IKCLGT9A
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My friend put tiger balm in the front of his brother's underwear and it made him cry. You could try something like that, maybe in an armpit?
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Tonetta posted:So I'm house sitting for my parents who went on vacation & they decided to play a prank on me where they swapped tooth paste with icy hot. It took me a solid 30 seconds before realizing it wasn't a minty burn. How should I repay them? When I was a kid I put ambesol gel in my parents toothpaste and my mom still complains about it 25 years later
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In college we opened up every cookie in a pack of Oreos and put Orajel in them. We were gonna prank a house party we were having that night, but one of our buddies got in early, raided the kitchen and found them. He got through half the pack before he pitched them because they tasted funny. Anyway that prank works but these are your parents, you need to borrow something out of Bam Margera’s playbook and beat the poo poo out of your dad.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 20:09 |
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Order lots of delivery or room service to their hotel room
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