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I'm way behind on this thread but I just wanna come back and say that this:Stink Billyums posted:she has a new single is so much worse than I imagined, highly recommended lmao the auto tune at 8 seconds sounds like Alvin and the chipmunks 
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Apr 1, 2024 14:36
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:The pile of jizz mushrooms begins moving, slowly at first, but gradually gaining momentum. They start flying towards your crevices, implanting themselves and taking root in your armpits, skin folds, and mucus membranes. As they bore deeper into you, each individual mushroom head transforms into a mini Trump head, and they all cry out in unison: “OBAMNA!”  I hardly skimmed the first post but this one is hilarious
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Apr 1, 2024 14:39
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I'm way behind on this thread but I just wanna come back and say that this: I've heard less robotic cod-country at Westworld.
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Apr 1, 2024 14:39
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For a second there I thought they gave MLK Jr. a backwards baseball cap.
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Apr 1, 2024 14:44
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WHY BONER NOW posted:I don't follow the news much but when you guys say trump, you're talking about the fabulously wealthy business genius, right? No, that's Elon Tesla. He's the guy that invented the internet and renamed it X so that people with the blue check marks were all fascists so you didn't have to read stuff by smart people on X. I don't believe he was the guy from Home Alone 2. On another note, there was some Melania (Melanie?) chat a couple of pages ago. I remembered that as a first-lady her big thing was the "Be Best" campaign. I thought it was absolutely loving nothing that she put zero effort into like her sham marriage to the guy from Home Alone 2, but it turns out I was wrong and it managed to implement a whole bunch of stuff people probably aren't aware of. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!
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Apr 1, 2024 14:44
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Trump has never jacked off in his entire life because if he did, he would loudly be claiming credit for discovering this awesome thing “no one ever knew about,” like how he was the first to notice that “us” is spelled “U.S” and how he was the first person to use the phrase “priming the pump.” There’s probably a litany of other dumb, obvious and easily disproven poo poo he also claims or thinks he’s owed credit for discovering because he’s a narcissistic idiot who believes the only thing eclipsing his own greatness is how stupid the rest of us lowly peons are in comparison.
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Apr 1, 2024 14:46
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Vampire Panties posted:Anyone whose ever posted bail has to be seething at the treatment Pmurt gets. Judges dont give a gently caress if you have to sell your car or house to post bond. There's going to be some brain-breaking moment when he says the quiet part out loud, something like "this is how poor people get treated and its UNFAIR TO ME A RICH WHITE GUY" and it will be like a dam breaking *in a lawyer voice, again* uh well actually this is the correct procedure and is exactly what happens to bonds all the time (:
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Apr 1, 2024 14:48
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Almost Smart posted:Trump has never jacked off in his entire life because if he did, he would loudly be claiming credit for discovering this awesome thing “no one ever knew about,” like how he was the first to notice that “us” is spelled “U.S” and how he was the first person to use the phrase “priming the pump.” Yes, Trump is rich, smart, liked, educated, competent and innocent.
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Apr 1, 2024 14:49
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Catastrophe posted:https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/31/politics/trump-dangerous-rhetoric-analysis/index.html Suck my dick you fuckman might disagree
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Apr 1, 2024 14:49
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Almost Smart posted:Trump has never jacked off in his entire life because if he did, he would loudly be claiming credit for discovering this awesome thing “no one ever knew about,” like how he was the first to notice that “us” is spelled “U.S” and how he was the first person to use the phrase “priming the pump.” He has to shake pepper on his crotch and grab the first thing that sneezes with tweezers because he has a tiny mushroom dick, you can't jack it with tweezers, according to the Bible I think.
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Apr 1, 2024 14:49
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They always get retired judges and retired military officers and retired government officials to dunk on Trump and say he's a freak, but they never get anyone who's actually in office to go on record 
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Apr 1, 2024 14:50
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Aramis posted:I don't know enough about golf to know if "golf, but louder" is a longstanding brand or something, but it immediately comes across as fundamentally Trumpian. It's the PGA's competition (actully I think they merged) LIV's slogan. Trump is a big fan. Surely a coincidence that LIV is a Saudi corp.
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Apr 1, 2024 14:51
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DJT stock down 9% so far this morning.
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Apr 1, 2024 14:57
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pro starcraft loser posted:It's the PGA's competition (actully I think they merged) LIV's slogan. Whenever I watch golf, I can't help but think "if only this was louder. The lack of volume is what makes this boring as hell to everyone except boomers who don't know you can just walk with your friends in the park if you want for free"
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Apr 1, 2024 14:59
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its twenty sixteen!!!! 
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Apr 1, 2024 15:00
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:This is controlled by the Biden Campaign, isn't it? I don't think it is affiliated with the campaign at all.
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Apr 1, 2024 15:04
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Day crew in here posting about Trump jacking off and bird with big dick posting stock prices loving april fools day indeed
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Apr 1, 2024 15:06
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bird with big dick posted:DJT stock down 9% so far this morning. Crossed 10% and another 10% to go before the stock is below its original price.
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Apr 1, 2024 15:11
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so theres all this talk that golf is the one thing hes good at, of course aside from him missing the loving ball that swing looks really terrible. Those games he plays where hes cheating gotta be the most naked emperor poo poo ever. A bunch of people who are actually good pretending their hardest that he is the bestest
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Apr 1, 2024 15:14
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Stink Billyums posted:she has a new single why would you use autotune to make everything the same note??? reverse t-pain
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Apr 1, 2024 15:17
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This guy said he shot a 67 at Bedminster last year, beating Phil Mickelson by 8 strokes. Lol
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Apr 1, 2024 15:20
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Want to see Trump and Kim play a round of golf. So many holes-in-one!
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Apr 1, 2024 15:25
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https://twitter.com/axios/status/1774786725543358940
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Apr 1, 2024 15:26
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Yes but the value of HIS BRAND
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Apr 1, 2024 15:27
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bird with big dick posted:Alright I’m imagining this, what next lets just say the rest… is up to you…!!! 
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Apr 1, 2024 15:28
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lol that's over $100 per user
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Apr 1, 2024 15:30
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Lol he's SO POOR
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Apr 1, 2024 15:31
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Stink Billyums posted:lol that's over $100 per user
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Apr 1, 2024 15:31
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Small Strange Bird posted:Want to see Trump and Kim play a round of golf. So many holes-in-one! “I am pleased to report, for those that care, that I just won the Senior Club Championship (must be over 50 years old!) at Bedminster (Trump National Golf Club), shooting a round of 67,” the 77-year-old Palm Beach resident posted. “Now, some people will think that sounds low, but there is no hanky/lanky. Many people watch, plus I am surrounded by Secret Service Agents. Not much you can do even if you wanted to, and I don’t."
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Apr 1, 2024 15:34
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Secret Service's remit now includes watching the President to make sure he doesn't cheat at golf
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Apr 1, 2024 15:36
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Data Graham posted:Secret Service's remit now includes watching the President to make sure he doesn't cheat at golf The assist him in it.
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Apr 1, 2024 15:37
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The hole has been elected president. Secret service agents bravely slow motion jumping off trampoline and shouting "Noooooooooio" as they take a golf ball to the chest to protect the hole
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Apr 1, 2024 15:39
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Trump stock down over 15% this morning. Sad!
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Apr 1, 2024 15:40
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Someone needs to do an expose on his golfing. Collect as many clips as possible. And make a cool vid.
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Apr 1, 2024 15:41
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Three Olives posted:Trump stock down over 15% this morning. Sad! DJT is such a popular stock to trade that they're going to have to halt it! Just kidding. They're letting this go all the way down. Trump probably took the money he go for the bond and bought $175 million worth of shares of DJT through a really obvious shell.
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Apr 1, 2024 15:45
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Gross Made me think of the Junji Ito creation Tomie. Trump is kind of like Tomie, in the sense that he seems to invoke baffling derangement in so many, and he just won't go away. HappyHippo posted:BTW, this story isn't apocryphal, it actually happened: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy I didn't think it was, but I hate it when I talk about a half remembered story and then someone says "Actually there's no solid evidence that ever happened" or "They made that up." Like, I read about a pair of sisters who to hide from the Soviet Union or something spent 30 years in a house, one supposedly hiding under the bed virtually the whole time. I tell it, and then it gets ruined because someone looks it up and goes "It's fake." It was in a darn Bathroom Reader, I trusted Uncle John!
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Apr 1, 2024 15:48
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Once DJT crosses its initial price the game is over and people are gonna flee their positions.
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Apr 1, 2024 15:51
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Renreeja posted:so theres all this talk that golf is the one thing hes good at, of course aside from him missing the loving ball that swing looks really terrible. Those games he plays where hes cheating gotta be the most naked emperor poo poo ever. A bunch of people who are actually good pretending their hardest that he is the bestest I was assured by a few goons in this thread that actually his swing isn't that bad and is very impressive all things considered.
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Apr 1, 2024 15:52
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Wish he'd swing himself into a bin
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Apr 1, 2024 15:53
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I am a golf pro at one of the most highly regarded courses in the world and I was on the PGA tour for three years and I think Donald trumps swing sucks poo poo and he should swing on deez Nutz.
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Apr 1, 2024 15:54
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