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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64, rox)
 
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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

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alright bros i'll hop back on this rear end.

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Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

stone cold killer

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
not doin that, im a man though.

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/InventiveProductiveVelociraptorKAPOW-3dez2ebp0Mpzu1Ux

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

heehee posted:

not doin that, im a man though.

:shrug:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
for those that missed the SAW UNDERGROUND WOMEN'S WAFFLE HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP IS HERE

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Also few announcements

The men's SAW Underground title will be determined in a 30 man Royal Rumble on Thursday.

Next Tueaday is the Last SAW Underground. On Tuesday we will get to the bottom of the most pressing issue today. Which Thar DICK is the real one. IN A CASKET MATCH

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
BURY HIM

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Am I seeing double? Four Dicks!?


sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


the cry of a horny whaler

baka of lathspell
Jan 1, 2022

https://voca.ro/1iW7qOFCVYLm


join dork order
sig by ??? (<3 u)

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

KungFu Grip posted:

for those that missed the SAW UNDERGROUND WOMEN'S WAFFLE HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP IS HERE



Nice work

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

heehee posted:

not doin that, im a man though.

I got u

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

That DICK is Tall, and Strong, and He's My Friend

Molrok
May 30, 2011


I'm the best

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

heehee posted:

not doin that, im a man though.

:jerkbag:

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

heehee posted:

not doin that, im a man though.

I see, so you want to rep the gas chamber?

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



vod is up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43st8GhXJ94

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Jabronis talking poo poo to a vet and locker room leader smdh

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

the grandpas ambulance match was incredibly entertaining

also thanks to whoever made my CAW, watching glenn-chan whip rear end but fulfill the c-spam ideology of copious breaks for rest and naps as leisure is equally important under communism was hilarious

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

neoaxd posted:

That DICK is Tall, and Strong, and He's My Friend

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

the grandpas ambulance match was incredibly entertaining

also thanks to whoever made my CAW, watching glenn-chan whip rear end but fulfill the c-spam ideology of copious breaks for rest and naps as leisure is equally important under communism was hilarious

Yeah. That's what happened.

baka of lathspell
Jan 1, 2022

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:

the grandpas ambulance match was incredibly entertaining

match of the night as agreed on by the crowd & Dav metzer


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Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

you know a match is good when god has to intervene so it stays within the bounds of broadcasting standards and doesn't just become the neverending version of that final boss fight of MGS4 with but snake and ocelot actually loving

Match was legitimately hysterical though.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i recently ran into some people posting online about how depressed they were that the ratings weren't as high as they wanted, and they kept saying SAW should just die now to spare their feelings. i didn't mean to do it and it was an accident but i killed those people. i crushed their hyoid bones, sternohyoid muscles, internal jugular veins, common carotid arteries, thyroid cartilage, cricothyroid membranes, cricoid cartilage, sternocleidomastoid muscles, thyroid gland isthmus, inferior thyroid veins, and manubriums. i'm sorry

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
they are probably happier now in heaven. or hell. i think either place would make them happy.





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008


This Thursday April 11th at 9pm EST, SAW Underground is live once again @ https://www.twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip

:siren:SAW UNDERGROUND IS GIVING YOU WANT YOU EXPECT FROM IT, NO SURPRISES AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINT ACTION!!:siren:

Last Man Standing:
Shard vs. Majinfoose

No Escape Tag Cage Match:
Knuckle Sandwich (VVG & empty sandwich) vs. super sweet best pal & minidracula

Falls Count Anywhere Match:
Tenkaris vs. HelloIAmYourHeart

Triple Threat Match (One Fall):
sb hermit vs. buschmaki vs. barnold

Elimination Table 3 Way Tag Team Match:
Malice and Gromit (your friend sk & FutonForensic) vs. evobatman & The Chad Jihad vs. Idiot Kings (Mr Hootington & titty_baby_)

8 Woman Gauntlet:
Maerlyn vs. Second Hand Meat Mouth vs. Ohtori Akio vs. Papa Was A Video Toaster vs. Zoya vs. Megamissen vs. namtab vs. Furnaceface

30 Man Royal Rumble For SAW Underground Men's Title:
Unfortunately we couldn't get a sponsor for the Men's title but it'll be named after the second best thing a promotor can offer!!

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


gonna rumble royally

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I'm going to win a belt this season with my tag partner cubicalsucrose.

I'm going to win many prizes this season to share with my tag partner Mr. Nice

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Gonna feed Majin some crab once I'm done. Don't worry though, if I learned anything being raised Catholic is that seafood isn't meat. Trust me...



Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If I win the title I will make sure to be the greatest champion the underground has ever seen


If I don't, I'm taking a nap


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm going to watch the royal rumble

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Shard posted:

Gonna feed Majin some crab once I'm done. Don't worry though, if I learned anything being raised Catholic is that seafood isn't meat. Trust me...

Shard, you're one of my favorite PSP posters, but I will destroy you


NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I am going to win the royal rumble and reign as SAW Underground champion for a thousand years, methinks

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

KungFu Grip posted:

8 Woman Gauntlet:
Maerlyn vs. Second Hand Meat Mouth vs. Ohtori Akio vs. Papa Was A Video Toaster vs. Zoya vs. Megamissen vs. namtab vs. Furnaceface

Furnaceface roots for me a lot, so I shall return the favor. Go Furnaceface.

But also go Maerlyn. The Child has a killer instinct.

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

I liked fulgore

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
I agree, let's go Furnaceface and The Child

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Majinfoose posted:

Shard, you're one of my favorite PSP posters, but I will destroy you

I love you. I respect you. But I must kill you. But I will continue to remind everyone wwe is a rape factory in your honor



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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

KungFu Grip posted:



This Thursday April 11th at 9pm EST, SAW Underground is live once again @ https://www.twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip

:siren:SAW UNDERGROUND IS GIVING YOU WANT YOU EXPECT FROM IT, NO SURPRISES AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINT ACTION!!:siren:

Last Man Standing:
Shard vs. Majinfoose

No Escape Tag Cage Match:
Knuckle Sandwich (VVG & empty sandwich) vs. super sweet best pal & minidracula

Falls Count Anywhere Match:
Tenkaris vs. HelloIAmYourHeart

Triple Threat Match (One Fall):
sb hermit vs. buschmaki vs. barnold

Elimination Table 3 Way Tag Team Match:
Malice and Gromit (your friend sk & FutonForensic) vs. evobatman & The Chad Jihad vs. Idiot Kings (Mr Hootington & titty_baby_)

8 Woman Gauntlet:
Maerlyn vs. Second Hand Meat Mouth vs. Ohtori Akio vs. Papa Was A Video Toaster vs. Zoya vs. Megamissen vs. namtab vs. Furnaceface

30 Man Royal Rumble For SAW Underground Men's Title:
Unfortunately we couldn't get a sponsor for the Men's title but it'll be named after the second best thing a promotor can offer!!

hell yeah

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